>*Gets bloodwork done*
>”Nurse, you gave me fuckin color! What the fuck!?
>*Nurse looks both confused and frightened*
>*Jim stands up and grabs her by the throat*
>”You fuckin bitch! You said it was bloodwork!”
>*Nurse screams it is*
>”THAT WASN’T A WORK. YOU STARTED SHOOTING”
>”shooting? Sir please. Sir”
>*Jim slaps her in the face*
>*Sips sprite*
>*Doctor is fucking his wife at home the whole time*
>*Jim is finally relaxed*
*Gets bloodwork done*
I laughed have a bump
you forgot the part where brian last starts laughing inappropriately
You really thought this was good enough for its own thread? Kek.
Well don’t no sell the shit, motherfucker!
>*Brian pulls pants down*
>*Sees his Jew dick*
>*Starts laughing uncontrollably*
dick and fart jokes
Lelleth
that's gonna be a (You) from (me) brother!
Take your meds please
>brian last agrees with all of it
Holy based
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I love schizo threads. Have a bump my nigga
His recent coping about the Briscoes was hilarious.
>"but Snoop Dogg was on trial for murder!!! He did something worse!!!"
>"Yeah, but he was acquitted. He didn't do it".
>"But the Briscoes appallah-jahzed!"
lmao
>>"Yeah, but he was acquitted. He didn't do it".
Just like based Trump.
Jim is based and thinks words aren't as bad as actual crimes.
He doesn't seem to understand the hypocrisy of fining people for saying fuck on TV but not punishing them for saying they'd shoot gay people publicly
>Implying Jim would Say something like shooting or work in a promo
STOP EXPOSING THE BUSSINES GOOFY user
I love when Jim gets his panties in a twist about saying curse words. it's one of the most out-of-touch things that he does. he's behind by a good 5 or so moral panics.