RAW GAMETHREAD #3 - ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN EDITION

SO FAR:
- Kevin Owens blabs about huh who cares
- Balor vs. Damian Priest (Austin Theory on commentary and interrupts for no specific reason, Pat McAfee makes an appearance)
- Omos vs. Commander Azeez
- Liv Morgan plus Scene Kid at ringside vs. Queen Zelina with The Most Beautiful Woman in WWE at ringside

STILL TO COME:
- Rollins cackles
- Mysterios vs. Hurt Business
- Edge takes up 20 minutes saying nothing and probably AJ Styles will come out and say Edge is old
- Bianca Belair vs. Doudrop (w/ Nikki ASH)
- Randy Orton and Matt Riddle will come to the ring and probably someone will interrupt to set up WM matches (by that I mean Street Profits)
- Matt Riddle vs. Montez Ford
- Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens to decide who goes to WM vs Steve Austin (spoiler: seth loses because muh stunner vs stunner)

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Cody Rhodes

I'm ready for another Kenny at Royal Rumble 2019 level amount of seethe

early thread, not using this one

>IPAs
Gay as fuck.

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holy fuck remember the NUCLEAR level of seethe that night? damn brought me back

ADRENALINE

SORRY I have to take a shit and won't be around when it's a more appropriate time and plus the other thread makers have been shit lately

>seethe
No one wanted that nigga

guys my highschool oneitis now goes to the same mcdojo I go to, shes single from her fb, what do/say?

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>desperately hoping that EX-AEW wrestler Cody Rhodes shows back up in WWE
based e-hypocrites

i don't watch RAW, what the fuck is this editing kek

threaten to beat her shit in

Raw fucking sucks i don't know how you fags watch it every week. Im only here for Cody.

FUCK GO BACK

>making trannys who are tuning in watch a roman and brock package just to show them real draws
lol based

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Roal

Finner

WTF is this recap shit. I thought Seth was gonna talk.

>rollins comes out
>im excited
>15 minute randomly plced recap of a roman vs brock storyline from SMACKDOWN

holy fuck this is why i watch aew.

>Roman
>Draw

The chokeslam ? I guess thats the only way to make it look decent , it was pretty shitty

For me, it's dunkel.

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then what

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Rollin

cope

Just got home bros should I watch hour one to catch up or what

I'm at the show Seth has been dancing for minutes

paul heyman doing his best Ukrainian jew impression

Try reminiscing about high school

you gotta play it by ear then, if she agrees then you can beat her to a pulp or you can let her win, up 2 u bud

ITS HAPPENING BROS, IM SHAKING. THE GOOD GUYS KEEP WINNING

based

Let me ride the Bull

this is not allowed, I think

fucks sake i hope it's like sammi zayne or something and make all you faggots seethe

Gimmie Gimmie

23 get

I hated highschool :(

what is seth's gimmick now?

>they're really gonna do this stupid match to see who hosts the Kevin Owens show

he shouts

MULLIGAN
FUCK YOU

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Tell how loud Cody's pop is.

>Seff vs. Stone Cold

This dude is gonna attack owens

>Tay Conti
yeah, I'm thinking sit on my face

I haven't watched since mania 37. Why are Kevin and Seff best friends?

>ded
Is it true?

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rolling and calling 38 for my scots queen

Now it's time to walk the king's road

being crased

newfag go back

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Seth has fucking lost his mind. He's really going with the Joker gimmick

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>the rollins report
Holy shit...I actually remember that.

fuck where do I get penicillin

>the rollins report
based

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE ANNA JAY

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e-drones on suicide watch

cody's not coming, is he

being annoying as fuck

>rollins report
based callbackerino kek

Being cool

I WANT TO EVISCERATE KEVIN OWENS

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i legitimately forgot about it

>The Rollins Report
Kino time.

'member Stone Cold Steve Austin?
I 'member

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seth's based

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CODESTER BROTHER

ahahahah hes not showing up

HOLY FUCK FREAKIN SPEAKIN IS HERE

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Hes freakin

Wrestlers are fighting each other to speak to a star from 20 years ago at WrestleMania holy fuck who writes this

Not until next week

>Falseflag as an E-chad just to make a gay little collage later
Haha oh wow! No one would ever, right?!

Who the fuck is this bitch walking about?

SONYA =)

He’s not coming boys

fuck this im done

Imagine what Cody is thinking backstage going from AEW to this shit.

HOLY FUCKING NOTHING

sonya works me into a shoot with her suits shes so fucking hot

LMAO CAWDYNIGGERS ACTUALLY THOUGHT

CODY ATTACKS ROLLINS TONGIHT IN JAX

I hope seff wins

>walking about?

>rollins report
God it really has been that long hasn't it?

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This show is about to end tonight with Seth looking dead inside after losing and the commentary team going "WHAT IS SETH GONNA DO NOW????"

he's probably getting ramped up for his Main Event feud against T-Bar

yeah the cody thing fell through. kevin is on his way out, SCSA probably said he wanted someone lighter than kevin for his final match. itll be seth vs stone cold at mania, kevin will sit on the sidelines for the rest of his contract

WACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

Get fucked Codyfags, no one wants that midcard faggot

>shes single from her fb
So? You think it's highschool where they'd put they were in a relationship all the time? Stupid fuck. Guaranteed she's already taken, if not, then she's taking multiple cocks a day. Good luck, loser.

Does Vince think this is entertaining?

KEK Logan mogging manlet mysterio

Who the hell's the baldie?

kek look at all the trannies in here so madola, go back to playing 2k22 with your shiterola CAWs.

RECORD
FUCKING
PROFITS

that's booker T

Alright im out , fuck that shit

Rhoady Chodes

The world was a different place back then...

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wizorked

What the fuck are you on? KO signed a multi-year contract:
f4wonline.com/news/wwe/kevin-owens-dealt-with-vince-mcmahon-directly-when-re-signing-with-wwe

Imagine, just fucking IMAGINE sitting through an hour of fucking Raw for absolutely nothing

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
MY POT PIE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

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I'm not feeling very sports entertained

KILLED EL PERRO

this thread is now about Taylor Darling, the HOTTEST and PUREST ASMRtist, not for sexuals and made more dimes than Cody Rhodes

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It's womens history month. Say something nice about women

I haven't watched WWE in years, I'm only changing channels every once in a while tonight to see what Cody says if he does show up. Can someone explain why Seth Rollins is acting like a retard?

>We don't know what to do with Seth Rollins
>So we'll just make that the storyline
I fucking hate this company

>winners leave cleveland
Scientifically wrong, it's been proven that Clevelanders always return back from whence they came.

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So pure she dropped the n bomb

imagine being a fucking /woo/dditard subhuman LMAO

>ASMR
>3DPD
Finna crinfing.

Just because you read dirtsheets doesn't mean you know what's gonna happen on RAW.

They make for good sex slaves.

Cuz beckys pussy grips like a clamp

>still no cody
KWAB

>two more weeks!

Wtf? I thought asmr was cringe..... is this cutie really based ?

kys joshipedo
go back to the AEW tranny threads

they lowballed CAWdy and now he's big leaguing them so their plans are out the window

yea i'll give that bitch chest pains alright

nothing for me

no she says nigger because that's what tyrone is

Just wait until the last 15 minutes to tune back in
Also Seth has some weird joker gimmick now

Tell me what it’s like

Your the one seething dronie

#1 on cable

record profits

based, how many N bombs do you think Angelica drops when the camera is off?

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the only hope now is aj can not wrestle due to his neck and cody comes out and wrestles edge. thats the only way it happens now.?.?

You'd think they would at least capitalize on the Cody hype and put forth ANYTHING entertaining to get people to keep watching...