/smg/ - Stock Market General

I'm gonna buy the dip again

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Isokaze
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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1st for BUDDY

>buy the dip
Now that ain't working

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>COIN down like 8%
Just pull the plug already, put it out of its misery

buddy, you are NOT 1st...

the suicide links are cringe, this isn't reddit. jus sayin

I’m doing pretty well all things considered

when does spy go back to 385?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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And just like that, soon SPY will be above 400 and then never go below 400 ever again.

NMTR

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Isn't Powell's speech tomorrow at some lame "Future of Everything" conference? He's not going to say anything he didn't say last week to Marketplace. At best I'll talk about some gay CBDC stuff.

BUDDY

327 shares of SOXL @ 41

How much longer am I going to be staring at this stupid fucking red line

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What happens to people who hold a coin like Luna on coinbase and then it gets delisted anyway?

BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL
>BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL
BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL
>BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL
BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL
>BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

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I just copy and paste bro

Kek based

You guys did buy your puts on friday
...didn't you?

if you want to bake you should do better

ARKK down 4%. We still have a long way to go cathie, just capitulate now

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>now we’re pumping again
i fucking LOVE the schizo market

Lel NMTR is short squeezing. Up 30% in 2 hours

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I now have access to tools to help me make a CDO. Anyone got an ISDA and want to buy from me

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I was at -45% last week.. now it's -29%.

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did somebody say BUDDY?

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Greedy, yes, but not on overvalued speculatory shit like TSLA
Be greedy on undervalued good companies getting sold *along* with the overvalued speculatory shit
Your quote means nothing to this board, when half of it is balls deep in crypto and the other half in 3x leveraged (inverse) ETFs

Nobody else will

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KEK bobos

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Where is my MONEY Cathie

YOU MAY BE HOOOOOKED

Selling puts on aapl is free miney

The HELOC boomer loan bubble (muh rentals) is about to pop and no one is talking about it
its going to be absolutely hilarious when these rubes catch on

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nuh-uh. I only buy good divy stocks and growth stocks when they hit their all time low PE. i also have munies. Take the 30yo boomerpill

Told you guys to short THO and WGO a few months back.

I’m unironically gay

>The HELOC boomer loan bubble (muh rentals) is about to pop
What? Why?
Are they going to CAPITULATE?

SOXL is not a stock for cowards. That being said, yeah you bought in way too early
>t. $24.12 average

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GIVE ME MY MONYE YUO BINCH WHOERE
I WANT TO REDEEM I WANT TO REDEM BICH WHORE FUCKING BITCH GIVE ME MYU MONEY MOTHAERFUKEN BUITCH AHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MY MONDY SON A FUCKEN BRTHC WHORE MOTERFUCKERD I WANT TO REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Shhhhhh, stop helping

yes

anyone got any good manarino schizo images? I'm adding to the collection and making a fun meme today

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This practice is no longer acceptable

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Please lord drop this market so I can dump my stupid bag

where's my refund, Cathie?

I mean I've been throwing a decent amount at it in the low 20s to bring my average down but yeah being in the red sucks. I've been trying to live by the "no shoulda coulda woulda about the stock market" philosophy which helps a bit.

No. 90% of this general bought puts early last week and unironically got margin called on Friday.

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You didnt really think the boomers were gonna create a massive ponzi chain and shit wasnt going to go south did you
hahahahahahahaha
uma deliciouso

I had a funny idea based on this meme. It's about Roe. Vs. Wade. Essentially it's a roastie putting on an apron and oven mitts as she's sent back to the kitchen

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I have a few. Admittedly my mannerino phase gas passed though

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I'm looking at the order book right now and SPY has millions of orders between 399.99 and 400.99. We're going to be here all week as market makers and movers slurp everything up to then fist everyone elbow deep and dump to 375.

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no one will be able to afford living in these speculative rentals and the freshly minted landlords will be underwater on their helocs. things are about to get ugly

Literally all you had to do was buy OIL and Fertilizer

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Over-leveraged. You can see it everywhere you look.
They will be forced to capitulate when banks call their loans.
It will be glorious (for PM chads).

its not a schizo market its basic auction market theory and equilibrium price finding. Market is trading in a range today at 4000 because it believes this area is the equilibrium price. Im bearish and believe it has still overshot the equilibrium price but this behavior or even a bear market rally is to be expected.

I have a confession to make, frens

I regularly visit Reddit and watch r/wsb. I wait till the first "Don't kill yourself!" posts come in and start buying. When the "YOU ARE NOT ALONE!" post with a link to suicide prevention pops up I go all in. I have used the same strategy with many other stocks and assets and I always succeeded so far. It's the only indicator that works for me.

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The crab has come today

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At least they didn't buy uranium at the top of an exit pump during a bear market in a recession
Kek

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OFFICIAL thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Gxxc5kTmovM

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There's that one /gif/ showing the pink shirted :| girl transforming into the trad housewife.

mining as well, i hate myself for investing in agribusiness and not more into mining

WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

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Post it

They just couldn't stick to their tranny guitar music could they? No, they had to infect everything.

>interest rates rising
>HELOC loans have variable rates
>bank can call them in if they ever feel like you can’t pay
>dumb fucks have multiples of these loans that they used for property/stocks/crypto/toys
>payments already starting to go from 1400 to 7k+ a month
>some loans being called in already
Everything is about to crash so have your cash ready to buy

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>asian american pacific islander month on wall street
>Biggest dump was Korean shitcoin

They rip you off and don't care one bit

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>ID
Cum your what?!

>my mannerino phase gas passed though

Translation: I listened to Memearino, bought oil and banks at the top and now I'm an angry bagholder.

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>my gf has all her retirement money going to a work-suggested "lifecycle" TSP fund
>ask her which one so that I can look into it
>like 5% is government securities, 50% is stonk market fund, 30% international stonk market
>this is back in early January
>tell her to put it all in government securities (safest low risk option)
>she checks her YTD now
>up 0.3%
>lifecycle fund down 13%
I guess I just saved her $15,000, what should I ask for?

>that webm
Do any Mannarinoheads know what the fuck he was doing here? Forecasting volatility?

Can't, gotta write a speech for tomorrow.

>margin call
>on puts

LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE STR HIT THE FLOOR

checked

It's like sham wow but cum yow

Sirs?

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Anybody else slurp the SOXL dip today?

i like your style

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Just tells you how much the average mumu here knows about the stock market

*CFPB: Hundreds of Thousands of Borrowers Still Behind on Loans After COVID-19 Mortgage Protections, Forbearance End

*CFPB: Many Borrowers Exited COVID-19 Hardship Forbearance With No Loss Mitigation Solution in Place

Beautiful.

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I'd fertilize her, if you know what I mean.

A threesome

Butt stuff

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Bean

>payments already starting to go from 1400 to 7k+ a month
Oof.

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to watch

You! That stock you are holding... PE is too high.

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>freelance photographer
kek McDonald's is hiring dead beat
No it's not that, it's just every single one of his videos is the same
>the fed is lying
>this market is a fweak show
>we're going much higher people
It was entertaining for awhile but it's very redundant.

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Bull flag forming on NMTR. It had a massive amount of short floated and then btfo earnings lol.

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Good morning warren buffet

the bottom is in, this picture

Cum on your bun ;)

too much bobo posting
means we will probably break out by EOD
fuck.