Moving out of this shitty apartment today

Gonna leave a gift for my landlord in the toilet and sink drains

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not my problem, but have fun in court, goy.

He already said he's keeping my damage deposit ($200). Good luck fixing this with $200. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Remove the electrical outlet cover plates, then stuff sardines into the walls.

>seething over $200
nigger

Nice that 3 dollar bags gonna cost you about 26k in damages and will end in you going to Prison for a minimum of 5 years.
Don't fuck with people.

Last woman tried putting BJ bait in my walls, she's been in prison the last 3 years and I ended up taking her car and her possessions and she will be working off paying me back when she's out.

lol total bullshit.

What is bj bait? It will help me get a blowjob?

Actually it's not typical replumbing for a system is 25k you're going to jail for years.

I would always go the queen termite route. or pack the walls with kitty food for a mouse explosion.

nice larp.

>let’s let kike fuck us out of $200
Fuck off rabbi

You have to go back
This is now a API3 thread poorplebbitfag

$200 is literally nothing, poorfag

Mouth fleshlight with locking hooks inside

Based.

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This,
Or just dump chum in sewage/water openings like washer dryer or water access ports or in attic/basement nooks.
Don’t leave visible major damage as many areas are starting to prosecute criminally for damage(especially in areas where the landlord and lawmen are good buddies)

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Cuck.
Don't you have nigger toes to kiss? American.

>open access panel to main water valve
>dump water all over
>close it back up
>loosen j trap on sink
>run water non-stop for a few days
>dump hot sulfuric acid drain cleaner down the drain
>throw invasive species seeds all over the lawn, especially near foundation
>poison trees
>hit fans on AC condenser and furnace blower with a torch to melt the magnet wire insulation

good luck proving any of this in court.

>Nice that 3 dollar bags gonna cost you about 26k in damages and will end in you going to Prison for a minimum of 5 years.
>Don't fuck with people
Full of shit.
Now I hope more landlords get fucked over and their houses ruined ONLY BECAUSE of losers on Any Forums egging on the cracks heads.
You hear that landlords? I want people to destroy your property because retards like this post this kinda shit egging them on.

You need to be over 18 to post here, polfag