NXT GAMETHREAD #2

Make sure you scream as loud as possible before surprise attacking your opponent from behind so they can hear you coming.

NOOOOOOO THE SONICHU AMULET

Magic

Always knew the niggas that complained about waifu threads were gay.

If LA Knight was really dimes why is he on NXT instead of Smackdown which doesn't even have much of a roster anymore?

>"Sarray not even able to transform"

Asian women are fucking hideous

KEK WHAT A DUMB BITCH

Lookin real jacked baby

SARRAYCHADS...

love tiff bros, she's going far

if you ever have to sneak across a hallway behind somebody's back, make sure to play a very loud and high pitched violin note

Imagine getting squashed by a wrestler that missed their finisher lmao

i know the shorts she's wearing under the skirt aren't really hot but man getting to see them when the skirt gets pushed up makes them hot

Sarrays gimmick is getting squashed by people that Io squashed

Cute lil camel toe

So if the monster just sucker punched Usagi before transforming to Sailor Moon, they'd fucking body her?

That wasn't even Sarray's final form

GUNTHER vs LA DIMES... Book it.

that blonde hair is disgusting

>Wendy Choo
when did I what?

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goddam I didn't know I wanted this match

It's called sports entertainment.

No because her bf would buy time by jobbing

I don't know why but I keep thinking Walter's English sucks and then gets surprised that his English doesn't suck

She's always with a cameltoe

>Ciampa
go away

ciampa's new theme song is ollie jay

He's announcing he's getting called up

German is basically drunk English

i miss the old nxt that shit wants to feel like raw

I know you all thought I'd never leave you... but in reality, you left me.

he probably is

Is this fucking Home Alone

Cora a cute!

They locked the camera man in there too?

how'd the cameraman get in the cage with jacey?

Dumb bitch

Undertaker is filming it so he teleported

cameraman? it's 2022 chud, we use gender neutral nanodrones now

Based Cora getting one over on the Toxic Shitters

fucking poser

lmao, that Jacy segment

>home alone trap
Sending prayers to the man upstairs she traps Gigi in the showers.

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Ciampa leaving the company too now?

noooooo

Worse. He's going to Raw.

nooooo that's like using soap on muh yummy wummy seasoned cast iron pan!!!

WATCH AEW

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What is Razor Ramon/Scott Hall's best match that isn't either of the Ladder Matches he had with Shawn?

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his entire series with 123-kid and golddust

THANK YOU CIAMPA
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>bald + beard
>that titantron
>fight to survive
Is Chiampa the Paul insert?

>Grimes gets squashed
>Sarray gets squashed
>WALTER's name gets squashed
>LA Dimes is probably going to get squashed
I hate everything having to do with life

DIY are All Elite

>2015
Holy shit he's been here for se7en fucking years?

almost forgot
>Kushida gets squashed
just end me now

imagine spending 7 years fighting for a hot dog in front of the same 60 fat nerds every week

FUCK YOU CIAMPA FUCK OFF TO AEW

Hasnt he said he wouldnt want to move up? Unless he changed his mind

Ciampa preparing for his name change

>y'all
FUCK OFF CHOMPER

>Y'all

YOU'RE A GUY!
YOU'RE A GUY!

imagine spending 7 years shitposting for (Yous)s in front of the same 60 fat nerds every day

better than gargano

hahah nah man it's only like 15 of us here with a VPN or two apiece

URUK HAI?

BOOORINGGGGGGG

He's leaving WWE period

better than the n-word

hhh has died

yeah there's no way he let's himself get moved up

this is the only time I have ever believed that they actually pipe in crowd noise because that low level audience noise is clearly not happening in this bingo

Predict Ciampa's name change

>you

Jack Hardstone

I'll be honest I was kinda hoping that would be Johnny Reddit popping up behind him

When's Andre Chase?

EY YO TONE

How long is this fucking gnome going to talk, I want to see Toxic Attraction

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GABAGOOL

I forgot TD was a thing

Cletus

based tony is gong to shit on ciampa

Gabagool? Ova here!

Is Tony D the new Razor?

I coudda did a thing, wid the gabbagool...

Lynchian run-in

Bitch, co-compatriot to Butch and part of the Ridge Holland stable

Clyde

Butch, Bitch, and Biggerslayer

maybe but Tony is actually Italian

>nut shot
why, every single time

Didn't Tony already send a notable name packing out of NXT?

huh what do you mean by that exactly

the kiss of death

Seeing Ciampa have to seriously interact with gimmicks like Deangelo is ridiculous lmao
Get out of NXT already, dude