AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #5

just report him that's what I did

>reaching out for ropes in the middle of the goddamn ring
Fuck this shit, I'm done
have fun, niggerfaggots

OP here. This is thread #5 because these are the previous 4 threads.

Some autistic retard is throwing a bitchfit and threadsplitting obsessively because he cannot let his beloved WWE get less threads than AEW. it's fucking pathetic, I know.

maybe waiting until a thread is on page 10 like every game thread on /sp/ does would fix this problem especially since this is a slower moving board

this is the correct thread though, the faggot spamming the Dax/Tyson thread is the thread splitter and needs to be banned

>Tony confirmed JR hates Orange Cassidy too

Literally just google you dumb mark. JR admitted he was a clueless boomer and now considers OC one of his favorites.

The Pac vs. OC match is one of AEWs great because you can hear JR and Tony change their minds about OC as the match goes.

FISH CHADS!

see you tomorrow for TNA Impact!

lol This mother fucker seething like a bitch over threads on an internet forum HAHAHAHAHA

rent free

janny doesn't respond to trolling/spamming/racism reports, it just ignores them unless it's insulting mandy or posting nsfw

>PUNK I THINK YER A NERD

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The thread-splitting autism is some of the most pathetic shit I've ever seen.

>rent free

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>WE DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY
young keks btfo

Confirmed WWE lives Rent Free in AEW

IT'S FUCKING NEXT, AEW BROS

If Jeff isn't revealed at the top of the hour, I'm done with this episode of WWE-lite as well

JEFF HARVEY INCOMING

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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yikes...

drones always do it when they're worked into a seethe, it must be because of Jeff Hardy joining, there's always something, they may have just seen the AEW logo, that usually does it too

AEWXirs can look forward to this every week for the next year at the least. ;)

Did Mox and Danielson show up already? Are they doing the Garcia, Yuta stable stuff?

HE FUCKING GOES HERE LOL!!!!

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calm down, mike

ReDragon is based

Bryan and Mox beat some jobbers and Regal cut a promo about his impending death

this but unironically

Garcia & 2.0 just aligned themselves with Jericho, so they'll likely be doing something against Mox, Bryan and Moriarty (when they get him)

If you see the faggot throwing an autistic bitchfit over threads, be sure to report him. The faggot is thread-splitting and going absolutely berserk because he got worked into a seethe.

FTR is shit (as in garbage)

Dax is fucking dimes on the mic

YOU'RE FIRED

so many promos, its like improv class

TULLYBROS...

wait what the fuck

Alright, thanks.

TULLY ;_;7

Tully BTFO

This show is moving like a million miles a second

rip in piece Tully

TULLY BTFOd

TULLY BTFO

That was so dumb

Not a strong episode tonight, bros.

nice sarcasm bro

Blade is Jeff in disguise

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Why are they throwing so much shit at the wall tonight?

oh no not the tullyrino

Jesus lord Andrade's dimes

random dynamites are kino

Jose the Assistant

BUTCHER looks fucking dimes

That's what happens when your roster is so bloated

Also blade looks dimes in that headscarf

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kek the blades outfit

You're just as big a faggot for being a wannabe janny.

hwe hwill tek a boat

>no Bunny

guess she's getting liquidaated

No more surprise debuts

callback to Tully badmouthing Ole backfired on Tully. It's obvious Tully hasn't given a shot about family since 1987.

BLADE INCOGNITO

>Tony spring cleaning

>he works for the stink

>voting in the middle of the ring
this episode is genuinely WOAT

Callihanbros...

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Jobbers Families Shitters and Mr. Charles Flair

Did the Bunny, Evans, and Angelico mail in their votes?

No hardy this week theyre saving it for their upcomjng big dynamite episode

>crowd gasping

aw shit who got tackled?

KEK

That Tully thing should've been a big deal but instead it was just a 2 second throw away segment

>IN DIS BINNESS

WASH JEW BOCK

Wash jew back

Andrade's terrible english is endearing

WASH YOUR BACK

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IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>Thinking Jeff Hardy was going to debut in a tiny bingo hall

JEFFBROS, IT'S TIME

lol

Mr. Charles Flair promos are so bad.

TEAM XTREME IS BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

JEFF!

>always you need wash your back

Que?

BROTHER NERO! VANGUARD! SAVE YOUR BRO!

>HFO
>AHFO
>AO

every segment outside the first has been terrible
>wash your back
>dead crowd
>shit angles
zzzzzzzzzz

WASH
YO
BACK

>Darby
lmao

I shoot don't understand a single thing andrade says

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>Hotshot Matt face so you can debut Jeff
kek

>WE WANT JEFF
>IT'S DARBY

THATS JEFF

Well he's got facepaint, close enough

IM UP IN HEAVEN BUT I CAME FROM HELL

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first time disappointed its little nigga
>Jeff teams up with Darby, Sting, Matt

Tired of Darby doing run ins, just give him a fucking midcard feud

>andrade vs. darby
holy shit they're going to do that next week again LMFAO why is everything just a rehash of the PPV

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TK FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS SO SHITTY

>It's just Darby & Sting

MONEY MARK LICENSED THE THEME

THEY GOT THE PORNO THEME

HOLY SHIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Jeff Hardy from Wish

THEY FUCKING GOT THHE THEME WTF

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

IM MARKING OUT BROS

JEFFERY NEGRO HARDY
what the fuck JR

lmao Tony just couldn't fucking wait

This isn't feeling like a hot episode.
HOLD UP ITS JEFF HARDY!

THEY FUCKING DID IT

JEFF WITH HARDY BOYS MUSIC
JEFF WITH HARDY BOYS MUSIC
JEFF WITH HARDY BOYS MUSIC
JEFF WITH HARDY BOYS MUSIC
JEFF WITH HARDY BOYS MUSIC
JEFF WITH HARDY BOYS MUSIC
JEFF WITH HARDY BOYS MUSIC

They got the rights to his music? WHAT THE

THEY GOT THE FUCKING RIGHTS TO THAT?

this might be one of the worst Dynamites I've seen. this is Raw tier

there is no fee for it, it's royalty free.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING KINO
THAT WAS ONE OF THE LOUDEST POPS I'VE EVER HEARD

HARDY BOYS ARE BACK AT RING OF HONOR

>jeff teaming with sting and darby
honest-to-god kino. the father, the son and the holy ghost

SPOKE TOO SOON

It's royalty free music.

>sees his brother gettin fucked up
>dances a little before saving him
love me jeffy

cool debut, but everything else has been terrible especially this segment

literal debut hotshot

It's stock music. It's been used on literally hundreds of TV shows and movies.

I WIKE TUWTLES
get this little kid faggot out of the ring jesus christ

OOOOBBSOOOOOLEETTE

That was a sloppy Debut

>They actually licensed the music
Khan you mad bastard

Jeff's kinda thicc ngl

I didn't know Jeff had his whole back tattooed.

get fucked e-drone, we got jeff

I just popped harder than I have in a long time holy fuck

Darby v Jeff is gonna be dimes.

I feel like that whole debut was fucked.
The crowd was WAY too dead.

Surprise Tony Nese sighting

Okay. Now you can finally get rid of Matt. Jeff can be a singles guy and hang with Darby to give Sting a rest.

>They got the fucking theme
HOLY SHIT

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It's stock music. It was only ever supposed to be a placeholder theme, but the hardyz got over with it, so they never changed it

ALL DEBUT WRESTLING

TONY NESE ON TV

darby: *stares at you autistically*

JR said the strange enigma
Wonder if WWE trademarked charismatic enigma

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Another
Ex
Wwe

JEFF VS DARBY
FUCKING SAWDUST KINO

>tony nese

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Based deaf retardbro

WASH YOU BACK JEFF

no shit. I remember when someone pointed out the old Ezio/Cass video was an After Effects template.

it was the worst kept secret in all of wrestling

>nese loses another match
nothing makes sense in this company lol

FAT HARDY IS BACK

same bro
hahaha stop trying to gaslight user, the roof blew off the place

>we have a history on wrestling on Friday nights
kek

I'm glad to see Jeff

ALL E DEBUT WRESTLING

Swerve vs Neese, two more shitters in a hotshot match

this is insane. how will e drones cope? they have lost EVERYONE.

>shitty body guy no one cares about loses a match
Sounds like the right thing to do

Jeff vs Lil' Nigga match when?

they can all fuck off and just have hardy boys be the based boys

How did WWE fuck up fucking Killshot

Jeff will never not get me to pop when his music hits

Who the fuck was that Seinfeld extra challenging Swerve?

ya seethe aewbotches? nobody wants to work at the sloppy shop, they even told Bron to fake a smile LMAO

goddamn assassins creed I meant Enzo

>3,000 people in the arena
>Sounds like 20,000 for the Jeff debut
Holy fucking shit, that was loud

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I'm happy we get one final Hardy Boyz run.

>How did WWE fuck up a 5'9" black man
Gee user

We literally didn't want him. Just like Regal, Lee, Buddy Murphy, Melikey Blacks, Andrade. The list goes on and on

Didn't really do much in nxt besides being NA champion in a nothing reign

by anchoring whim with Top Dolla

darby x jeff hardy
KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While I agree Tony signs people too much Jeff actually makes a lot of sense for the roster. Just Jeff vs Darby alone should be a mindblowing match

Royalty free music you retarded Holofag

There's actually only 2000 people in the arena.

Are they signing people to make Rampage live shows?

205chads.....they remember us.....

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why hasn't aew signed matt cardona though?
dude is on an indy killing basedshow
or like EC3

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same way they can't tell Veer which arena to come to for the RAW taping

One of the best debut pops in AEW ever

Nothing's that bad

HAHAHAHA THIS BITCH IS SEEEEEEEEEEETHING

stuck him with a bunch of jabornies

Tony Neese

>jeff dancing down the aisle while his brother is getting the shit beat out of him
fucking lmao

there's a big problem when the entire episode outside of JSA and a debut is the only redeeming thing an hour and change in

because he stinks

Cringe

That was actually commercial stock music WWE was using for all those years, as opposed to some Jim Johnston theme or something. I remember hearing it in random commercials over the years.

Matt Cardona is better off being King of the Indies

we got him lads

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Cardona's signed to Impact. He flopped his AEW tryout but to be fair I think flopping gave the guy the drive to do so well on the indies

absolutely based

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sure seems like it

yeah? maybe YOU stink