OIL? OIL.
if your portfolio is in the shitter and you dont own OIL. its time to pack it up and let someone better than you manage your money.
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OIL? OIL.
if your portfolio is in the shitter and you dont own OIL. its time to pack it up and let someone better than you manage your money.
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i am sussin n bussin
just bought the top of SQQQ to save /smg/
fuck faggotpox
I want to be buck broken I deserve it
Bob who went short yesterday or today is going to be trapped.
is it too late to fomo into oil
im having a ton of gay sex this weekend to spread monkeypox and crash the market
HAHAHAHAAHAHA
yes pls spy go to 382
State Dept
3850 is - 20% from ath and officially bear market, ppt cant afford this.
My oil stocks are all down ~10% off their highs.
They've gone nowhere but down since Biden announced the SPR release. I know some largecaps are still making gains, but that's mostly due to refinery exposure. The oil producer bullrun of the past 18 months has ended.
You know this to be true.
N
it was a bull trap
STOCKMARKETFUNDING TOLD YA IT WAS COMIN TWO WEEKS AGO
>Bought a single share of SQQQ
>Now I'm going to win forever as the world burns
Bros, how did I do it
Why did TGT just flip red again REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I'm having tons of gay sex this weekend because...
You were going to do that anyway
Futures lied
>over the weekend hundreds of new monkeypox cases are detected
>airborne transmission confirmed
>epidemic declared
>monday morning market open: circuit breakers
>oil goes negative again
>oil barons rope
Who is buying their worthless shit anymore?
why buy oil when you can buy nickel
Don't forget! Rents due in a week and a half.
what did you just do user
>he thinks futures actually tell the future
>be Saudi Arabia
>be crazed Muslim dictatorship that mutilates women and thrives off cloak and dagger oil politics
>Bush and Biden all own oil companies though, so Femoids think you’re a strong a brave culturally diverse nation worth saving
I fucking hate females they are braindead.
They will literally post on tiktok all day about how bad Christians are for not letting them kill their own kid, and then will turn around and support the Saudi Governments right to import people here. Fucking. Insane.
imagine every fucking day some new fud story. if we have no news some retarded fed jumps in front of a camera to screech some hike shit
Can't argue with those numbers.
It’s already over you aren’t paying attention
I will buy as much XOM as I can if it goes back to sub $30, for nothing else than the dividend
Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when the returns on stocks have changed from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.
oh shit, I was only joking
Really? Right now?
I just bought AMLP small time. But maybe I should buy more and dump my spacshit
CHECKED
>Biden all own oil companies though
? Biden is getting cucked here by the saudis.
>oil barons rope
Are you implying that they don't just put money into inverse ahead of time? But nice digits
today was a good day.
i actually fell for it
whitney was my favorite
or i guess audrina, was her name audrina? or something hot fucking bitches
The market isn't really drilling tho, why is this?
>tfw oil and shipping connoisseur
bow down techfags
jesus wtf is that?
Mumu, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a gap at the open
Then he struck you, a crescendo Mumu
He came into your market
He left the pinkface on the wojaks
And then you held into the bubble
You were dumped down
It was your doom
that actually looks like a pretty fun ride ngl
3 is the lucky holy number. The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. 3 is significant in many religious sects and texts.
Quads confirms, do not buy until Monday
Biden's handler.
3/4 is SP500, AAPL, MSFT, Nasdaq ETF
1/4 is stuff like HUBS, PYPL, CRSR, Disney, BB
w-will I be okay?
tsla 666 again
Cool logo, pretty simple but terrifying.
I still can't believe MJ invented those hook anchor shoes that let him do that. What a genius.
Huge support at S&P on the border of a 20% decline. Same shit as fall 2018.
i will buy spy when it reaches 382
do you guys think we will break 385 today?
SU, XOM, and COP all hit a new 52 week high this morning before the dump.
what shit OIL company do you own?
pretty good cope, but not gonna happen.
will normies fall for the same shit again?
most likely
Yes.
Idk idk idk idk idk idk fuckkkkk meeeee
Yeah
Chinese efforts to replenish reserves with Russian oil would not violate U.S. sanctions -White House
reuters.com
Wtf is oil when I'm stock with nft. Oil is shit
user, I...
Should I write covered calls on SPY or is that too boomer tier?
I will break you tonight bby
I accidentally bought double the amount of 17.5 UVXYc for today. Kind of a hedge against a massive downfall but I didn't mean to grab so many.. Hope it goes well
...i'm not doing so good
I'm poor but at least I'm green today!
Buddy!
Yeah almost like gov is so desperate for ideas they fish for them in hollywood sci-fi movies
...oh wait
Yes
CHECKED
SPY is now down nearly 20% from its high
Just don't tell them about Rainbow Six (the book, you retards).
>SPY and S&P are -.66% away from bear market
gg no re
Please double bottom. I'm loading calls let me be lucky
383 is the magic numba
have confidence
NASDAQ 10k is the bottom
nice, credit spreads by chance?
Based Oasis instantly delivers, get in here anons
100%
Especially if the news is flooded with images of gay people dying during pride month.