ITT: best of Dave Meltzer

Post your favorite Meltzer moments here!

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>NOOOOOOO DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THE N WORD IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING A HUMAN BEING CAN EVER SAY???

Meltzer talking to black guys going " i know how it feels to be called a nigger. I've been called a mark." and then getting the ever loving shit slapped out of him.

Only Marks can use the term Mark
But it's different when they do it because they pronounce it different and for them it's a term of indearement

mark!

Imagine having a single word completely controlling every aspect of your life, they gotta go back.

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>Negro, no way

>Ronda only signed her contract in January and is going to be in the Royal Rumble and win it from the first position
>Rondetty confirmed she signed back in October
>I-I was u-um y-y-y-you know t-that the u-u-u-uh p-plans c-c-c-changed

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one of the funniest moments in wor history

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P-plans change

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Negro no way

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lmao dave is so fucking based

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And the prequel: pic related

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BASED

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Any time he brings out his "Matt Leblanc was a bigger draw in the UK than Big Daddy" argument.

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kek

>You could just hire a dog

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Dave should unironically know better considering he actually worked front office for a sports team.
Then again, the San Jose Earthquakes never had to worry about exceeding 100% capacity either.

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>Sable's breasts make her look like a human oddity and she should be managed by Jackyl. [6/98]
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>goes from talking about his birthday to talking about how weights talked him into lifting to how Dynamite kid was a draw for 40 minutes before Bryan says something

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2 minutes of my life that will never return.

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Meltz smashes a banana into a woman's hair.

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The classic "IWTCIC" angle
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better hope the 'dave talking to his weights' is ITT

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