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ty tho

Thank you user. Seriously cant stand these nolinker trannies trying to destroy smg or shill gme.

I cant habib that shorting the jpow rally came true. Again.

I sold 1/4 of my OIL to get into AAPL :DD

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Khorne will have gained many skulls for the throne by the end of sour hour today

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It's time for you to get a JOB and stop playing around with 4 figures in your mom's basement

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I just woke up. What the actual fuck happened?

Blessed links chads. Thank you.

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Fucking kek, I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Notice how the weak lanklet naturally is drawn to the hamchad when danger is near. It's an involuntary response. This is the fate of all of you NEETs in this general. You will eventually surrender your bussy and call me daddy as the world continues to collapse.

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pokimane shaped like a bottle

Apologize.

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gold is flat
buy bonds, brother

Might be the local bottom before a relief rally into the summer. Then it's endless pain until the major indices are HALF of what they are right now.

>crypto is down, stocks are down, gold is down
correction, gold is up today

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oops lol

HOW THE FUCK IS IT SOUR HOUR WHEN WE ARE ALREADY DOWN 4% WHAT THE FUCCCCKCKKK

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What's the best tech to buy tho. I'm thinking Microsoft and Intel. Expecially if they cut another 10% off em. Who do we think will rebound hardest post recession

stop it
leave and do not return

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Kek. I told you fuckers to buy oil. Half my portfolio is energy. No one here listened to me.

Nice little exit pump there. See ya at session lows now.

>predicted 8173987419873 of the 1 big dump
wow, genius

You know he's going to release another podcast creaming himself over golds performance today. Going to be a good listen.

I got a good faith violation in my 401k to go cash gang yesterday. I'm glad I did.

It’s time for you to gargle my balls in your mouth

sour power hour time - youtube.com/watch?v=29zeu0lBjOI

Top KEK.

>half a green candle appears
It's over for you Bobo, that was the bottom.

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Theyre the safest. Intels doing gpus now and they seem pretty good.

Glad to see you're choosing a lucrative career path. I'm rootin for ya

Guys...SOXL?....Please?...

BOTOM IS IN! BUY BUY BUY!
You can't just ban qt girls being posted in /smg/.

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“Scared Money Don't Make Money”

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BUY CALL faggot BTFO'd

YOU MAY BE HOOOOOKED

You will regret this

so all the finance media articles saying the rally was temporary and the bear market will continue were actually right? i thought their whole thing was just to lie through their teeth and fuck over retail

unironically leveling out on 5m

Sure. I'd hold over night and flip it tomorrow at open until we get confirmation that that local bottom is in.

>that pic
K tomorrow confirmed the worst day.

Tech is chips. Tech isn’t websites like twitter or snap.

Chips is intel
Microsoft is that and several more verticals not going away. From business to gaming to teams to cloud shit to so many owned products you cannot easily remember.

Do you have the balls to buy?

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Are there any other big retailers with earnings calls soon? Target and Walmart are both down big, who is next?

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BULLISH AF

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American workplaces are shitholes.
I would rather die than deal with all of those current thing and anti-White faggots.

I don't feel so good bongs bros, look what happened afterwards when inflation rose that fast in each case

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MUMU MUMU YOU OKAY MUMU???!!!! BOBROS CUM AGAIN!

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Even shit like PEP is down around 6% which until recently had been very resilient to any downturn. Beginning of a broader bear market selloff? Probably

Where was he in 2020? Fucking boomers with dementia. We haven't even kicked in any circuit breakers.

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goblinas posters are not welcome here

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We'll see, AAPL @ $140 is a good deal for long term imo and I was getting stressed about not taking profit on my oil position (+60%)

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Oh my god oh my god SPY

Bulls, its time for a walk into tommorrow gap up. no fear. youtube.com/watch?v=bhgsSUnBpUE

yes please buy so you can lose more money goy

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Perma buyer. Fuck it!

i bought 1 AMZN share today boys. that CAD->USD is really busting my balls.

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

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the post that saved this "thread"

Confirmed not the worst day
Confirmed even more untold nightmares await us

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>Tech is chips. Tech isn’t websites like twitter or snap.
Just SHUT THE FUCK UP

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how do you guys pick short plays?

high debt/equity ratio? bonds trading below 85 cents on the dollar? macro/sector headwinds? continual operating losses?

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we are all stressed out. Imagine being a kid to a boomer who died and inheriting this shit.
I always call when girls wear knee sox the "I am single and need a boyfriend now" clothing

>Worst day in years

Was this nigger asleep in March 2020 when the S&P dropped 9.5% in a day?

What the fuck is this shit?? Seriously 7 weeks of red, and pretty much 5 months of red, is utter fucking nonsense at this point

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OFFICIAL THREAD THEME(S)

youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

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costco will be may 26. Everything will crumble when we learn that the rotisserie chickens could not fight away the effects of inflation

THIS HAS TO BE THE FUCKING BOTTOM
IM FUCKING BUYING FUCK YOU BOBO SHITS,

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Buddy, look at Apple Computer. :(

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If I had the money I would but I keep losing money so I can't really buy much

Bear market fruitcakes

Just another 3-6 months of red and it will recover in 12-24 months bro, remember to thank Biden for it

work from home retard, or use the skills you've obtained to move to another country

oh wait

Somebody shut this faggot manlet j*wfag up right now im sick of him boomer vaxxtard shit

Could be reverse psychology. Many people do not trust media that much anymore.

this is NOT the bottom

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>it was red yesterday so it has to be green today
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Don't short unless you find evidence of fraud desu.

Like, if you're fairly confident a company is straight-up cooking the books, that's when you short. Otherwise, the risk/reward doesn't make sense.

MAKE THE PAIN STOP

yes I think this is my buy signal

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Sell when you get euphoric and want to share screenshots on /smg/ literally my strategy and how I got to 25k from 10k this year in a bear market. Currently at 35k

LOWER LOW

ROST tomorrow

*SIP*
>ahhhh
>hows your day been bulls?

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If you can stomach the thought of buying, it can't be the bottom.

Do I close my QQQ puts or leave them open.

Real talk though. Why are eu stocks depegging from S&P? Is it because the ECB refuses to raise rates? I'm super confused.

I'll buy the new SE if they price it at 200€
Your move, Tim Apple.

>near biblical reckoning
Exactly but that's AFTER the incoming relief rally. Don't forget pic related.

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I WILL FIND YOUR CAVE BOBO YOU FUCKING FAGGIT

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Lol

How's your experience been with the Robinhood? I was a retard and closed my account in the gme fallout, and I paid the retard tax for it.

I've since learned and I'm thinking of opening a new account with them after rechecking their sec statements.

YWNBAW

Are they good enough to screenshot?

Who do I have to find to predict the bottom?

>immediately dumps
lol

Schiff was right about the producer price index. Retailers have been absorbing costs to avoid raising prices. Its fucking bad

Chino poster is never right. This is the bottom.

tummy tumm

Not as much tech bullshit that gets dumped is my guess. Fundamentally sounder.

I can't wait to hear what the freemason ghoul mannarino will say today about this.

What do you mean? It takes balls to buy near ATH. At discount like this it's easy to buy as long as you're not buying some speculative shit like AQB

YWNBAW

Schiff has been right about everything but the Fed has been propping up stocks for 20 years straight

Everything this clown sorcerer says is a head game. Ignore his bitch ass and form your own opinions.

I'm buying calls here. You know what follows the worst days on the market? The best days. #AMZN #GOOGL #AAPL

I have a poorfag account, but they are up 100% yeah.

if you think about it. Its not so bad. Even if SPY makes fresh 52 week lows semiconductors arent doing as bad.

short COIN or MSTR if you think BTC is going down which it will as it enters the bear market also crypto has never been in a recession so expect it go even lower than previous bear markets

>buying on a wednesday
You guys are just pretending right?

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Average length of a bear market is 9.6 months

It's not like that data is new either, yet there's that retard who keeps claiming that inflation is really just price gouging lol

i stole it from them
no refunds

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dont need to wait for the collapsa pappa

>it just keeps going down
Goddamn it man. Do we do another dump like today during tomorrows trading session?

I'll save you the 15 min

"ITS A REEEEEL FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKSHOW OUT DERE"

The rally already happened STUPID

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i thought we hated schiff, or is that only the cryptards

What the heck?
But /smg/ said that the bottom was in like an hour ago??

Retard logic (Actually was thinking the same desu)

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holy fuck what kind of copium are you on

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It works and it's free. Got no complaints desu.

I'M ONLY FLESH AND BLOOD
I CAN BE ANYTHING THAT YOU DEMAND
I COULD BE PRESIDENT OF GENERAL MOTORS BABY
OR JUST A TINY LITTLE GRAIN OF SAND

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Ahahaha the line literally just keeps going down what the fuck

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RUGGED

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Get a real broker poor fag.

nice pic i'll steal it for when i'm roleplaying

all-in on physical lean hogs

QQQ down >5% wooo baby
sell sell sell

>5% down

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>its still going

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Capitulate.

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Okay Greg. It literally didn't. Look at the weekly to cancel out the noise. Either way, on the daily we'll smooth at a nice round bottom and then pump back up to a meme number like 4,200 or hell even 4,444

Trading stock is working from home.

BUDDY

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It’s our time now

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RUGGED.COM IS A SHITTY WEBSITE BRO TRUST ME I'VE HAD A SUB THERE FOR QUIT A FUCKING WHILE NOW BRO

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WHERE IS POWER HOUR

Where the fuck has poem user been?

I just invested in a ribeye steak it's gonna be so good bros

That makes it sound fine. It makes it sound like profit margins are only temporarily compressed.

>npc needs crowd approval before gmhe can form an opinion
Schiff has always been based and correct. Bulltards just seethed for years because they didn't want to accept the reality of the bubble.

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I'm taking my chances with gold miners

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No power, only sour.

WOW LOOK AT THAT

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What is this trend called Any Forums?

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anyone here use IKBR? will it let me short canadian junior mining stocks? fidelity doesn't let me short them

yeah, 12 march of 2020 literally closed the market twice in 30 minutes and kept dumping

"Democrats in Charge"

Based

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i want to form my own opinion but i also dont want to get downvotes

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Down Jones

Jim brandon economy

Have to commute then got stuck in meeting at wagies. Don't look at margit four two hour. Check. Oh my that is a lot of red lmao.

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The DOWnward spiral.

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hes a CIA agent hired to watch us, who cares
You can ask him yourself

I bought back in. If you can't handle the market at it's worst, you don't deserve it at it's best.

based, I'm having fried rice with ground beef, egg, and bacon

We call that a big shakeout

god this looks like complete shit

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>every index is literally a diagonal line straight down

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kek

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you can short anything as long as someone out there in the market is willing to loan them and you meet the margin requirements

The ukraine needs another bailout

I want my opinion to align with the median opinion of my select social group