>fast for 72 hours
>re-sneed at an all you can eat sushi buffet
>go before 330 so it's $10 cheaper
>so hungry I eat more than 4 normies combined
>don't tip
Love making these chinks lose money
Fast for 72 hours
Based OP
based
fuck chinks
are you me? i do this every week
Dare I say...
I'd say based but you ate a bunch of raw fish prepared by unsanitary insects
Ok I never say this, but based
Not "re-sneed at all you can feed"
Missed opportunity. 6/10, and that's generous.
Sushi isn't a Chinese food
Probably the most based thread I've seen this week.
Considering how much buffets cost I doubt they lose money
I do this every other week. Only eat their most expensive items (crab legs, sushi, and beef). Don't touch any rice or noodles.
>get intestinal parasites
You forgot that part.
krab*
also one meal per day chads report in
My girlfriend doesn't believe in fasting. She's getting fat.
Leave her
1 meal a day and 1 bucket of cottage cheese as well
She won't let me. I already told her that if she got too fat I'll stop loving her tho.
I didn't know this was so healthy. I'll try to incorporate it to my diet.
what happens if you go to a buffet, get a shit ton of the most expensive food, and then just dump it all in the garbage?
They hara-kiri in front of you and snap their own necks
>hara-kiri
they cut a finger off
It's Seppuku, and it's from Japan.
They complain, but can’t legally do anything about it. You can claim that the food smelled rotten, etc etc, and you can walk off scot-free.