AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #5

>Too early for a new thread tranny
cry faggot

BoredLow is already buried as a Baby Face and not even KEK MAN is coming to save him. KEK

so that entire build plus ppv was fo rnothign lol?

Jews always win

Yo AEWbros we got Shaggy 2 Dope in the front row? WOOP WOOP

>le ten man ruins everything... again

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Fucker's big as a tank, clean face and can work, he's going to be AEWs Cena a few years from now.

TECTONE IS IN THE CROWD

I REPEAT

TECTONE IS IN THE CROWD

time for some delicious golden shrimp

>wardlow helps punk beat mjf
>doesn't save him from a 7 on 1 beating
good to know who your friends are

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no, it's going to be Wardlow vs MJF at Double or Nothing

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they're not gonna waste him going over MJF on a throwaway ep. dude is getting one of the best receptions already

Why does AEW doesn't have multiple man matches? Besides the ladder matches. I've never seeing a triple threat or a fatal four way.

why do i need to wait 4 months for that to happen lol

>MJF paid Top Team for MJF to interfere and help Scorpio retain

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i've liked this show a lot so far. it's gonna do like 800k viewers

I thought that Juggalo was Shaggy 2 Dope for a second until I remembered this is in Texas and not Detroit

he got his win back what does he care

Hold on to your napkins, cheesburger fans.

Wardlow needs some frens

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Mei stunned that Wardlow got his ass kicked by the pinnacle.

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Is that a fucking juggelo?

>for nothing
It set up Wardlow vs MJF, idiot.

Too much competition tonight, so probably

No dude i think it is him

I LOVE YOUUUUU

Give me the link I want to see this gook bitch go EEEEEEEEEHHHHHH

Warbros....

>Great opener
>Yuta turning heel
>Jericho kino
>Wardlow as a mega babyface
This episode has been kino so far

It's in May

Jesus Punk. And this guy thought he could take a professional mma guy.

This is the gook you marks are always simping over? Holy cringe

HOMIES

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Pure sports entertainment

Learn your slurs already you uneducated faggot
Gooks are koreans

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They really need 6 PPVs. I think the huge cap between the last two hurt Hanger.

woop woop

niggers

wardlow segment kind of sucked

What an ugly bug. Get some standards people.

not Shaggy but WOOP WOOP

**appears in your path**

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>imblying the yayoi aren't korean

I would do pathetic and disappointing things to Jade Cargill

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big game competition sadly & rampage is on at 11:30pm so that's gonna suffer hard, faggots will still spam that AEW is dying etc though zzzzzz

Very gay result if I do say so myself.

It was for heat

Im in the minority but I wanted Garcia in the Regal stable

no that one's named giulia

love jade's outfit

>opportunity? more like charity
Jade is fucking based

>this semen demon is a year younger than me
>on tv
I've wasted my life.

>>Shit opener with Atom Smol winning
>>Wheelie getting the shit slapped out of him, while Regal shits all over Excalibur
>>Jericho and Jobbers 2.0 confirm AEW is sports entertainment
>>Wardlow already buried as a babyface
>This episode has been a steaming pile of dogshit

I miss Jade's white hair bros...

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Spending time with jericho can help him cover his weaknesses.

Jade mogs the fuck out of every woman in wrestling it's insane. She could be a super star at literally anything but chose wrestling. She's the only thing aew has that feels bigger than the entire company

>pop for pp
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

I GOT 2 WATCHES! am i the only isiah mark here?

roof gonna blow off the place for Hardyz

Hardy Boyz time

DAMN LOOK AT THIS NIGGA SEEEEETHING

2 year angle, and the guy can talk. he's getting the W on a big show

Jeff should dance the whole match

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

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>4 months
DoN is Memorial Day weekend. It's only 2.5 months. Wardlow will probably have to face Spears first, and will then probably face MJF at least once before the blow off at the PPV.

I would climb every big sexy inch of Bae Cargill and plant my dick in that ass like I was Amundsen on an expedition.

It's so weird hearing this song on AEW TV

SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

HARDY BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Being with Jericho will help him open up more since his weakness is really having a personality

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KEK the Hardys once came out to the pop of 100k people... now they come out to the fake crowd noise of 6k

Huge pop for the Hardy Boyz

Holy fucking KINO

I fucking love the Hardys bros

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>the hardys

they put him with the guy who got like a dozen gimmicks over and can talk. eventually he'll shift over.

he looks high

>those chants

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she wants to do movies at some point, her dream is to play storm obviously. hope she gets to.

>using the kayfabe number

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Holy dimes.

Watching the Hardys takes me back to when I was a kid. I always popped for them since I'm from NC.

weirder to accidentally discover it one day on a list of licensed tracks to sample from

Isn't it fucking EMBARRASSING that these people in San Antonio are louder?

i havent watched WWE in like 10+ years and missed a bunch of jeff stuff, is he still decent?

this is crazy. i havent seen a full jeff match in years

Has Matt ever been legit over? It feels like he bides his time in whatever promotion until his brother comes along then he's over by association with Jeff. Not even trying to bury Matt, just wondering

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I want Jade to tear off all my clothes and mock my tiny cock in front of her sistahs.

I saw Jeff wants to use No More Words for his singles theme. It'll be cool if Tony pulls it off

yet wwe was so shit to work for they both left willingly

I think people are starting to realize that Jim Johnson wasn't the wizard they thought he was.

>Shots Shots Shots
vs.
>Meth Money

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>babyface getting fucked over by the heel means he's buried
You have the IQ of a nigger. You are a stupid fucking nigger.

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So this is two weeks in a row now that Jeff Hardy is there and CM Punk seemingly isn't.

Wasn't he over during the whole Broken Matt Hardy stuff?

matt needs to go on the jericho diet if he's gonna wear a tight ass shirt like that

I know you have your hearing aid turned up, but you are clearly disillusioned.

based NCbro

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>that fucking pop for Jeff
bases

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He was incredibly over with the delete stuff up until WWE did it

they both couldn't hang with the major leagues anymore. its sad

Why didn't Lita come out?

>karrion Kross debuts
>Rolls up Jeff in seconds
What a sports entertainer

damn that moveset, i feel pretty old

Broken Matt Un-Jennettied himself and Brother Nero was the sidekick

2016(?) TNA

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He was mega over in Impact a few years ago.

yes, it was his most over gimmick

Do you reckon there's a plan for the Hardy's? Because this nostalgia act won't last very long

the curse of being a duo for so long. you could be fine by yourself but people want the KISS experience not Gene Simmons' acoustic albums.

that duo move was based

Reby Hardy would shoot her TV screen if she saw Lita out there with Matt

WILLOW CHADS WHEN'S IT OUR TIME
youtube.com/watch?v=ab_oUdEm-6s&

why did matt even leave simpact

He was legit one of the most over guys on the roster during the Edge/Lita/Matt storyline

you'd think that Dynamite was in North carolina from the reaction of that crowd

I hope Jeff gets a singles run down the road but the AEW roster might need to reshuffle first for that

Broken Matt Hardy

$$$

narrativebros...

>not itchweeed
GIT BOI GIT

>LETS GO LITA
>LETS GO LITA
Holy based crowd

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yeah but that came at the expense of a program with his brother

>Fat Hardy

Kek, Jeff worked the fuck out of carnie Vince and secured an early release so he could go be with his bro. Khan had to be in on it too, otherwise no way he'd take a risk on druggie Jeff.

jeff is slow as hell lol

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>the Hardys once came out to the pop of 100k people
This will never happen again for any company tbf

cope

>razors edge

Who else should join the JAS Sports Entertainer stable?

>Why does AEW doesn’t
Based retard

>Hey Reby, no more kids for you
BASED PRIVATE PARTY

Matt is so fat now goddamn

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good god his pants are halfway up his chest

CM Punk in Chicago

Vince mcmahon

Now Tiny Khan shills the PWI awards in a commercial to get people to try and watch. KEK

This post is pretty sus, ngl.

They do sir

idk but it seems like they'll be crossing paths with the pro wrestler stable that mox and bryan are doing with regal

>BOOOOOOOOOO
>PLEASE RETIRE
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>WE WANT EDGE
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>WE WANT EDGE

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PWEASE SUBSCRAIB GUIZE

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Mox and Bryan. Literally every ex wwe guy

WWE will lie and say they had 200k unique fans for this years wrestlemania, you can screenshot this post

HERE COMES THE MONEY

Got to help support them man tits

So what part of Matt Hardy's body is stiff or can't move well?

Looks a bit like Angle. At least Jeff looks about 80% there.

Matts gonna knock her up again just to prove he can

Dem tits are fat

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must lick pits

How did they get their dad to dress like them

the hardys both cannot wrestle, kind of sad to see

Hi adam, coming to us from COPEland as usual?

Broken Matt was white hot lad. Shame how Hardy let WWE kill it.

clearly his legs dummy. all those years of landing on his ass/hips

STINKY ORCA PITS

Hips are trashed

youtu.be/01BtsuyECFk

I think that's what Tony's aiming for. Jericho will demand AEW becomes more sports entertainment and Regal will demand AEW becomes more pro wrestling. It's actually kind of like NOAH stables now with Kongo wanting to destroy Misawa's legacy and such.

Man, it's 2022. I just can't care about this team

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'broken matt' was never gonna survive with vince since he didn't get it since day one

Built for Omos

I have a feeling that you only started watching wrestling within the last 5 years

Didn't he say his hips fused with his spine or something? I think he got it fixed but damn

imagine what a big black COCK would do to her

but enough about your mouth and anal cavity

Will Darby vs Jeff be kino or is Jeff too far gone body-wise.

I've never seen wrestling

Why would me watching in the last 5 years form my opinion on Private Party?

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Private Party have zero charisma

6 years fag. Nice try

Based other dimension Miko fag

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imagine what a big black COCK would do to you

Broken Matt Hardy? More like Broken Down Matt Hardy

So i kinda forgot but i saw last week, but Private Party dump Matt cuz they got sick of him ditching them in the middle of matches that gets them pinned?

Darby probably doesnt need it not to mention the comparisons between him and Sting are better than him and Jeff

Probably please him

nah you are, fatty

Bitch looks 16. Needs bigger thighs, tits, and ass. If you don't agree then you're a pedophile faggot.

Who is this angel

Kek Jeff will never not be over

Crowd going wild for Jeff

that fucking pop

yeah and matt forgot to wash his back

I don't have to imagine

>jeff out carnies vince
FUCKING BASED

Jeff can still be kino if he only has to give it his all once in a while. That's why AEW will be so much better for him than WWE where he's have to do house shows and shit

Hardy Boys playing the hits tonight. Nothing wrong with that at all!

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Wardlow fucking Paige hopefully

Jeff is eternal, that huge pop

Matt and Jeff are gassed as fuck and the fact they haven't beaten these two shitters yet is just sad

VINTAGE JEFF

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>Sees a woman
>Immediately thinks about being a pedophile
Hmm...
Anyway, Jeff Hardy without facepaint is superior to facepaint hardy

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Her tits are fine but I agree with the rest. Her face looks way too young.

Pedos dont like 16 year olds dumbass. They like delicious supple grade schoolers between 6-12

>*takes off shirt*
> all women precede to cum

sauce pls and thank you

Nothing like watching the Hardys hobble around the ring and do their classic moves slower than ever

A splash?

KWAB Jeff couldn't even to the SWANTON

you might need to post a couple of examples, you know, for science

Leave it to Matt Hardy to get a Nazi salute over.

Kyu says get fucked bitch

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HEIL HEIL HEIL

That's just Eri Kitami

All women? No. Not me.

>I take off shirt
>women begin to run
It's not fair

good taste user

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