/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Black people.

autistic schizos are the worst kind

Holy shit there’s a smug face if i’ve ever seen one

Very nice, impressive

what the fuck is this guys problem?

Time to sell a call against SOXL?

BEARBROS....
I THOUGHT FRIDAY THE 13TH WAS GOING TO BE A RED DAY
It must bart down r-right?

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SOXL CHADS
WE'RE IN THE GREEN

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Let's see Paul Allen's portfolio.

Meltup confirmed for $NET bagholders.
Hope you filled up.

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I'm too scared to bet on spy going either direction.

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BOUGHTED

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There will never be another red day

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>it's friday the 13th it must be a red day

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Is now the time to buy some kind of SPY/MSFT/blue chip LEAP for like 2023? They would be much cheaper than they were 2 months ago yes?

>The bears have bought too greedily and too quick.

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This bar coding. It's gonna Bart on us, isn't it?

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this is the meltup, bobo is dead!

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Something wrong? Bobo? You're sweating.

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This is because I capitulated and bought SPXS yesterday.
You're welcome faggots.

GO BACK DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

uhhhh bullbros we are stalling

The bulls being exuberant has me a bit more confident in my SPXS position. Thanks mumus

no!

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SPY getting toppy here

WATCH AND LEARN

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Number go up, number go down.
Can't explain that.

How would you guys describe the strength of this pump?

literal autism and a chip on his shoulder

LMAO bulls getting cocky because we recovered to what we were TWO days ago

Bearbros…..we lost

Last night we convinced Rocker to keep making videos... Today SOXL pumps, Coincidence? I think not.

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Imagine not having long hair down past your shoulders, you must feel so inferior to me

I’m 100% in SPXS
SPY will be

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I just sold a bunch of call spreads

Okay so if the stock market is going up too, this means it's a dead cat bounce correct?
Seems to be stalling as well.

you think the fed is behind this pump

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SPY daily candle pretty spooky

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

Slurped - Coin, Hood, Net, British American Tobacco

The hollowed out bumper plates of pumps.

If you don't want thread splits link the thread when you make it fucking retard

Well chairwoman Powell did get reconfirmed for another term yesterday..........................

no

Bobo bros…..I don’t feel so good

Does this have any good reason to be up 10% today?

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BREAK THE FUCKING 400 GO GO GO GO

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Uh because it's led by a woman you fucking bigot

I'm a permabull and hate faggot bears. Even I know this is a trap. Have fun losing even more money if you buy today.

3800 would mark the bear market territory on SPX. Maybe we’ll test it again but for now it’s avoided.

truth wins out, chud

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Yeah, this is a confirmed bottom

Everything was stupidly oversold.
People cannot help but overreact to everything. ARKK is still garbage led by garbage, though.

I am. This makes no fucking sense and they printed 2 billion. They have no legal obligation to notify anybody of continuation of QE or restarting the tapering.

I honest to God believe I'm fighting the fucking fed again.

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SPY just hit $400

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What would warren buffet do?

For SPX I would see if we close above 4001.05, the highest close so far this week. If we can that would indicate some temporary strength at least.

Buy KO and sell bottom of airlines.

Buy Coca Cola probably

you're a confirmed bottom.

Nope, I bought 38strike puts for next week

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drink a coke on camera, complain about crypto being a scam, hostile takeover a company and then get credit for it going back to fair value after you've manipulated the price down to buy it

Seems about right yeah

sell at oxy at 5 and buy back in at 58

ne1 else watching and learning rn?

>How would you guys describe the strength of this pump?
Neurodivergent

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Play some bridge with Bill Gates, idk.

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DXY is tanking

Small bounce before the collapse

hypergrowth stocks are the new crypto, chud

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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haha rekted!

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Yeah, Im thinking we're back, but for real this time

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>SPY up 2.2% in the first hour
LOL imagine thinking this pump isn’t fake as fuck.
We’re going back down.

watching? yes but I refuse to learn any lessons from this

help

what are the jewish shemitah dates? asking for a friend

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Theoretically, how long could the fed pump up the market?

I'm talking people are literally starving on the streets and SPY is reaching ATH.

How long is that sustainable?

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Your mother is going back down.

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It was up like 4% or something retarded in pre market
The atmosphere feels particularly kosher today

my mom is dad, bigot

fuck it, buying another put
I'm already losing so much money, might as well gamble the rest

it was never meant to be sustainable
youtu.be/p5Ac7ap_MAY

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Anyone here ever play EVE Online?

The Fed isn't really doing any pumping here. They're doing priced in 50bps hikes and doing neither QE nor QT.

But theoretically you could have a Venezuela situation play out over half a decade or so.

Why would the FED be autisticly obsessed with pumping the stonks?

>He thinks baggies aren't about to dump their losses

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I saw a horse win a race and had a sudden urge to slurp.
Simple as.

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>TWTR
Oh no no no

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I didn’t buy more. Not even mad.

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whoa.

>almost just bought the rise

dump incoming

There's no way we close red right?

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