AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #6

>my three dads

just seeing red velvet and knowing that I'll never get to split her in two hurts my cock like no tomorrow

HOLY KINO

rampage doing sub 400k

MATT NEEDS TO PAINT HIS FACE SO THEY CAN BE TEAM FACE PAINT

>Ominous cage music
based

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Agree

I missed the wardlow match. What happened? Did MJF screw him over?

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>womemes main event
i'll see you guys in the owlchad impact thread tomorrow

If Thunder Rosa loses, I'm gonna...I'm gonna.....I'm gonna......I'M GONNA BE VERY SAD!!!!!!

Darby is a twink, not a femboy

c'mon lad...

>womeme title match for 25 minutes left
Not putting myself through this shit bros... I'll lurk tomorrow to see if it was any good or not

Will Thunder Rosa get the win, or will that finish not work for Charles Flair at Home?

Guys, I'm at 5 threads, can someone else make the next one(s)? thanks!!!

Guys, I'm at 5 threads, can someone else make the next one(s)? thanks!!!

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HE'S GOT A SKATEBOARD

bros what did my email mean by this?

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As this is AEW, it's Polly for me

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Yep.

so , how does britt singlehandedly win tonight's match?

Maximum Jew Fucker and 10man did it.

Well anons, that was a fun dynamite gamethread. I don't give a shit about women's wrestling so I'm dipping.

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tell that to his tights

yeah, le ten man spears came out then MJF punched him with the AEW Diamond ring

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As long as it doesn't go lower than Smackdown's lowest, we good

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That amount of makeup and the fake as shit lips makes her look disgusting. Am I the only one.

She tells Adam Cole he can't stay up and play Halo with his friends if he doesn't help her

Entrances will make it less than 20.

Thunder Rosa's going to get such an enormous pop when she comes out.

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In a shoot who can take their panties off and squirt the fastest contest

>no Christian at all this week
Peepbros, we lost

KEK WHAT A GIF

So when do Sting and Jeff feud over custody of Darby?

was on the shitter all night
just came in time for the main event

>How was the show so far with no spoilers?

Darby isn’t a femboy, THIS is a femboy

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wtf they made the characters from coco into real people

>female mariachi
LMAO BASED

Nope, she doesn't look natural. If she was naturally beautiful, you'd be more attracted to her.

Holy yuckola

This is racist

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ARIBA MUCHO TACO BURRITO

mostly very based, hot crowd too

what the kek

nah you are

>special entrance
I wonder who's winning kek

Very solid

I hate spics so much, bros.

OH SHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mariachi
This is already based as fuck.

Why are these dumb bitches not singing in the microphone?

would be dimes if they played her theme

It's not for everyone.

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BASADO

I didn’t know there were female mariachis

mexicans are so fucking cringe

>looks more like a female than most women
femboys are the best thing on earth. Best of both worlds.

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THUNDER ROSA IS MEXICAN?
JUST SO YOU KNOW SHE'S MEXICAN.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? A MEXICAN! LIKE A REAL MEXICAN
MEXICAN MEXICAN MEXICO MEXICAN

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nah i am

MARIACHI KINO

great pop

BEANED

>fucking singers for her entrance
she's winning, ain't she?

only reason to stick around is to see which one of these hags kills herself first

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Imagine Rosa not winning after that

>you'll never be in the back when a tiny leprechaun dressed Thunder Rosa mumbling jibberish and running around like crazy looking for gold sees you with a title around your waist and yanks it off along with your pants exposing your penis that gives her an idea to exchange sexual favors for the title so she begins aggressively polishing your shillelagh and cackles as you finish cause she finally found her gold to then immediately get angry and start jumping up in down screaming unintelligible spanish obscenities in her nasally voice as she realizes it's a cheap homemade replica

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Holy kino

Someone tweet Bix. Fuck these chuds

MEI SUPPORTS THUNDER ROSA ALL THE WAY FROM JAPAN

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KINO

i'll have the chicken nachos appetizer and a margarita

>my mom knows what song the mariachi is playing
fuck

Um, based department?

alrite rosa is winning

NO BOOBOO FACE FOR FUNDA TONIGHT

Holy over

>that face paint
>crying as she enters
yeah she's going over, time for a new era

Thank fuck.

Oh no, Thunder Rosa not coming out with her moody, I'm losing so idgaf face. She's winning.

She really thought that hat would act like a frisbee lmao

Damn this is legit

the lights out match was a year ago? wtf brehs

kek

DIMES
youtu.be/kl2nJQrpksc

sauce me up lad

for the love of god let this be the start of Jamie going solo!

Yeah, it is over the top. It makes sense though, because they're trying to appeal to the Chicanoshits in Texas.

FUCKING KEK

Pretty disrespectful to do this on St Patrick's Day but okay

>h-hey guys I'm mexican p-p-please cheer for me
Can't stand these latino shitters

THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN LUCHA BROS WON

Jesus christ she's so fucking OVER
what the FUCK

... So did I, am I a retard?

>Cage match means no Rebel or Hayter
Boo

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>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's over DMDfags

Britt is retaining again isn’t she?

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Girls cant have cage matches

>mariachi entrance
>full paint
>10lb hat winged into that person's face

I think tonight...Britt's retaining.

God her ass looks amazing in those tights

SAWDUST IN A STEEL CAGE
LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO

Going to be funny when Tony lets Britt continue to keep the title with a win tonight.

damn the irish is singing funny tonight

Why does Rosa look like Latina Jeff Hardy

Based on what?

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She was confirmed winning when she got the rematch last week

aew’s cage is so based

The two top women in AEW desu

Where do you even find this shit?

so why did they make redesigning the women's belt the kiss of death for the champ? happened right before shida lost it too

rofl they put up the old title graphic on the mini tron

okay, how u know?

Britt and Cody's themes have a cross over, right? The breakdown / bridge is clearly shared.

nah they were try and interfere

look at that fat ass bounce

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The way Britt smiled at the Camera, I think Tiny Khan is fucking over Rosa and letting Charles at Home retain.

WHENS ABADON

no, but those hats are top heavy. imagine if you threw a frisbee but first put a can of peanut butter on top of it.

JR forgetting where he's at

Same band. Downstait

Did they change the cage rules, or is Britt just being a babby

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You have to go back

I need Jamie Hayter to do this but she lands on my face instead

Please never stop this gimmick

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please god tell me they aren't having britt do a high spot lol

I'm gonna be annoyed when Rosa wins, because I'm not sure she really deserves it.

But this is pretty much the moment. If nothing else, AEW knows how to capitalize on the moment when it comes to the titles.

Who you got jobbing in this match? My moneys on Rosa

worked

Britt with the Scott Hall gear

>women main eventing in AEW again
WWE women fucking seething

>bull will never jump off a cage onto your waiting erection, breaking it
why even live bros

>cant bring Kroniis in there

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thanks, user. I knew there was something in common

both by downstait, they're just bad songwriters

Why would they be?

dont women main event raw all the time

Remember when Thunder Rosa was asked to be a referee?

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If you think Rosa's losing even after that entrance then you're a dummy poopy head

Rosa’s belly lookin a little thiccer

Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Man

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mi casa

same band that does Rollin's "burn it down" and The Miz's theme, I think Zigglers too

misread that was "wailing" and I had questions

BRITT IS ABOUT TO BLEED

it's called being a fat shitter

She preggers.

I think Britts held it long enough that it wouldnt be so bad to put it on and Rosas pretty over

don’t be so hard on yourself user

they never get any significant main events

The San Antonio Screwjob

>having them bleed with 15 mins left
why lol

Kronii bros...

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and the baby's father is her husband's brother's ghost

Tacos are good

They're main eventing Wrestlemania in a few weeks

Deviantart

britt's tummy is working me into a shoot bros

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what the fuck is jr talking about

>yfw Reba and Jamie come out in ICE uniforms

Bitches bleed at least once a month, who cares

Britt is completely phoning it in, fucking mark

Britt can't have a match without blood.

THEY GOT BIG OL WOMEN IN SAN ANTONIO

Is Britt moving slower than usual?

God I would kill my family to have five minutes in a closet with these two

Was the gap between the ring and the cage usually this big?

Britt "Charles Flair at Home" ShitTaker

VICTORIA'S A SECRET DOWN THERE IN SAN ANTONIO

she is pouting since she has to put someone over

Charlotte, Ronda & Becky, the only two that get pushes, that about the rest?

this is forced. they'll never duplicate the reddit match from last year

you've spent your whole life in the closet lol

>It/s a damn bloodbath
>There's very little blood
C'mon JR

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When are they starting to shoot?

San Antonio has big ass tacos amigo.

seemed a lot smaller for the wargames match

wtf it’s like a cell and cage combo

Who is this beautiful woman?

No. I think the ring tonight is smaller than usual.

Holy shit those knees were bad

Yeah, that's what I mean. And realistically, if not Rosa, who could it possibly be? No other woman is really over right now.

she's phoning it in.

AYY LMAO

>Shut the fuck up.
>DMD
>Shut the fuck up.
>DMD

Kek.

You spent your whole life in a tent broke ass fuck

what is a cell if not a cage

Whatever happened to the blue style cages....I think WWF used to use them in the 90s? Were they not as safe as chain link ones?

I've been putting her on a special diet of gorditas, churros and taquitos

wow this sucks

SUPERDRAGON

>steel cage
>they get to be on ground
huh?????????????????/

this match feels really off

You mean like Shitter Rosa last week with Layla Hirsch?

GOT A CHURRO IN BOTH HANDS

you gotta blade deeper than that britt

britt is sad she is jobbing tonight

they have no idea what theyre doing

Too steel

>you've spent your whole life in the closet lol

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deep, bro

those were made out of literal steel and are a lot heavier than chain link cages

Is that what theyre saying? Im hearing STFU.

based retard

It's pinfall or submission victory only. Doesn't matter if they touch the ground.

And Since she’s Tony’s favorite she going to get away with being unprofessional. She’ll even be the focus of the division!

compare this shit to LB v. YB. it's so goddamn low energy, i'm going to assume britt is to blame but holy SHIT

>doesn't get it

Did the cage move?

Too many chairs!

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duck

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GOT EM

women’s wrestling sucks ass

Britt's sandbagging.

I need this Subaru nendoriod

Aew needs to do a rules rundown for these gimmick matches.. instead we get the announcers arguing over how someone wins LOL

Britt Baker has had a fucked up wrist for like, 2 years now. Get the belt off her and let her rest.

ShitTaker really is phoning it in tonight.

Pretty sure it was dueling Thunder Rosa and DMD chants

give it to me straight bros what will the ratings be? there is a sixers , luka and durant, and a lebron game going on.

Layla Hirsch, who had to be directed by the fucking ref, who was so fucking loud everybody could hear him, that Layla Hirsch?
Green as shit shitter deserved to be sandbagged.

I hope Britt wins

holy yumola

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>random stunner

GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

I like the Scott Hall outfit