Pointer for a noob

I’m going to be inheriting 71k. What should I invest in?

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1 Bitcoin

Hm, yeah, okay. I still have to go through the rings, but I am looking into options now. Can’t let this golden opportunity go to waste.

At least 5k in d0b0. Do what ever the fuck else with the rest of the money

25k savings
5k dօgeƅοnk
15k GNS
15k KCS
Remainder in a kucoin bot

long term: BTC
short term: ETH

>25k savings
kys yourself
25k in SAVINGS?
are you fucking RETARDED?

op here, so is going with Bitcoin, kucoin, and ethereal safe? Is dogecoin a meme that everyone wants you to invest in because they want to profit?

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D0geb0nk not dogecoin you dumbo

>bonk
Oh, okay. Any literature you could recommend to me to better my understanding of the stock market?

Bag Rail as a long term investment and rake in profits in a couple of months.

Did you seriously just come on Any Forums without any background in investing or any real knowledge of cryptocurrencies and expect the experts here to help you? Without even having the decency of saying please? Who do you even think you are? Get off our board and come back after you learn at LEAST the basics of cryptography and investing

And by that, you mean railroad stocks? Are they really that good?

Yeah I did. I’m learning on the go, asking questions, causing a stir, getting people’s opinions, lurking. Don’t like it? Tough cookie, pal.

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An education

Checked.
Can be done for free. Anything that I’ve found to be interesting, I’ve taught myself through the internet. Books in a library are just as good, if not better. In this day and age, you go to college to sniff farts, be taught how to think, and to collect a piece of paper saying you’re a good goy.
Next.

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If you really think that a college education is waste a waste and not investing in your future, then your 71k will just be wasted too. You're a lost cause. Sorry. Better luck next life.

GME Gamestop
LRP Loopring

First learn about crypto full time for 6-12 months, then identify a market bottom in your favourite currency and go all in, but only if you know what you are doing

I can tell you exactly how to make money. But I'm not sure you want to know how the sausage really gets made. Money is just control, and to know how it moves and why is to truly understand your own slavery. This is a dirty, dirty place filled with people that want nothing but knowledge or escape. The horrors of Babylon waging war on Babylon.

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buy dividend stocks don't listen to crypto fools their ponzi scheme is about to collapse by the end of the year.