A 10% death tool pandemic is cooking

>a 10% death tool pandemic is cooking
>futures are pumping

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I can't die so I'm not too worried

>pandemics
>real

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Same thing happened at the beginning of covid.
The market is pumped to allow exit liquidity for insiders before monkeypox lockdowns crash the market.

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Old and sickly people dying is good for the economy

Enjoy the latest bull trap, my coffers are getting full

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They said corona was 15% at the outset, on par with SARS.
Maybe this'll kill some gay boomers. Prepare to take it up the ass in the meantime to prevent a few of their greedy asses from expiring. Ready? Or will you resist this time?

Too late for that. The majority of the population are thinking "Woohoo! Stimulus checks and WFH."

It's only 10% to gay niggers from Africa under the most deadly strain getting treated with shamanic rituals. It's only like 1% for normal people. There are 100 cases and no one has died (but it might rise if services get overwhelmed).

Hopefully more of them die off this time. I'd love to actually be able to use social security when I'm old since I'm taxed for it

Exit pump

Poxes kill infants, toddlers, and the 30-60 demographic. The boomers all got proper smallpox vaccinations.

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Another pandemic means more money printing means more stock market pump

spbp
holy fuck I hate the media
imagine a world with no """news""" fear porn

>Using statistics from when Bismarck was living

How else will they trap bulls for the 9th week in a row

It's what we've got, and it's "in a vacuum". It's not about the absolute rate of death, it's about the relative death between age groups. The 60+ fared well even with late 19th century hygiene standards. Absolute rates will be better, but don't expect the relative ratios between age demographics to shift much.

the only people catching it are gays having bathhouse orgies

Jan 2020: the only people catching coronavirus are chinese people eating bats

This. If you still believe in pandemics after COVID then there isn’t any helping you. Just wash your hands, bro. Take your vitamins and say your fucking prayers . You’ll be alright.

A child in Florida got, but that doesn't disprove your thesis.

Correction, it was in London.

Dear bobo
the futures pumped multiple times last 4 weeks only to end in red
we are still in control

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