Hypothetically speaking how can I profit from a nuclear exchange...

Hypothetically speaking how can I profit from a nuclear exchange? Do water filters like Alexapure work on water which has been irradiated or is cancer inevitable? Should I invest in Uranium stocks or will people be pretty done with uranium if there's a nuclear war? Seeds? Hostess maybe, since that shit is designed to literally survive a nuclear war.

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Water filters do not work on radiation. Alpha and beta radiation aka fallout are going to be your primary concerns. Alpha and beta particles typically come in the form of dust irradiated during the initial detonation of the nuclear device. Your best bet is to have stored water indoors which will not be irradiated should a nuclear device go off nearby.

As for food I’d recommend canned veggies, dry white rice and canned meat or otherwise dried meat. You’ll probably need at least three month’s worth so you could potentially leave the area you’re in and venture to a FEMA camp or military base.

I’d recommend stocking up on bullets, liquor and nicotine along with pharmaceuticals for bartering purposes.

nukes arent real

never give a manlet, a dementia ridden man, or a non-white control over nuclear weapons

Be real here. It’s not going to happen and if it does you and I will not survive it. Bet that it doesn’t happen and you make money, if it does happen your dead anyways and dgaf.

there is no real option to profit.
the moment a city gets hit by a nuclear weapon in this day and age it would create burning cement mountains. this triggers nuclear winter and pretty much game over humanity.

its funny when people say water filters could be well sold in the case a nuclear exchange really happens.

The best way to profit is to ensure you die as painless a death as possible. If nuclear exchange does happen, living would be the real agony.

This. I would pray to be taken out by the blast because I don’t want to die from radiation poisoning. That would be so much worse.

Crates of liquor and cartons of cigarettes are probably the best way to set yourself up for such a scenario. Whether or not whole system falls apart, both will be scarce and highly sought after. Plus they are easy items to stack and store. I would avoid packs of cigarettes though, buy bags of tobacco (way cheaper) and store it in mason jars. Also get those tubes and the hand crank machines that let you press the tobacco into the tubes. You'll be very well off in the Afterworld OP.

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holy faggots who cares

its not like its gonna happen and even if it will its just some fucking blast, if you are cclose to it the roof will fall on your head. Radiation shit is bullshit do you believe that crap? yeah man you will die from invisible dust

lmao get a load of these media watching fear monkeys

Cityfags just keep winning. Live large, rack up debt, go out in a blaze of nuclear glory. Meanwhile country cucks get to enjoy a decade of nuclear winter, thyroid cancer and cannibal death squads.

almost as stupid as electricity lmao, imagine dying from invisble protons, rays, virusses, ..

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Literally nothing, what was he supposed to say? Russia can nuke us and that's ok? I hate twitter

Neither Putin nor Biden are white

>liquor and nicotine
the absolute state of human priorities during a nuclear fallout

>this triggers nuclear winter and pretty much game over humanity
Imagine carrying this much hubris.

loading up on bottle caps and power armor

fresh water

Americans gave the nuke keys to an senile old man during an war because the other side took two scoops of ice cream instead of one

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Liquor and nicotine keeps the depression of a nuclear winter at bay for a while. I would probably stack up on porn magazines as well for bartering. Just imagine some coomer beta willing to give you 2 months of canned food for a picture.

Blister packs of opioids.