Help me... i did it again

I put 4k of the wifes savings and mine into FLAG at 0.74$

she comes home at 4pm about an hour and she wants to know where it went - we just finish couples therapy...

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what the fuck is happening here
i bought a little after it rugged and apparently sold too FUCKING EARLY
AAAAHHHH GODDAMNIT THIS WOULD'VE BEEN MORE MONEY THAN I'VE EVER HAD
AAAAAAHHHH THERE WAS A 12 MINUTE PERIOD WHERE I COULD'VE TURNED $15 INTO 100+ BNB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I want to die

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i have such a headache right now I'm in physical pain
i had already taken profit and forgotten about the coin and it fucking does this bullshit
oh my fucking god

do serriusly make 4k trades with the intention of moving the money under 8 hours?
what the fuck kinda retard are you?

OP did you pull your fucking money out at least? You got a big chunk of it back after you made this thread.

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I made 12k lmao and the bitch has left me

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just time the market bro

holy FUCK user, so FUCKING BASED
take your wins and improve your life, user, you didn't need her anyways.
I've never seen a moon like this in my life, you're fucking magic or something. God damn it I could have made like 100 BNB seriously ;_;

for my next magic trick i will turn that 12k into 12 whole dollars by droping it all into 0x0c088bed7207e5e37bd3022d58ae40d4a3490abc

not impressive enough you say? WHAT ABOUT IF I WERE DOING IT BY A LOAN OF 20k ON TOP OF IT

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Satashi panish papar hand sirs

you're a degenerate gambler and very possibly could have ruined both of your lives eventually by being a massive dopamine chasing retard. She did the right thing, and maybe you will eventually make it, but it'll be in spite of your flagrant brain disability

I was getting tired of her anyway she was approaching the wall at fucking mach 10

if anyones got wife changing cryptos please lemme know so i can drop our life savibngs before she gets to the lawyers to freeze our accounts

you've clearly never been with a woman

I have, and you're a piece of shit that doesn't deserve the good ones, clearly

enjoy your degenerate life retard

getting rammed by your tranny uncle doesn't count

>Verification not required.

>the wifes savings
Aren't wife's savings also your savings?
>she wants to know where it went
Try "I invested it"

>Try "I invested it"
Apparently these shitcoins aren't "investing" anyway what do i care she couldn't cook anyway

Cool, I’m going to short it. Thanks for playing.

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I actually feel maybe a little sorry for you

my dad was exactly like you, and it ruined his marriage. My mom was a piece of shit too, but he definitely had it coming with how he behaved

shape up or prepare for a life of crushing pain and loneliness

"I fell for a cryptocurrency scam and lost the 4k :("
take the 12k you made (nobody can even prove you have it) and live easily somewhere else. You deserved it.

>couples therapy.
Tell her you spent it on blow and expensive escorts.

Checked, and overall this kind of activity seems based and perfectly acceptable. Good luck kek

oh i wanted to believe me but i don't believe in lying - lie long enough and you start yo believe your own lies sorta thing