How would you fix wwe?

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Retire Vince

it doesn't need fixing, it's perfect in every single way

Fire every womeme older than 32

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Somehow I figured Kevin Dunn posted on Any Forums. Explains what the fuck he does all day while screaming at producers to randomly mash camera angles

fpbp

Break it up and bring back the territories

Fire Gaytch
Fire Stephanie
Fire Nick Khan
Rehire Russo
Replace Vince with Shane

2 Hour Raw
Get rid of the HD ultra 1080p cameras
Fire everyone in NXT
Scrap NXT
Fire Triple H
WrestleMania is one night only again
Turn Blue Edge face and have him squash Roman for the belt, make Blue Edge "the guy"

>kill Vince
>kill Dunn
>kill Pritchard
>kill all current commentators
>stop with the constant branding speak
>kill Hollywood writers
>Put Heyman in charge of booking
>Khan in charge of money/business
>Raw back to two hours
>book WrestleMania a year in advance
>booking only allowed to change if someone gets injured or something like that
>end brand split
>get rid of 24/7 title
>stop changing names
>no more Saudis shitting on American shows by booking their 90s mark shitfests
>no more using workers over 50 except for special attraction matches at PPV
>speaking of PPV, stop calling them premium live events
>stop doing live events almost every day
>get rid of the fucking PC and go back to using regional promotions for training
>NXT off TV, back to streaming only
>use NXT to transition people from regional developmental to WWE
>A month of NXT taped at a time so workers can get a bunch of feedback at once
>kill NXT UK
>bring back cruiserweights and give them one match each on Raw and Smackdown
>stop highlighting the women so much, back to one match and one segment per show

Drop all the comedy and make all the storylines over the top soap opera drama. Instead of scoot scoot races you could have 2 guys having a match because 1 guy raped the other guy's cousin or something. TV viewers only care about drama

Make roman reings join the kiss my ass club and send him packing. Then kill the mcmahons, kevin dunn, bruce pritchard and johnny ace. Then you can do whatever I don’t watch wwe

>Enter a work agreement with Stardom
>Book them to go over all the non-japanese talent especially the white women
>watch as all the non sex having, virgin wwe fans tune in and buy merch because of all the jailbait joshis

Based

Stop pushing Reigns and Brock to the fucking moon when they don't fucking need it. These faggots are never putting anyone over on their way out.

>fix WWE
fire half the writers
> wait 4 weeks
fire half the remaining writers
Oh, and
> P.S. Hayes has to go, been here too long

Brock is unifying the titles and we go back to a cycle of no one ever going over and status quo of ever single person on the roster except maybe 3 people being lower mid card

>How would you fix wwe
They need to stop having children as target demographics

This. Watching raw waiting fir cody was insufferable

Can't fix if it's not broken

you cannot truly believe this