/smg/ - Stock Market General

Soxl seems fucking hammered by the jews. When it was $30 my may calls were 3.66, now its $35 and the calls are $1.8. I feel like I should have bought more. I really want to reduce risk before may begins tho.

not a gina smg edition

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Gina Carano will do this to anyone still holding oil after today.

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How do I profit from the growth in nihilistic anti-social behavior

reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/tu59i8/absolutely_disgusting/

IV percentile was at 100% not too long ago, and it's 50% now, plus theta, that would explain the difference
SOXL is vastly undersold compared to the rest of tech. it is due for one of those +14.88% days again.

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Like this, look at this guy's nose

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where can i find a chart of the LIBOR-OIS spread?

Is the sell off really because the downgrading of AMD, then the rest of the holdings sold along with it?

how many fucking social media sites do we need? jesus its all trash. why the fuck do you think we are all posting on 4chins? fuck!

we are turning into weimar arent we....

I don't like this economy

Half the S&P is made up of trash. I do not believe in the future of America.
(((boomers))) are stealing from the future to prop it up via inflation. I don't want to be a part of this ponzi scheme when I already know I'm going to get screwed.

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I think I like this whore too much bros, what do I do?

it started with some whale bear taking out spreads on QCOM, then jews suppressing the MU price after blockbuster earnings and guidance, then the kikes downgraded AMD for no real reason at all, both while the market was turning downward-- all of this happened in the same week, so SOXL drilled hard.

Here's a nice article I read that explains how VIX is basically the opposite side of the market, and how it's one of the most traded derivative instruments, and what the implications of it are.
thelastbearstanding.substack.com/p/the-volatility-squeeze?s=r
thelastbearstanding.substack.com/p/the-volatility-squeeze-part-2?s=r

she could prob play a good female viking role in a movie. just enough thickness to survive a harsh winter.

can I please buy Russian oil

Yeah thats my thot. I bet soxls iv pumps on open so tbe calls I could have bought today will be worth twice as much with only a 2$ change

tell her how you feel user, and to stop being a whore
if that fails kill her

Then it's your obligation to invest in and work towards building a future you can live with.

She could kick Katheryn Winnick's ass in the Viking department.

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im long food and oil. i think i may have depression that even the end of the world wont cure.

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>Half the S&P is made up of trash. I do not believe in the future of America.

Remember when oil dumped, oil stocks were green, but SOXL was red?

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My original mu leaps have declined 75% and they were barely otm. Make it make sense guh

>"You can never return home"
Remember that. Even if you revisit a place, or things changed, that YOU have also changed. You can't relive your memories. You can enjoy and cherish them, but your perspective has changed so much over the years that you need to keep moving forward

Scoopsies pretends that he's not here all the time but I know he's always lurking so I need him to see this. I know you have a new gookfu scoopsies and I'm happy you are finally giving up whores. But I do want to sit down with her 1 on 1 via video chat and ask her some questions. I need to know what her intentions are with my sweet baby boy. I need to know how many incel hapa kids you two are gonna pop out so when uncle john comes to visit every year I know how many toys and how much candy to bring for them. Go ahead and get that set up for me scoopsies. Thanks in advance.

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>i think i may have depression that even the end of the world wont cure.

don't love whores
that's how you get herpes
also lol i had 666 soxl last week
sold low bought high sold low etc.

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vvix is more important than vix imo

IV crush, probably
dont know how long dated they are either
MU has it's price suppressed and i don't know why, looks like QCOM does, just crabbing for a year and a half with earnings beat after earnings beat, so very fake and gay

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Are you Jewish or something?

bro just buy 0dtes when they are dead but right on that edge where a couple candles could bring them back to life and you can 5x that shit in a day and undo all those mistakes

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why did that fully grown able bodied male allow that barely 5'2, 55kg at best woman to choke him out. did he forget he lad legs?

>thicc gina for winter and slim gina for summer
ah why is life so cruel bros...

I wonder if we're going to start recovering or continue dumping closer to 30. it seems like SPY is holding out pretty fine though

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There's no way she will stop. She also has a BF and he might kill me if I try too hard.

Sure, but the article then goes on to say how VIX and VVIX can have divergences, and the snapback is what can trigger big movements down as well

Semiconductors couldnt be any stronger at this point and time yet they all seem to be hammered.

The garbage index had a solid+1% gaim today.

Last night I had the comfiest dream. I was cuddling and laughing with my cute girlfriend for hours. And then I woke up. At least I made 4% today so I don't hate myself completely.

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SOXL is relatively correlated to the movements of SPY so who really knows what happens in the near term, but this dumping is exacerbated and fake and gay
yeah pretty funny
SOXL seeing the same volume it did back during the covid crash, and the 2024 LEAPS are seeing much higher open interest too

This is where your taxes go btw, so you’re actually in the red

Can we get a decent prognosis on pic rel? Why does it crash like this so many times? I’m a newb for QYLD so pls be nice but it seems potentially bearish to me.

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Qyld moves at .3 of the gains of qqq, but loses at .75 of the losses of qqq but you receive 1% divy per montb essentially

2 whole days until I can trade again

QYLD is a dividend trap disregard it