AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #3

They've been trying for months to get this Wheeler Yuta geek over and the crowd just doesn't care

Regal shitting on Excalibur is the best thing about this show tonight.

OP wait until 310 god dammit

niggers

what team can take bryan and mox to the limit?

did you see the new AEW ref on Dark yesterday?

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>OC, Trent, Danhausen injured
What a shit stable

FTR

damn you got 'em

hes not actually signed. hes there to eat the pins.

im curious what statlander's new gimmick will be and if she will still be part of best frens.

holy based, push her to the moon asap

fuck aubrey and her stupid video game "experience"

So they could have the blow-off in Rosa's home town.

Of course it is, lol. I think she's winning the title unless they want to kill the San Antonio market.

tick tock doctor

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more like Allison Neigh

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Why is this still going? Gonna assume Yuta makes a valiant rally only to come up short and earn their respect or some shit....

Nah, hopefully they take the beltss off of the Jurassic shitters

yuta should turn heel already

If I pull that off would you die?

>only room for one horse in the rasslin biz user

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alleged polticking plus rosa's working leg injury

>wrestles a book
what now bitch

Danhausen should be ready to go soon.

What a reward that would be for giving them one of their best house audiences ever

something for the reaction folder nice

Based

Some dude really called him the "Not so Great Yuta".

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I read the bible a couple of times in the bin, didn’t much understand it

>re-match 2 weeks after the ppv in the challengers home town
what do you think user, it makes 0 sense but just accept it.

that's the face of a man who has eaten a ribera steak

this nigga name WHEELER

she's got some decent milkers too

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That's the general idea. Daniel named Yuta in his promo about building a stable. Yuta is the odd man out for the best friends stable right now. Stat is also leaving.

bryan and moxley would be beating these jobbers in 2 minutes in WWE. That's where WWE gets things right, no one wants jobbers going 50/50 with your stars.

Cornetty is seething about this.

How the fuck is that cutter a "momentary distraction"

Why does AEW let jobbers have competitive matches with stars?

I think Yuta has a ton of upside guys, if he bulks up a bit and gets gud at promos he could be a decent hand.

Holy yumola I love average looking gals. I find Aubrey hot too desu

bet it was Trent

BAH GAWD MOX KISSED HIM

>Gets a book read by Adam Cole
What now bitch

mox should be squashing yuta again

>those 3 hotties in the front row

It would be extremely painful
>4u

are they gonna take yuta from the best frens?

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They are building Yuta's resolve and potential, user.

Yuta should just do the black trunks with the towel and everyone pretends hes Shibata

He sucks

Yuta's taking those shots better than Lisa Ann at a glory hole

All wearing Wardlow t shirts. Make’s you think

Best Friends aren't jobbers, they're a midcarder and a prospect. You should give prospects some shine when they're in there with stars.

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Yuta is winning me over here lads but his trunks are fucking terrible

Be honest you would bang aubrey

Yuta getting some shine

>Yuta unironically getting chants

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>This match would be boring in WWE
Okay and?

stop trying so hard

YUTA GETTING CHANTS
that one user BTFOd

>chucky is a prospect
dude theyve been around forever what the fuck lol

When's the last time Best Friends won a TV match

>(You)ta chant

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>why does AEW try to establish younger talent as being competitive?

they're going to be flooding the arena with pussy juice when he comes out

kill yourself

Kek, Danhausen's facial expressions.

this crowd is fire, if aew gets bigger in texas that'll be huge. it's basically wwe's biggest market.

this match should have ended 10-minutes ago

shitty ending

>Yuta chants
utterly BTFO

GET REGAL ON THE STICK FOR ANOTHER 20+ MINUTE PROMO RIGHT FUCKING NOW

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE GIB MILK

Trent's got a deck and everything. Without Yuta there's:
>More snacks for them
>More room in Sue's van
>Less bed crowding

Squashes aren’t necessarily boring, look at road warriors matches

I would move mountains just to finger her a little bit

Long matches are not automatically good. If they did two minutes of fast power and technical moves, this would be exciting.

YUTA NO

Yutabros...he wants to join Moxley and Bryan

YUTA

Spoiling a good thing already.

yuta should've been squashed by mox

>books a wrestling match
what now bitch?

How seething is Excrement after getting BTFO by Regal during the whole match? Is he going to go cry to the Khanman?

based Inflation Chad with the sign trying to expose Biden's business.

OC beat Cole a few weeks ago. Trent beat Nick Jackson. As a tag team, I dunno.

Chucky isn't the prospect, you moron, Danhausen is.

YUTA YUTA YUTA

Yuta getting the rub!

based yuta

cringe

>regal with the INOKI slaps now
FUCKING BASADO

Yuta no longer has best friends. Now he has uh...three dads?

This is very homoerotic

INOKI-ISM IS BACK BAY BAY!!

that slap is inoki-tier

yuta needs to learn to be more intimidating though

Is Yuta.... dare I say.... over?

>the yuta chants
dangerously based

kek yuta btfo

WILLIAM INOKI

ABSOLUTE KINO

Based

That was so fucking based holy shit

no wonder you're glued to your seat

It's a bit, he takes it in stride

Do I smell a stable?

Regal slapping the taste out of Wheelie

>his gimmick is he slaps fuck out of people
Kek based

What good are best friends if they are all losers?

TULLY
U
L
L
Y

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pay attention, WWmeme, that's how you get someone over

that was based

based Nick looking very /fa/

nick is such a goddamn chad

>Miracle Violence Connection shirt
maybe this crybaby isn't so bad afterall

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

Why does Matt always do that fucking annoying grunt before talking
>EEHHHHHHH

lmao what the fuck nick

power of friendship or something

WE WANT A TASTE

kek based bucks

Bret's coming in as FTR's manager. Knew it.

kek got'em

Dimes vacuum

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kino

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Is this the best Dynamite in history?

I like what they're doing with Yuta. It isn't really a guarantee he's in with Regal yet but at the same time doing this will mean Best Friends won't trust Yuta anymore

Is Yuta the modern day 123 Kid?

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN

Based Bucks burying those fuckin Cornette disco riding shitters

Hope bucks bury them again

JAS is so goddamn odd but based

Please don't punch Regal in the face.

JAS Chads we finna have a meeting!

>Jericho Appreciation Society

JApS

What's the name of the Buck that's always in kino drip

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ftr ETHERED by da buks

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Time for Jericho and Garcia to kill the ratings again

>you get the best there is!
Holy foreshadowing

>tfw Jeff literally pretended to be drunk to reunite with his HARDTBROTHER

loool

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Brittsburgh is coming home

Lads why can't wwe put on entertaining matches like aew

Everyone already wanted to see someone murder the Young Cucks and their extended family, but that stupid nosering and how they call it "St. Patty's Day" is the most embarrassing shit yet. It's not spelled that way you stupid fucking inbred Americans

I think it's why they've held off on discussing the Owen Hart tournament. They were wanting Bret to be involved.

can Bret even walk?

YOU WANT A TASTE Any Forums?

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JASed

Every Dynamite is the best dynamite in history this is how good these shows are

Go eat a potato you red headed faggot

Why do you compare AEW with WWE? By doing so, you're torturing yourself.

MAYBE I DO

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Based

>nick jackson instantly starts trending on twitter

he's over with me

kek based

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, enough Fucking Zendaya already.

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Unironically worked

I wonder if Renee ever got a taste

Worked

fuck Haitch for not pushing 2.0, more enteraining then half the roster

HOLY FUCKING DADDY
Who is this Cameraman???

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Shut up Dillon

YO

settle down there and have a shamrock shake there fergus

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Regal is my favorite addition this year

>Cleveland Jr ass
KWAB

based Mox and Danielson getting Yuta more over than OC ever could

>Cleveland Jr looking ass
they totally browse Any Forums

fag

that entire BTE belt segment of him vs. cole was some of the funniest shit i've seen in awhile

everyone needs to watch it

>Cleveland Jr. looking ass

based coke fiend

Based Mr Slave gimmick
>jesus christ

>all these black people in one segment
Alfred is cumming right now

Swerve and the Acclaim... Shit Row 2.0.

wtf did burgers change their time?

SWERVE OVER AS FUCK

THE NEGROS ARE GETTIN UPPITY BOYS!!!!

Only Starks and Caster draw dimes - the rest of these faggots are awful.

swerve needs to slow down

>obligatory minority segment

>they totally browse Any Forums

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why is ricky so red and angry LMAO

this crowd owns

can't wait for hobbs to give that guy a spinebuster. peeyou what a bad promo

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Plantation Boys stable when?

Judas is a good theme and I'm tired of pretending it's not

this stable is too fucking goofy

SHEEEEEESH JERIGOAT LOOKING GREAT!

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>what did the five fingers say to the face?

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Jericho looking like a young GOD, bros.

Now the fan plants are forced to sing JeriBloats theme song.
KEK editing to Botched Table Spot.

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did Jericho color his hair or get extensions?

jericho FIT

jericho looking CUT

WHY IS HE STILL USING THE SING A LONG SONG

Starks vs swerve would be based

KWACJLA

Would it kill Jericho to change his theme so he doesn't get pops as a heel?

state of this crowd....

For me it's Jeff Parker

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Yes. Daylight Saving Time started last Sunday.

If Jericho is gonna be a heel he needs a new theme

Jericho looking like a young lion

YOU WANNA TASTE Any Forums?!

HOLY wizorked

based cokehead

Fozzy sucks and i'm tired of pretending they don't

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Daylight Savings Time was this past early Sunday morning when we switched an hour.

>back to having fun segments instead of trying to be way too serious with cole, queef, etc.
TK book shit like this more often

Yep this is already based as fuck

I hear the ratings plummeting by the second.

you ok dude?

YOU WANT A TASTE?

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DIMES

This is the promo

Jericho looks DIMES

>filename

bros i already dont like this stable. jericho circlejerk is cringe

how did 2.0 get so good on the mic but shit in the ring?

2point0 is unironically my favorite tag team in AEW

>cuts a coked promo middle of the ring to his cult leader
why did NXT cut them lol

this could be interesting with them simping for jericho

Holy shit Matt lmao

Stop falseflagging, Hangtroon.

>NOT JUST FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS INDUSTRY, BUT HIS CONTRIBUTIONS...... TO DONALD TRUMP!

I LOVE THESE 2.0 NIGGAS LIKE YOU WOULDNT FUCKING BELIEVE

How did Chris go from that shitty black hair dye job to THIS?

Coke

Crying? Over the GODman GODam GODge?

nice selfie

Kek based

I want a taste

so is this religious cult gimmick?

more of Matt's classic 80's coke promos

based

JERICHO REAL HUMAN BEAN

please dont ever leave texas, these guys own

It's impossible to be a heel

>heel jericho
kinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokino

The Switchblade er- wait what?

Lads would a slave owner gm gimmick with slaves as his stable get over?

thanks, at least this hour is better for me now

jericho a GOD on the stick

JeriBloat hair extensions are so cringe and now he's cutting the CAWdy promo

its yours no wonder you think that

the state of jericho's fucking hair implants

Jericho do something heelish already. You're just getting this stupid named faction over.

Is this a shoot on Cody

>WHO ARE YOU
>PLEASE RETIRE
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN

>Fuck you Eddie, I will piss on its grave all I want.

who's gonna cui him off?

Yes

This is EXACTLY what he is talking about right here. You INGRATE

thats how the HFO started