You have only $1k, what would you invest in to make it?

You have only $1k, what would you invest in to make it?

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my butt lol
I would put an anonymous hippopotamus inside of it and profit hard

Something with a tiny marketcap, under $10 million. Then pray.

100x short bitcoin

How about shoving something inside of my beautiful buttcheek enclosure?

Like this?

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stargate

$SNOOD

No, like my butt

You should probably kill yourself

$WAGMI ($W)
t(dot)me/W_A_G_M_I

It's literally in the name user.

bump

I would invest in QANplatform, the quantum-resistant blockchain, which is also EVM compatible and I am sure to have a high ROI before EOY

project TXA won't be a bad investment rn

Low market cap means there's no whales pumping it and it means it's not a top market mover.

First I would buy reddit moons for an easy 2x then I'd try leverage trading with $250 chunks.

A job since you’re a poorfag with only $1k

As a yeet meme, the dog coin jannies dont seem to want us talking about.

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i would invest it to bribe a mod to delete these daily shit threads.
would be the best investment of my life

Siacoin for long term

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