/smg/ - Smug (Stock) Market General

Flat Yield Curve Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Johnston
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/
stockrow.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for SOXS wearers
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Old

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First for green futures and fuck nigroes

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*AHEM* sorry, just warming up

>Have 50 dollars
>Put it in stock market
>Buy fractional shares on all major stocks
>Tell women on tinder I'm an investor
>Have shares in Amazon, Google, Netflix etc

Works every time

MUMU NIGGAS SCARED FRFR. AINT TALKIN NO MO SHYT NOW DAT DEEZ FUTURE RED

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I BUY OIL I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

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>Keep the markets name outta yo mouf

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Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

ay yo my bitcoin stock b doin a lil sumfin sumfin

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Why the fuck did I bother with actual companies and stock garbage? Why didn't I just put everything in bitcoin?

Because even if you timed the ytd low perfectly you’d only be up 20%

bitcoin is a stock you utter idiot. You total buffoon. I bet you feel embarrassed now, huh? I can afford to drink coffee from a keurig. Thoughts? Probably sadness.

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>been shilling CLSK since $9.80
:( I tried

>B-buy bitcone!!!!

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behold, all of their mouths have been opened for my hotdog. Their third eye is their butthole.

Soxs reverse split yall lol

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>Buy Bitcoin! (13 years after its inception)

Truly the greatest financial minds of our time.

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I bought at 3.47 Friday and now it’s over 35. Am I going to be rich??

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Uuuuuuugh guys?

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>crAAPL PM
hehe tough luck

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:O

rooting for red day

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No lol

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One time I saw a fat person.