My crypto portfolio right now:

Regards,
Dolan

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What the fuck, oh my god. Jesus fucking no. Please no. Is that real user? Please tell me that isn't real. If it is you may have colon cancer. See a doctor please. Oh god, first my portfolio now my eyes. fuck you 4ch fuck you fuck fuck you fuck you fuckgtiyhjhhnhwe

what needs to happens for you to shit something like that

alcoholism

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based bloody pooper, i had to get a blood transfusion from my bloody poops

Checked....OP may have diarrhea'd himself to death

OP probably has massive hemorrhoids from sitting on his ass 15 hours a day

Checked and kek'd. I wonder how large this lad is

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bros please buy this and eat it
it's like omega fiber that'll suck out all the toxins and shit in your intestines then you poop it out

the most important thing is to start cooking your own food though
no processed foods
only home made meals from scratch

you will be saved if you do that
but the ash helps too, read the comments for all the shit it "cures"
(really it's just removing shit that causes your body issues)

bro just eat psylium husk lmao

wtf bro go see a doctor

that ash has negatively charged metals that bind other toxic metals in your body to it and you poop/pee them out

fucking kekd

what an absolutely fetid, putrid heap of feces.

10/10

Bro, blood from popping a hemorrhoid is bright red. That shit is dark--deep internal bleeding. Fucker, you might have colon cancer. See a doctor. Crypto gains won't help you if you're dead.

A little blood in the stool is good luck

Last time something like that came out of me I died and switched timelines.

Hmmm. Is that what they mean by, Bearenstain bears?

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This lads is a thread of fine digits. OP has delivered to us good luck in the form of a potentially cancerous and bloody stool. OP has rotted his colon so that our portfolios may gain. It has happened and kek wills it.

OP is kill - rest well my sweet fecal prince.

See a doctor user, bloody stool is a very bad sign. Your body is ringing alarm bells.

Is stoolcoin our new savior? Kek give us a sign...

I look at this picture for many minutes and conclude that OP may have aids. RIP OP

fuckin chipotle wasnt it

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