The intricacies of the wagie dance...
The intricacies of the wagie dance
seems brilliant though
You dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
The man is a genius. I'd hire him right on the spot.
Hmm... Maybe a little more jelly + cream. I love the mindset though!
i couldnt do this, id poison the donuts
Haha yeah, he's a real go-getter!
>steal this idea
damn i am fucking smart
kek
that sugar is already poison as is
so cringe
look them in the eye and give them a firm jelly donut
I'd hire him
i would hire him instantly
I would instantly reject him
id test his handshake first. if its firm, id hire him at once
If you can suck a dick, you can suck at a job.
>he does this
>his CV is just the standard pajeet CV, 73 pages long of just incoherent bullshit with shit like "skilled in PowerPoint"
Wouldn’t it just be faster to offer to suck the managers dick behind the dumpster?
Here’s the real play: do this but with a fake resume, and poison the doughnuts.
THEN, when the CEO or whatever is in the throes of human feces poisoning, you deliver him the antidote… with your REAL resume
Now this is an idea
This would be a good way to land an OPSEC job also.