Who would win in an actual battle between a bear, a crab, and a bull?

Who would win in an actual battle between a bear, a crab, and a bull?

Attached: pepe.jpg (250x228, 6.75K)

Damn it would actually be tight to watch a bull and bear fight now that I think about it

Bull would fuck a bear up. Crab would just get smashed in seconds.

how big is the crab and is the fight in the ocean?

Bull wins.
Unless there's a cast of crabs.

Attached: 1652375532019.webm (480x480, 1.24M)

is this achievable natty

Ok
So i think if we made the crab and bull the same size crab demolishes them
But if everything is as is then I dont see how a bear can lose.
A grizzly weighs like 700lbs and has claws that shreds.
Bull is heavier but I dont see how it can hurt the grizzly.

In the old western days they would ship in lions to fight bears so the old miners could have a little fun.

The bear almost always wrecked the lion. A bear swipe can crush a skull.

a bull has no chance.

I disagree. Bears are fucking tanks, man. I know it only takes on proper blow from a bull's horn, but bears are fast and can swat/scratch and bite like a motherfucker. It'd be interesting for sure.

he's on strict diet of rice, brocolli and chicken breast

Chickpeas.

I'd say let's assume 3 arenas and 3 battles, each in their respective habitat, and the particular species that are the most fit for combat

bull would annihilate a bear.

wtf is that real

depends on who get hit first:
if the bear evades the first ram and/or manages to grapple the bull it wins.
if the bear dont dodge the first hit it get oneshoted.

Attached: main-qimg-e6d38f82fa9848be425ccbbd3ed77021.gif (700x394, 1.86M)

No it wouldnt, not a big grizzly.

A bear sized crab literally crushes both into bits

Attached: crabs.png (1037x161, 36.4K)

bears are just big rats covering their ugliness with really long hair
absolutely pathetic

Attached: abGjW38_460s[1].jpg (460x362, 43.64K)

Yeah. Probably Shiva/Hap/Apis/Gugalanna incarnate. Or jsut genetically modified/roided/growth hormones/testosteroned.

>the particular species that are the most fit for combat
Polar bear fucking demolishes all of them always, then.

>mogs you at the ocean floor before even noticing you exist

Attached: 1-firstspecies.jpg (800x449, 38.18K)