/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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okay but like what edition is this?

>they always do the opposite of what everyone expects
>not this time though!

the real no edition edition

I only have 1 beer left.....
I hope my TQQQ options do well so I can afford more

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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
youtube.com/watch?v=1M4FG1UXH5w

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>Can monkeypox spread like corona if people are non-compliant?
It spread via the respiratory system, from sneezing and coughing. Like the flu, or chickenpox.
It has a r0 of at least 2 so in can spread exponentially creating an epidemic.
Death rate is at least 1%
It's already in about 20 countries.

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>He didn't invest in physical oil futures.

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How retarded am I for buying $24 strike foot locker puts? Also i expect crab this week

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It's over.

>covid
>covid variants
>war
>fucking african gay gorilla plague
Every time you think it can't get any worse it gets even worse

I shorted oil big time.
WHO is about to declare a global lockdown

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>B-b-but user you don't understand SIGA will crash to $3 instantly pre-market on Monday
Man I can't wait to wake up and see that $20 sign bros.

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This is really fucked up, Disney is just so fucked up. I can't believe it haha.

Wait until the "food and energy shortages" arrive and start making room for millions of starving migrants from third world countries.

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They paired her with the fly? Why?

In their infinite fucking wisdom, I was kicked because "monkeypox isn't on topic"

Oh yeah dickhead? So covid didn't crash the market and economy in 2020?

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>Every time you think it can't get any worse it gets even worse

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Don't forget the gas and food shortages

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those consumer staples told us they saw a big shift from goods to services. there is a falling demand in discretionary goods and they had an increase in recreation-adjacent goods, not to mention that they're now in a supply glut since these companies order their inventories 3-4 quarters in advance. it's little wonder that their profits/earnings/margins fell compared to the previous 2 years where demand for goods, especially consumer discretionary goods was massive

that said, supply chains are still fucked and we're going to continue to see inflation. the biggest danger i see is a policy mistake from the fed where they go too far trying to dampen demand and something breaks

>worse than 2008
how do you propose this occurs post dodd-frank?

now i'm not arguing for some "GOLDEN BULL RUN" nonsense, but thinking it's going to be the end of the world is q-boomer tier delusion

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck chip and dale

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You were waiting for that question, weren't you?

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TSLA IS BANKRUPT
WATCH IT CRASH THIS WEEK

You guys do know (((someone))) at Disney got turned on by this right?

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>TSLA Bankrupt
With all the subsidies? TOP KEK.

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Markets are unironically going to crash within weeks

Can't we just eat the migrants?

Kung Flu = Pestilence
Russia = War
Increasing reports of mystery diseases and infections (probably related to Winnie The Flu and/or vaccines), indiscriminate mass murder of civilians in Ukraine = Death
The coming shortages = Famine

Guest starring OC fifth horseman, gay monke trouble as Degeneracy

He is hiring hundreds of litigators.
Does that sound good to you?