/smg/ stock market general

>OIL BROS WE GOT HEEMED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was told I'd be okay...wtf

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The point from when the yield curve inverts to when the recession actually takes place is often a months long gap. During this gap equities can run green

Uranium bros not like this

OPEC meeting on the 31st. Market believes they will increase output.

Yeah, but how do you rule out an immediate dump when they cross? That would be an important signal to many major traders.

looking good polymetal bros

It's okay, nobody could predict China FUDing the entire American market with their coof lockdowns.

>Oil still over 100
Oh my wow how will we recover fugg

Shit falls apart once it goes back positive from negative, not positive to negative.

it's going to $70

pretty powerful crab days lately

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Do they even have any working mines right now?

more like 2 years long gap

How do we heem the kikes back?

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AMChads, we're eating tonight

why is tech pumping

>monday oil dump is real
why?

I think they are still operating, but not sure. Blackrock bought a bunch of shares last week

When does it invert?

Eventually yeah probably, but that's not really an exceptional observation unless you're willing to put a date

Which means they could rugpull at any moment.

Gotta get back to 0 for the quarter my man.

said the increasingly nervous man for the 200th time.
im sure one day youll be right. in a few years.

How do you get that? The negative signal is it going negative, which signal that bond traders think a recession is imminent and that they're desperate for safe things to put their money in.

>How do we heem the kikes back?
Buy the oil dip.

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Start the recession clock!

Short DWAC. Based Elon sending MIGA trannies back where they belong.

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they already rugged it down from the 20s
I have puts for may

Part technical part chinks it looks like. Might even go lower by the looks of it

Based oil lover/like hater

BASED NON VOLATILE CONSOLIDATION DAY
OH HOW IVE MISSED YOU

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You can just look at the history of inversion and when recessions occurred, which is once the spread goes positive again. FRED has this data.

It's not spam you fucking retarded site.

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SNIB SNAB

what would you do next after maxing out your TFSA?

Traders will believe it's different this time, just like they have every other time its inverted

Sorry guise. Market bout to tank

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sooo buy UVXY or is it too soon?

Down 34 dollars, is that all you got bobo? Pathetic.

What’s happening?

Ballsy, I like it. Even though I think you are wrong, can't knock the hustle.

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25% SPY
25% DJI
25% QQQ
25% LVHD

Shill me on why this would be a bad idea.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIE

You can buy large popcorn codes on eBay for $1

liquidated

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what are the best estimates so far? should i buy SPY puts for june

AMC up 25%.............

Nasdaq, still has 12% upside if we return to pre dump

last inversion didnt lead to recession. its been 3 years

>GME

i was told the squizzle had squazed

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I've never had sex. I'm 30 years old. And I have $6000 in my brokerage. Finally I hate jannies, trannies and niggers.

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You liquidated or you git liquidated?

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BARFbros popping off shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeet

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I wonder how long it can keep this up before dumping again

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dont bother, these retards think they have some magic indicator that the market isn't already fully aware of.

based
option 2

You are basically in double trouble with QQQ and SPY considering how SPY is weighted to Mega Cap Tech
Yikes

Average down my position that's at a loss or double down on LQQQ eventhough I'm well up ?

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Why don’t you just go find a willing female and have sex with her?

>+.03% today

Just give me a few hundred years without inflation and I'll make it.

Uhh the last time the yield curve inverted like this it led to a 4 year recession retard.

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Literally how. Everything is pumping

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You're just objectively wrong, but okay user.

Show at the 10yr/3m

I wish oil would just fucking do something holy shit

Its stuck between a head and shoulders and a potentially larger inverse head and shoulders, but only one can be right

Should I buy GME?

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The grown-ups were talking about the 2y/10y yield curve.

Now sit down and be quiet

how many months until recession starts?

>The market is telling us a recession is going to occur in 2 years based on rate hikes history and yield curve inversion
>People will still get blindsided in 2024

I sold a soxl weekly put earlier for $38.

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Maybe the COVID lockdowns, and ensuing equities crash had something to do with it. Also massive money printing.

>SHAKE THEM OUT
>HARDER
>I SAID HARDED