AEW ST PATRICK'S DAY SLAM GAMETHREAD #1

TONIGHT
>Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson vs Chuck Taylor & Wheeler Yuta
>Jericho Appreciation Society Commencement!
>Hangman Page, Jungle Boy, & Luchasaurus vs Adam Cole & reDRagon
>Scorpio Sky(c) vs Wardlow for the TNT Championship
>Dr Britt Baker, D.M.D.(c) vs Thunder Rosa in a Steel Cage Match for the AEW Women's World Championship

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I’ll be out living my life, having fun, maybe getting laid. AEW losers, enjoy your dumb bullshitt.

Based. Gonna be an incredibly kino show, boys. Steel Cage match and Wardlow vs Sky for the TNT title? A nice day of Wrestling in between schoolwork and Elden Ring.

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Looking forward to Danhausen kino

>AEW losers, enjoy your dumb bullshitt.
I will!
Thank you father!

based
cringe kys troon

Verification not required.

THIS. IS. WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. (even though MJF or Spears is getting involved)

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>Jericho Appreciation Society Commencement!
HOLY DIMES BROTHER

That's not nice!

no, don't lie, you will be hatewatching and seething on Any Forums

Only thing I'm interested in.

i'll watch it. no great matches or angles but the crowd will be wild for this one

>Dr Britt Baker, D.M.D.(c) vs Thunder Rosa in a Steel Cage Match for the AEW Women's World Championship
I have absolutely zero interest in this at this point because of how long it's taken to get here and it's not like the "long term story" has been that interesting to begin with. A gimmick match with a likely title change scenario and I just flat out don't care.
Everything else looks fun though. Can't wait.

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only thing I see are botches and cringe posted on PW

Of course the cultist boards make a game thread early, post all day in it before the show so they can make it look like there’s #9 game threads by the end of the night

I'll be watching with ur mom lol virgin

Jesus fuck this card is ass.
>>Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson vs Chuck Taylor & Wheeler Yuta
Danielson has to carry Moxley and a bunch of shitters to a decent match, again.
>>Jericho Appreciation Society Commencement!
The largest collection of anti-dimes in wrestling will plummet the ratings to new levels.
>>Hangman Page, Jungle Boy, & Luchasaurus vs Adam Cole & reDRagon
Somehow the Young Fucks will get involved in a continued feud no one want to see. If the Jericho segment doesn't tank the ratings Hugger Page and Atom Smol will.
>>Scorpio Sky(c) vs Wardlow for the TNT Championship
MJF will cost Boredlow the title.
>>Dr Britt Baker, D.M.D.(c) vs Thunder Rosa in a Steel Cage Match for the AEW Women's World Championship
The only match worth watching, Rosa beats Shittaker, unless Tiny Khan is completely off his rocker and lets the Charles Flair of AEW continue to reign.
I'm sure we'll also hear from Cuck Man Punk and the Over-The-Hill Hardys.
Plus Tiny Khan will announce some sort of "Scott Hall" Tournement.

Will Claudio debut tonight?

Britt and Rosa have a track record of pretty bad matches too. it could be a trainwreck

not enough slime for ya?

looks like every other episode of dynamite

God, I wish I got slimed.

>Every episode of Dynamite is main evented by 2 women having a steel cage match

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*unzips cock*

Do you approach everything in your life with such a negative disposition?

This nigga typed up a journal entry of insane, schizophrenic e-drone babble that no one will read

Wheeler Yuta gets way too much tv time.

A very, very good turnout for San Antonio. Texas continues to be AEW's best market. Every show in Texas so far has been a sell out with the exception of Corpus Christi in 2019.

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This post sucks every week and I don't even like AEW.