Write his promo tonight

Write his promo tonight

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>watch aew this Wednesday live on tbs 8/7 central

CUT THE DAMN MUSIC

He doesn't get to do one

>muh dead daddeh
I’ll mark out bros

HAVIN A BLACK BABY AND NEW BUS I CAN'T PAY FOR NOW THAT'S HARD TIMES

he's going to suddenly start slurring his words like his dad after not doing that for the past 3 years

I'm a shoot cuck now here is my hot black wife to shake her fat ass and tits for you for 3 minutes! Fuck AEW!

>I'm sorry Triple H
if he doesn't apologize to the goat he can burn in hell

I can't. I'm not a failed soap writer or comedy club reject.

>boring in wwe
>boring in roh
>boring in njpw
>boring in aew
I hope Seth buries the fuck out of him

He calls out Khan and Nick Khan comes out and says HEY YO.

does sethetty finally have a dance partner for mania

he better bow down

HEY YO *pauses for applause*

>I AM A TWO TIME INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! A SIX TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPION! AND A TWO TIME SLAMMY AWARD WINNER! AND DAMN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK IN FRONT OF THE WWE UNIVERSE!

>I came here to fight the best sports entertainers in the world today
>*Gets jumped by Seth Rollins*
Then Cole says "OH MY"

>adrenaline
>in my soul
>colby will carry me to 3.25 stars in front of all you toads

>I'M BA- *slime falls unto Cody*
>Happy Corbin and Madcap Moss walk out and start laughing at him
>Cody and Drew vs Corbin and Moss at Wrestlemania
>Cody gets hit with one End of Days and eats the pin

>Tony Khan DOES wank dogs

He doesn't talk. He just shows up with jet black hair.

Book his first year
>3 match program with Seth, loses 2 of the 3
>4 month feud with Corbin, culminating at Survivor Series, wins
>Gets the Rumble filler feud with Roman, loses
>Wins IC title at Elimination Chamber
>Loses IC title to Finn Balor at Mania 2023
>Resigns