/smg/ Stock Market General

Grimes edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Johnston
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/
stockrow.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for SOXS wearers
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ITS OVER OIL BROS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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KEEP MY MARKET OUT YO MOUTH

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I sold that SOXS with a quickness.
With exactly a 0% change over the weekend.

This is a typical days earnings for my onlyfans. I think I figured out how I’m going to make it

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Chinkbros I don't feel so good

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Biden hates America. I hate niggers. Smg hates profit.

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SOXS reverse split

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE MEMES OF THIS FAKE AND GAY SHIT ALREADY?

told you

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OIL?

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Hey idiots. Get in on $NILE while you still can. It's the only BTC mining company that has stock still around $1 while others are 10x, even 100x that. Good luck.

I made more money daily when I was 15

This a crab day?

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COME ON GO DOWN

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Not bad. What was the cost of starting up?

>I have no idea how market caps work

where are the fuckers who made fun of me for buying oil puts?

looks like a pump and dump tard-o. Thanks for mentioning it after it ran up 20%

Also, I can't believe they are going to push it to end the quarter flat. Unbelievable.

Why is YINN going up when its tracked index went down?

FUCK WALMART

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lrtnf bros what’s going on?!

damn, violent opening. we are in for more schizo action.

Oilbros...

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Bought another PDBC call. I recommend you do the same.

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Oh I'm fucking CWEBbbbbing

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UMMM CAN WE HAVE A RED DAY PLEASE!?!?!

S&P more like poop and pee.

>green premarket means a reve-ACK!
Bearfags btfo

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DOCN, SPLK, MDB, ESTC are all green.

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lol. lmao.

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You didn’t, and definitely not as easily as me
A few hours of work and maybe $8 worth of soda

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Oil bros...

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>nasdaq inversing the dow
It's over.

the fuck is that thing?

Where did you get this? I know him

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sold my puts green again albeit barely

Why do they have so many fucking kids
How are they even alive when all of them are obese

>EURO QUI SEETHING

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are you bragging about earning sub minimum wage by being a whore?

based

KEEP MY TICKER OUT YO MOTHA FUCKING PORTFOLIO

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it's the end of times

>oil crashing on china news
>stock market in general isnt
This is LITERALLY the same shit that happened last week

Yuros not so smug now, huh?

This is mostly passive income friend. If you need any tips on how to make it I am here for you

Kek that’s him

>crypto stocks just one massive green candle to the stratosphere

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>yen and euro getting raped

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Zim

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EVERYTHING IS CRASHING IM GOING TO LOSE MY HOUSE

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Wardrobe, makeup, setting up a location, equipment? Is this all stuff you already had? What’s the plan for taking it to the next level?

the fed is still buying equities and propping the market up
its going to be very ugly in april at this rate when they stop

PUMP CANCELED

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>You didn’t, and definitely not as easily as me

Not that person, but I work on a similar platform making the technology behind it, OnlyFans takes a fee and is essentially your pimp. That's a pretty high fee they're taking, you should come work for me instead. Your welcome.

Oh look we're back to pumping like usual
When will you silly doomers learn this is the new norm now

I'm pretty sure he's the burp user.

nasdaq bros we gonna make it

OIL on sale

you are speaking to the burpfag

how long does it take for ToS to update my stocks after reverse splits?

Wardrobe is a tight tee shirt, no make up, location is my house, and equipment is my phone

Will Smith was bearish, i fucking knew it

Does sell in May and go away still apply in this kind of market?

I don't understand, Motley Fool said GME was over, smg said GME was over, Cramer said GME was over. Why the FUCK does it keep going? My $90 puts are worth fuck all now. Why didnt I short fucking SOXL

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>Duh!
>Double duh!

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They charge 20% which is well worth the platform they offer. It couldn’t be easier

#
Dude, you clearly know nothing about manufacturing or the industry and are just repeating some shit you read online. Who do you think it is easier to scale production? Toyota that has been making shit for a century and is the gold standard of manufacturing or Tesla that still can’t make the model 3 correctly 4 years in?
>muh cash flow
Again, look at Toyota net margin. Then use your big brain to realize they and BYD already make more vehicles than tesla. Then realize the only possible thin advantage is software which is cheap to scale. Maintain ICE is not expensive. Those designs are - as I fucking already pointed out - 20 god damn years old. They aren’t reinventing their engine lineup or production every year. And they will continue to make killer margin in them in 90% of the world that has absolutely no avenue to EV adoption any time soon. More non-tesla EVs will be sold this year and their market share will drop every year forward. This sort of retarded reasoning only works if you ignore 90% of the auto market. Toyota will continue to sell millions of hybrids and ICE for a decade and now will sell millions of EVs, too

>in april
They said they will "consider" it in May and we all know what that means

Oh well at least I can buy the dip in natural gas.

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it is over
i sold the real squeeze at 380

sell in may and go away hasnt been a thing in a while and this year may might be too late

So what happened to all the DUDEWEED hype? Did the bill get canned already?

VXX sqoozing

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I got all in on march 15th 50/50 nasdaq and spy in margin. And I've been using the money I get from those gains to buy more nasdaq. The rest of % is the amount I haven't used. If nasdaq dumps I'm kill

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>Motley Fool said GME was over, smg said GME was over, Cramer said GME was over.

>he bought the news

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Cute dude

I hate that dude so much.

the fed hasnt been buying ravenously in jan and feb
they only started buying after the fed meeting likely to try to undo as much damage as they could before the quarter ends
i think next quarter will be the same
big dump a lot of fear and then the fed bails the market out at the end

If soxl could hurry up and dump so I can sell some puts that would be great

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>MY LIONS
>Our Illustrious Retard
>listen people
>check out my website traders choice dot net
>bring it in people

So did the crypto kid get murdered or something? Seems his TA was shit so Greg 86’d him.

Then why the fuck did it nuke my puts and how did you not make it you fucking larpnigger I hate you go choke on Cohen's jew dick AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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$5000 a year
I hope your parents are proud

>him
multimillionaire, loving kids and wife

>you
lonely faggot posting on Any Forums, poor, desparate and seething 24/7/365

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sell some oil puts
fertilizer has a nice dippy i might buy here too

>oil is going to 104 minimum

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Fertilizer bros why we dooming? It's plantin season

I know for a fact his wife and kids don't love him.

Mannerino-sama only browses /smg/ and only values the opinions of /smg/ anons.

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Does anyone here own AMWL? It seems deeply undervalued at first glance. Curious if anyone thinks otherwise, though.

Biden gonna speak about unrealized gains
>That's only for billionaires, chud
Yes that's what they said in 1913 about IRS would only tax the rich, and never more than 1% tax rate

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Is now the time to buy oil?

Dimming/doomping. Same shit

idk maybe ur just bad at this

It’s awesome. Funding my IRA with passive income is such a fulfilling feeling

im swinging it. dunno this week should be greeish if fed is buying like user mentioned

im gonna sell thur or friday. i dont trust start of april

Guys why is GME beating all our portfolios? Are GME plebbitors just better than us?

Thanks whoever recommend POYYF last week.

When the dollar inflates we’re all going to be billionaires paying 20%