Isn't Powell's speech tomorrow at some lame "Future of Everything" conference? He's not going to say anything he didn't say last week to Marketplace. At best I'll talk about some gay CBDC stuff.
Kevin James
BUDDY
Juan Parker
327 shares of SOXL @ 41
How much longer am I going to be staring at this stupid fucking red line
What happens to people who hold a coin like Luna on coinbase and then it gets delisted anyway?
William Mitchell
BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL >BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL >BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL >BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL
Greedy, yes, but not on overvalued speculatory shit like TSLA Be greedy on undervalued good companies getting sold *along* with the overvalued speculatory shit Your quote means nothing to this board, when half of it is balls deep in crypto and the other half in 3x leveraged (inverse) ETFs
The HELOC boomer loan bubble (muh rentals) is about to pop and no one is talking about it its going to be absolutely hilarious when these rubes catch on
GIVE ME MY MONYE YUO BINCH WHOERE I WANT TO REDEEM I WANT TO REDEM BICH WHORE FUCKING BITCH GIVE ME MYU MONEY MOTHAERFUKEN BUITCH AHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MY MONDY SON A FUCKEN BRTHC WHORE MOTERFUCKERD I WANT TO REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM
Please lord drop this market so I can dump my stupid bag
Kevin Ward
where's my refund, Cathie?
Asher Campbell
I mean I've been throwing a decent amount at it in the low 20s to bring my average down but yeah being in the red sucks. I've been trying to live by the "no shoulda coulda woulda about the stock market" philosophy which helps a bit.
Christopher Reyes
No. 90% of this general bought puts early last week and unironically got margin called on Friday.
You didnt really think the boomers were gonna create a massive ponzi chain and shit wasnt going to go south did you hahahahahahahaha uma deliciouso
Isaac Miller
I had a funny idea based on this meme. It's about Roe. Vs. Wade. Essentially it's a roastie putting on an apron and oven mitts as she's sent back to the kitchen
I'm looking at the order book right now and SPY has millions of orders between 399.99 and 400.99. We're going to be here all week as market makers and movers slurp everything up to then fist everyone elbow deep and dump to 375.
no one will be able to afford living in these speculative rentals and the freshly minted landlords will be underwater on their helocs. things are about to get ugly
Parker Lee
Literally all you had to do was buy OIL and Fertilizer
Over-leveraged. You can see it everywhere you look. They will be forced to capitulate when banks call their loans. It will be glorious (for PM chads).
Tyler Parker
its not a schizo market its basic auction market theory and equilibrium price finding. Market is trading in a range today at 4000 because it believes this area is the equilibrium price. Im bearish and believe it has still overshot the equilibrium price but this behavior or even a bear market rally is to be expected.
Matthew Wright
I have a confession to make, frens
I regularly visit Reddit and watch r/wsb. I wait till the first "Don't kill yourself!" posts come in and start buying. When the "YOU ARE NOT ALONE!" post with a link to suicide prevention pops up I go all in. I have used the same strategy with many other stocks and assets and I always succeeded so far. It's the only indicator that works for me.
They just couldn't stick to their tranny guitar music could they? No, they had to infect everything.
Oliver Fisher
>interest rates rising >HELOC loans have variable rates >bank can call them in if they ever feel like you can’t pay >dumb fucks have multiples of these loans that they used for property/stocks/crypto/toys >payments already starting to go from 1400 to 7k+ a month >some loans being called in already Everything is about to crash so have your cash ready to buy
>my gf has all her retirement money going to a work-suggested "lifecycle" TSP fund >ask her which one so that I can look into it >like 5% is government securities, 50% is stonk market fund, 30% international stonk market >this is back in early January >tell her to put it all in government securities (safest low risk option) >she checks her YTD now >up 0.3% >lifecycle fund down 13% I guess I just saved her $15,000, what should I ask for?
Jason Jenkins
>that webm Do any Mannarinoheads know what the fuck he was doing here? Forecasting volatility?
Can't, gotta write a speech for tomorrow.
Kevin Perez
>margin call >on puts
Blake Cooper
LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR
>freelance photographer kek McDonald's is hiring dead beat No it's not that, it's just every single one of his videos is the same >the fed is lying >this market is a fweak show >we're going much higher people It was entertaining for awhile but it's very redundant.