AEW St. Patty's Day Slam: Gamethread #4

KENNY OMEGA BTFO

The cheapest of heats

WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN

based Sport Entertainer

>i am a sports entertainer
about the only thing they can get huge boos from these fans lmao

Based Jericho

>steals Zack ryders gimmick
>goes with the “wwe bad” gimmick

>I am a sports entertainer
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lmao garcia is based

lmao so this is basically a cult? sweet

daniel garcia seems like he's a fit for 2.0 so i can see it

daniel garcia sold out to the fed bros.....

>The faction is they're all sports entertainer

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Sports entertainer bros... We're back

this is easily the best gimmick of the year

god bless texas

LMAOOOOOOO

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lol this is great

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>sports entertainer
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG A HECKIN WWE REFERENCE

LA Dojo boy seething right now

This is some WCW shit lol

Jericho should just go full EDone and praise Vince every promo and shit on AEW if he's going to roll with this

But the gimmick is literally WWE Good.

BOOOOO FUCK SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT

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I
AM A SPORTS ENTERTAINER
Holy fucking shots fired!

this is based heel work

this is some good shit

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Jericho looks great and I love this gimmick.

Jan 6th bros

Kek What A Sports Entertainer

This is painful

Why do they talk about WWE every episode

>my name is daniel garcia and I am a sports entertainer
popped me desu

That's nice and all BUT
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN

AEW confirmed Sports Entertainment... and with that an entire cult just died

>Jan 6th

>cool hand anj angelo parker
HAHAHAHA

Based Jericho with The Masque of the Red Death reference

Chris Jericho isn't even his real name. Isn't his real name Keith or something?

>AND WE'RE DROPPING THE 2POINT0 NAME

...well that's actually not a bad thing.

>Real names
>Chris Jericho

>January 6th a group of chads go to Washington to beat a bunch of Israeli sucking fucks

lmao they’re heels, slowpoke

>I am a sports entertainer
Daniel Garcia just broke Mei Suruga's heart

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>cool hand anj angelo parker
im shoot crying

based daddy magic

ANGELO PARKER

Don't do as I do do as I say

this is too good

DADDY MAGIC LOL HOW MUCH COKE IS JERICHO ON

Kek wtf

COOL HAND ANJ? THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD

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Its almost like people hate the term sports entertainer considering what happened to wrestling in the last decade

>My friend Kevin
Nash?

>Real name
>Chris Jericho

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And WWE Good is the most heelish thing you can do in AEW.

KINO SEGMENT

Holy kino

>NO NO NO NO STOP STOP IT STOP IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE PLEASE

>a group of sports entertainers

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lmao jericho what is you doing

christopher keith irvine

Jericho's finally doing something interesting for once

Worked

>And Jake, you're here too...

if you dislike this you are unironically a worked and seething E-drone

We don’t disagree, wwe bad heel gimmick, not sure wheee you got lost bud

this is fucking gold

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Thought he was talking about the Ric Flair/Tim Woods plane wreck at first. How could he donate money for that when he was in kindergarten

>WE BEAT OFF PRO WRESTLERS
um okay

The ratings are plummeting to all-new levels with this promo.

is this the greatest promo of 2022? being serious

>I AM A SPORTS ENTERTAINER
>Also FUCK "2.0" that was a bad idea from stupid creative
Love this fucking retard like you wouldn't believe

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ProWrestlingBros...

WE ARE
THE
JAY
AYY
ETHHH
AND WE BEAT OFF PRO WRESTLERS

They do WHAT?

My sides

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Hagers voice always gets me

daddy when i grow up i want to be a sports entertainer

FUCK JAS

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bros WHO is interrupting this shit??
HELLO?????

when is jericho going to bring them in

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i'm in tears from laughing so hard

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worked

THEY BEAT OFF PRO WRESTLERS??

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>not Jacked up, Built up, Coked Up Matt Lee

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I fuckin' love this promo

thank god he doesn't talk much

Thjs is FUCKING DIMES
give Daddy Magic the mic though

Lmao, the date

Matt Cardona has been doing this gimmick for a year already lol

That was a lot of boring exposition.

>yfw cool hand anj asks if people want a taste of record profits at some point
fucking based

For me it's Cool Hand Angelo Parker

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that one promo put over everyone in the group more than the past 2 years

10/10

KINO

>THE ERA OF THE SPORTS ENTERTAINER
WWE BROS, ITS OUR TIME!!!

>Hey Jericho I have a great idea for a promo

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Reminder there were people on this board complaining this segment was going to be shit and Khan was an idiot to give Jericho this much weekly time

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there was no better crowd to debut this new gimmick with

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For all the pro wrestlers in AEW
>SOON

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>jeribloat is a proud e-drone

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What's your sports entertainer name Any Forums?

Heel Jericho is dimes as fuck

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KINO/10 segment

I love this leathery skeleton

Jericho you didn't go far enough. You should've got on your knees and praised Vince

This is so bad but also entertaining so lets just see how it goes lol

I want mommy deeb to wrestlefuck me bros

holy shit deeb is walled

So glad sour boy and oiled arms have been gone for what feels like a year+

That was based fuck the inner circle

angry amazon position raw sex with mommy deeb....

>He had one line and still fucked it up spectacularly

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you can actually pinpoint the minute her heart breaks

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butch

>Deeb putting on a shit ton of make up to not look like a man
KWAB

this is war pepe chad where are you

huge pop for wardimes

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I love this sun dried leather mommy

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>going from that to deeb/shida
yuck lol

Deeb is kinda hot in a psycho way

Ray Pist

THIS. IS. WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

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Time for BoredLow to lose to Scorpio Sky because of MJF

Oh man. Could you imagine the heat?

This JAS stuff us so fucking good.

time for MJF to cost Wardlow the match

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Mike Hunt

Black Magic Mack Morris

What a highly passionate rivalry

worth it

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No one gives a fuck about Shida/Deeb, stop this heatless feud.

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IT'S TIME BOYS, WARGODS WW@

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"Scatchad" Stool Brapper

THIS
IS
WAAAARRRRRRRR

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who's winning this pdub?

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How come Wardlow is stealing Jericho's pose?

wardlow will win

>Crowd singing this is WAAAAAR
fucking based

>lambert wearing the other belt
actual dimes

>Deeb is more jacked than Cole

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>no reaction for Scorpio

He's not getting over Tony

unironically yes

just like the statlander/ruski feud, shit in the womens division lasts WAY too long

"Big" Harry Cox

Why does Scorpio's theme sound like Mario kart?

AEW entrance themes go hard af on god

Get ready for the twitter meltdown when Sky loses

Kek what a failed thread

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>scorpio sky gets zero reaction

LMAO NO POP FOR SCORPIO SHITTER

>that complete silence for Scorpio's entrance
I almost feel bad for him

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based PVZ with her nips poking out.

Its either a title change or MJF costs him the match. No inbetween

It's so obvious that MJF screws Wardog here.

>Lambert wearing the second belt
Nice

Moe Lester

I like to imagine yoga mommy is a nudist and her forcing me to participate in her lifestyle and constantly sneaking up on me and grappling me and mocking and teasing me as she keeps me in compromising positions I can't get out of.

>THE JAS'S NEWEST MEMBER, CHAIR THOMPSON
how hard would you pop lads

If Sky loses the podcast's coming back

Scorpio Sky has a fucking banger ass theme song jesus christ

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Wardlow is so fucking over bros

mjf interruption

look, dan lambert can only carry the dude so far

Ethanbros…where is he?

someone needed to take the belt off sammy eventually, the TNT belt doesnt need to be held for years. it was a nice shock. i'd rather ethan get it since he can talk more but whatever

inb4 MJF fucks this up for Wardlow leading to a Wardlow/MJF angle.

Pretty based.

Tony can't book.

Thicc Van Zant

Lambert is one of my favorite people in the business. Must watch tv whenever he’s out.

>Mei is born two days after me, exact same year
>she's a famous, beloved joshi cutie, I'm a fucking NEET who talks about wrestling on a mongolian CP forum
it hurts

>black ref
Scorpio is winning. He'll help his people

He's going to seethe when Scorpio loses isn't he

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yeahhhh i'd be suprised if they don't have MJF cost Wardlow the match, I can only imagine the reactions from the usual suspects if a black man has a short title reign

Wardimes is way more over and those hotties in the front row are absolutely creaming over him

geez scorpio is smol

Nick is over with me brother

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Dick Trickle

THIS IS WA
THIS IS WA
THIS IS WA
THIS IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

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paige is working my dick into a shoot bros

Soles Van Zant

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Scorpio is white

duh

/trash/man lee

BASED GRANBLUECHAD

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN

I thought he was wearing a blue jumpsuit for a bit

Dixon Cider

Post screenshot I still haven't seen them

100% chance MJF screws Wardlow

don't forget punk will be in there too

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DAD-DY MAGIC
clapclap clapclapclap

Paige Van Zant aka Ronda at Home

nah, he doesn't care, he just uses BLM to push a narrative

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>wardlow flexing for pvz
based
>captcha VAGT0

How did AEW pull Jessa Rhodes to be ring side?

>Wardlow's pec flexes to PVZ after looking at her tits

dimes incarnate

Yuul Brenner Awlright

>pec flexing at PVZ
Kek based Wardlow

...

he’s fucking hilarious

0% chance you have sex lol

Wardlow vs PVZ in a breast off, who you got?

Maybe I missed something but why are they still using the 2 belts TNT title gimmick. Figured that died when Cody lost and left.

Wardlow likes to watch?

Hardys when?

Balkan Branko

Austin Vandercuck cucked in week 1

Jade

Niggasaurus Flex

he doesn't care, he's a grifter for $30 of kroger deli meat (look it up on their site)

i still cant get over that jericho promo

Wardlow is beyond based. If he isn’t winning, they need to call an audible.

but hotter with more charisma

I was so worried that Wardlow was about to kiss the guy

nah that's your mom.

Sports N Tertainmen

FEET YUM

holy fucking dimes

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>Scorpio match starts
>Mei Suruga leaves
What did she mean by this

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There is a 0% chance Wardlow loses clean

i could see mjf distracting him and then spears hitting him with a chair. have him go over spears first before a match with MJF at DoN

NICK WITH THE DRIP

based DerzaChad

She needed some alone time with her Wardlow hug pillow

Wardbros......

Why does AEW still try with Scorpio? He's a decent worker but that's all he has.

So, him as MJF's new Wardlow, yeah?

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Wait Mei has a watchalong?

>That filename
Top kek user

who?

Sammy wore both because he felt like he earned it. Now that Scorp has the title, he gave Lambert one to wear because heels.

>CNN+
What the hell do they show on that for people to subscribe?

can you buy it somewhere???

>That filename

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God I wanna anally plunder that bratty gremlin

Extra propaganda
Insider fake news

the list of people buying it without it being a part of a package would be hilarious.

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I did too, desu.

is that a shoot injury or am I worked

COME ON WARDIMES, BEAT THIS SHOE SHINER

last week they denied the holocaust and said that Putin killed more germans than Hitler. so kinda based actually

Haven't watched in several weeks. When did they get a black ref?

I.P. Freely

*has a show where a white guy belly to belly suplexes a black guy and nobody dies in your path*

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BoredLow involved with America Flop Team, I sleep

underrated file name

HERES COMES MJFS THEME

>fucking topkek
Still lul at that promo
Kino shit

Does Mei actually have a crush on Wardlow? I know she likes Miro!

>PVZ laughing while sky gets bomb'd
lel

Is that a fucking juggalo?

It was the titty flex that won her over

the crowd loves those powrbombs

I need to see Jamie Hayter and PVZ having hot sweaty lesbian sex

>wardlow hits all the powerbombs
>MJF's music hits
>scorpio retains
:(

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how couldn't she switch sides

WOW WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

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>Tony hired a black ref to officiate the squash of Scorpio sky

KEK

Predictable

do you think sky requested the black ref?

warbros :(

With Aubrey too mmmmm

>shit on sports entertainment
>immediately follow with tired sports entertainment bullshit

I just wanted a wrestling show.

the fucking jews did it again

WTF was that ending???

NEEEEEEEW

BLACKS WIN
BLACKS WIN
BLACKS WIN

>rollup

Lame

>LOOK AT THAT LITTLE JEW RAT!!!

what did he mean by this?

Absolutely horrible give wardimes the belt

KEK BoredLow go beaten by a Roll-Up

Scorpio finally gets a reaction at least