/smg/ - Stock Market General

The bears have gone TOO FUCKING FAR now

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for SOXS wearers
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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We almost died!!!!

>IQ ANNOUNCES DEAL TO STREAM ON ROKU DEVICES
I’m rock fucking hard. This thing was in the middle of a short squeeze and now this news comes out? Couldn’t be better timed.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

Red days are no longer allowed

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Did anyone EVER fall for your little scam?

all hail polymetal, all hail putin

hope the markets stay flat so I can load up on more JXN

>only bought 500 shares
>in a taxable account
I'm such a timid faggot.

I wish CIDM was green for me but Im down 50%

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anyone else buying GME at the open tomorrow for the gamma squeeze?

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okay but can the LME fuck up again and nickle squeeze so my XME can poomp?

Polychads, what's the play if they decide to split the company to the russian assets and the kazakh assets?

nah. 190 is the top

>tfw you realize fundamentals don't matter
>tfw you realize technicals don't matter
the fundamental thing that determines whether a stock goes up or down is its "ranking," meaning its market cap. are the companies with higher market cap worse than company X? then company X will rise in the rankings. are the companies with lower market cap better than company X? company X will fall in the rankings. its that simple. tesla is the 6th best company in the united states, that's why it has a 1 trillion dollar market cap, because its more than number 7 and less than number 5.
funnymentals, technicals, they matter in the short term, but ultimately this is what is working, and it is the method cathie wood is using to get fat returns.

Buy and hold these in the long run

OSTK
CCJ
SOFI
SARK

All are potential growth stocks and MY DICK in particular is poised for big gains!

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Hello. White hands here. This is how you know that DWAC is legit. I’m white bro

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You’re not legit, look at those fucking finger nails, but anxious mate?

I got SOFI leaps aigmi

that was a symptom of something bigger, all metals going to poooomp

Oh it used to be WAY worse. Fucking bleeding nails and shit.

>be brother and I
>had computer science as degrees
>finding internship was hard
>my brother interned as a wireman
>me as a programmer (luckily)
>after internship both of us became NEET
>not by choice
>desperate to find jobs, applied everywhere
>no response
>amount of interviews attended can be counted on one hand
>very sparse and few in between
>still NEET after a year
>me a few more months
>before getting a proper job
>fast forward today
>be my sister
>just finished her accounting degree
>internships are plenty, even had 2 offers right out of the door
>applied for three (3) jobs
>2 requested for interviews immediately
>only attended one interview due to distance
>a week after she received an offer letter
Damn, I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand, am happy. On the other, feel like I am getting cucked big time without even knowing it.

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FUCKING WHAT DO WE BUY
everything is so precarious

and i'll get bolder here, you want to be long the market, and even though they are both "overvalued," you want to be long tesla and nvidia. the market won't correct until these two companies are at their rightful place, #1 and #2 market caps in the united states. once that happens, the bears come back and we correct based on the "fundamentals," but not until then.

yeah tough, i’ve never gotten that bad personally. Hate long nails always get shit under them from work

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Is it over for SOXS tomorrow?

When should I sell MRO?

please let me buy Russian oil

Mu post market earnings.

I don’t know user. I didn’t make it.

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