Based or cringe?
CYN - Rules and Regulations
Half of these feel like non-rules
I still have no idea what a match of theirs would look like after reading this
This is going to fail harder than 2.0 and anti-smarks are going to lose their shit.
Rules? Are they trying to get my narrative to conform to theirs?
>No super kicks, no topa suicidas, no Canadian destroyers
Holy based, I'm gonna control my narrative right now
Rule 5 is pretty based desu
Cringe except 5
I like Young Bucks and Lucha Bros and all these people using the moves but I hate the moves itself.
what the FUCK does no.6 mean??????????
This is Church of Satan level cringe
Maximum cringe.
I am in control.
>rule 1 and 2 contradicts rule 5
It's foreshadowing the reveal at the end that non of the wrestlers are real and all this time they were just a figment of EC3's imagination like Fight Club
Rule 6 is based and you're cringe if you don't get it.
>The fight isn't with your opponent. It is with yourself.
It means the fight is with yourself to keep going, to continue the fight.
This fake ass Fight Club shit is basically white people's Lucha Underground
White Lucha Underground is funny as fuck
DIMES
>anti-smarks
You mean… normal people?
>you are in control
>no superkicks and flips
What did they mean by this?
>Bloodsport for nu-males who think they're not nu-males
kek if you have to keep telling yourself you're not a bitch, guess what? You're a bitch
Rule 5 is great, but burning bridges with 70% of the current indie stars isn't a good idea.
If you tell someone like Cole or the Bucks to use a big boot and piledrivers they are going to have aaneurysm.
>rule 6
The dream of Mick Foley vs Mankind vs Dude Love vs Cactus Jack might happen now
Is this suppose to be an emo fight club?
>Rule 5
Fucking BASED.
This will flop within a year and chuds will seethe.
>have too
>I like Young Bucks
Would breaking Rule #5 make you face or heel?
Contrarians aren't normal.
>Limpwristed numales can’t into discipline
Being in control is not doing those smark bait moves despite every fiber of your being wanting to fall into the trite routine of every modern match
god I hope Shane gets involved