ITT: 100% in cash

ITT: 100% in cash

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me

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>25% in cash
>25% in crypto
>25% in metals/commodities
>25% in VTSAX

Feels indeterminate, man

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baffles me why you cunts say shit crashing across all markets and didn't think to put a little money in, You know it's impossible to time the bottom right?

lol btc is up like 30% in a week, u just watched? why???

Get metals

Even the big boys are 100% in cash. Don't worry, the crash will come.

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Based

How does JPMorgan have half a trillion dollars?

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>Holding cash during 100 year record high inflation.
How are those candles tasting retard?

They will never learn. No matter how many times you will tell them. They are made for poverty and debt.

50% cash
30% stocks
10% bonds
10% crypto

I am learning to never trust what people like Jamie dimon say in interviews or articles. Fucking manipulative assholes

Ok I'll admit I got fudded out by one of the top traders on FTX (who is bearish; says btc topped for these few years etc). Got so scared because the guy has legit never been wrong but we'll see.

Dude no one on earth is always right every single time.
It's never happened and never will.

>crying over missing 2 weeks of pumps
literally just control your emotions

I just tethered everything. This shit has to bounce back off 45k..

Market is fucked. I only trade with 2% of BTCs. Either way, I can't lose. Price pumps to 300k, I win. Price dumps to 30k, I buy more. Good thing I do this, otherwise I have to buy my bag with higher price.

Same and de-risk pilled

When will you retards learn that these people are wrong all the time they just cover up the times they were wrong

90% tether, 10% fluid

>Got so scared because the guy has legit never been wrong but we'll see.
SAMPLE SIZE FUCKING 3 SINCE BTC INCEPTION.