Live in Asia

>live in Asia
>stayed up to 3 am for a NFT mint due to timezone difference
>hear mom screaming
>turns out boomer parents are having sex because they thought everyone is asleep
anyway spent $30 and all I got was this shitty mutant ape NFT that wasn't even rare, so it was not worth it

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sounds hot, next time record mom moaning

do bug people have sex?

didn't know that

>Record your parents having sex
>Sell it as an nft
>Profit

larp everyone knows boomer asians don't have sex

Wut? Aren't all nfts equally rare since there's only one of each? Wasn't that the fucking point?

I’m white and I had loud sex with my Asian gf while on vacation with her family

Hot af. Record them next time and upload to sexsoundlovers. We are a very welcoming community and would love to hear your mom!

Did your mom sound like she was having a good time?

Then how are Asians born?

you just'd know he pillaged her backdoor oracle

I love that everyone comments about NFTs, but literally have no idea about it.

Even biz is too retarded

White women tears hit the dirt and Asian grows out of it like plant

Big white cock

The fuck is it then?

usually it's like:
- floor NFT's
- esthetic ones (usually a combination of non-rare traits)
- rare ones (combination of rare traits, people usually use raritysniffer or something to see this)

the equally rare thing is like comparing some shitty a Volkswagen to a Porsche. both get you from A-to-B (membership in whatever NFT community you are buying into), but the other one is just a flex. in the end, the market decides

as an example, picrel (GCG with gold tats) sold for 45 ETH when floor cats was like 3 ETH.

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>45 eth
>I right click - saved it for free

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>Be me, little kid
>Hear Mom saying Dad’s name at night loudly, many times over the years
>think “I hope they aren’t fighting :(“
>Grow up
>Realize what was actually happening back then

Might not have been having sex.
As women get older they scream a lot in their sleep. Sometimes it sounds like they're getting murdered or fucked by a big fat cock.
Go ask your dad about it.

So then why they have one of the biggest population?

There's like 2 billion Chinese alone. Of course they have sex. I don't know why Asians act like the most prudish people on Earth when they're the most populous face on earth.
Someone is doing the fucking.

Fuck man I just had flashbacks of memories I didn't even know I had