RAW GAMETHREAD #5 - ASS PARTY EDITION

SO FAR:
- Kevin Owens blabs about huh who cares
- Balor vs. Damian Priest (Austin Theory on commentary and interrupts for no specific reason, Pat McAfee makes an appearance)
- Omos vs. Commander Azeez
- Liv Morgan plus Scene Kid at ringside vs. Queen Zelina with The Most Beautiful Woman in WWE at ringside
- Rollins cackles and challenges KO to a match for rights to host Steve "Cold Stone" Austin
- Mysterios vs. Hurt Business / Miz and Logan Paul at ringside to observe and interfere
- Edge takes up 20 minutes saying nothing but now he's blue and mean
- Bianca Belair vs. Doudrop (w/ Nikki ASH) WITH SPECIAL INTERFERENCE BY AMERICAN HISTORY BEX
- Randy Orton and Matt Riddle celebrate being pals and the Street Profits interrupt and finds out they're not as over as RKBro

STILL TO COME:
- Matt Riddle vs. Montez Ford
- Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens to decide who goes to WM vs Steve Austin (spoiler: seth loses because muh stunner vs stunner)

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wwe sucks ass

>ass party edition
I'm all for it.

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WHY THE FUCK WONT THIS EGG STICK TO THIS PAN THIS PAN IS WILD YOU GUYS

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I CAN MAKE UDON IN THIS PAN?

>AMERICAN HISTORY BEX
THIS SHOULD BE HER NEW NICK NAME. FUCK BIG TIME BEX. THIS THIS THIS HOLY FUCK

Real talk; what is the deal with setting up the threads so early? Are you trying to settle a bet? Blink twice if your family is held hostage

What was in the green bag?

JESUS FUCK THIS PAN IS GOING IN THE HALL OF FAME GUARANTEED

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Why is he not at all concerned about her when that segment was literally the one before this?
Why openly acknowledge relationships then ignore them for TV?

;_;

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Why? Because fuck niggers, that's why.

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marijuana cigarettes

CAM ON CODY MAKE SAM FAKIN APPEARANCES

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Speak of the devil, we haven't gotten a weekly announcement yet.

Weed

>Cody in Chicago

gimi

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>#5

Stop inflating thread counts you piece of shit e-drones

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codyxirs.......

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I think you know what it is.

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the saddest one so far

she went to the same school as me I shoulda hit it

lol, let them have it.
after watching this joke of a show, its all they got

>teasing the buck breaker suplex

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It's a swerve, Chicago isn't real and Cody is omnipresent

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TWO OF THOSE THINGS

The Skreet niggers

Montez saw the Big E spot on Friday and said "Fuck that" LMAO

shes a dyke bro

lesbians aren’t a real thing

Based Sheik, master and ruler of Twitter

:(

Whatever happened to the taco bell anime? i thought it looked ok.

my pure tea kettle would never

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Fuck off, countfag

anime?

what the fuck happened to this show? wasn't it suppose to be better when the fans came back?

this fucking shit is insufferable.

Vtuber fans killed it

>actual anime commercial
Friendly reminder that anime will be on NBC television by the end of the decade.

With Gawr Gura?

record profits

WATCH AEW

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RAM is always great, no idea what you're on about lad

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>wingardium leviosa

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She'd rather sell it than smoke it.

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BASED BIG DUDE BTFO SOME NIGGERS

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Quads confirm, witnessed

GOATIS

Kek every single mania the tag titles are defended in a multiman match

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE SIZE OF OTIS
SOMEONE GET HIM THE STRAP

This is just dragging on... fuck.. just have cody come out.

>really thirsty
>there's a drink right next to me I made ages ago and forgot about
that's that monday night raw magic

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>another darkie with a broken neck
KWAB

Did Otis just Big E'd the nigga ?

A-THANK YEWW

Didn't she molest kids?

Big if true, but I think they'll do a Toonami style block on USA or SyFy since NBCUniversal produces a lot of anime.

Glad they aren't leaving Alpha Academy off the card

Fucking finally

Sell outs every night
Record profits

raw's tag division is fucking lame

>only NOW

LOL I HOPE SO

>YOU STUPID NIGGER
What did Otis mean by that?

F

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>debuted in 92
KWAB

>cory graves choking up
I'm sad nigga.

>1992

They had to take time to make the video package user

Here it is, the Scott Hall video package.

KEVIN NASH STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

damnit graves

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Is this just going to be as Razor?

Moment of silence, anons.

No

>this is old

KWAB

Funky this where's Cody

>1992
memes do become realitt
F the Bad Guy

Based that a big guy won the first ladder match

stop forcing this meme you pathetic fucks

>Already have this highly edited package
wtf?

bad man good

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Showing up next week

They make them in advance for a lot of guys. This must've been put together somewhat recently, with clips and talking from around the years.

WWE is incompetent in almost every aspect, but their video package department is perhaps the greatest in the world.

it was an inside job

Vince had him smothered with a pillow for this

it hurts brehs

;_;

Is nash on suicide watch?

This freakin' crowd can't even choose which to cheer.

They bust out a package of entire Wrestlemanias while the show is still running. They've always been able to shell out something quick

Man, you're getting all the best gets tonight.

HE'S FAT

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>30 min to go
it's now or never, CAWdybros

>30 minute main event
Uhhh cody bros?

They had all day to do it

HALF AN HOUR LADS IT'S HAPPENING HERE COMES ARE CODY

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he's been inducted into the HOF twice, they have tribute packages for him in their vault

>RAZOR chants
Fucking e-drones

this. probably already got a big one for hogan and flair

KO looking leaner?

Better watch X-Pac more than Nash. He is more emotional.

WWE's a machine. Owens could have dropped dead in the opening segment and they'd have the tribute package done by now. Also they already have them ready for everyone.

No way this match goes 30 theres gonna be *sips sprite zero* some afterbirth

F A T

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The interview footage is from old documentaries. They were probably putting together since life support on Saturday, and holding it until he officially died right after this show started.

I'm on a hot streak tonight.

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ITS TIME CODYBROS

THIRTY MINUTES?
CODY IS A GUARANTEE

Sonic v Knuckles wiuld make for a better main event than Seth v Kevin

Owens isn't really fat, he just has a weird genetic problem where he can't get rid of his gut.

Blame WWE for feeling the need to push the Razor Ramon gimmick in the video package when his most famous gimmick was using his own name in The Outsiders/NWO

>my guy seff is finna lose AGAIN
i can't take it anymore bros

Cody isn't showing up, screencap this

>post yrw the Codster enters the game

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>when this match ends and Cody doesn't show up and we just get Seth sulking around for ten minutes to close out the show