“Wow, user it’s been so long! Me and the wife just bought a house and are expecting our first kid...

“Wow, user it’s been so long! Me and the wife just bought a house and are expecting our first kid. What do you do nowadays?”
What do you say?

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>i only get off to gangbang porn now

I am the guy with the wife and house. All of my old friends are single losers.

>did you guys play elden ring? it's pretty good!

>work (sit in front of a computer)
>shitpost on the internet (sit in front of the computer)
>occasionally take the trash out
>go grocery shopping once a week (curbside pickup)
>yup that's about it

>Me and the wife just bought a house
I know, I live in your attic

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ape is about to crash, if you open a short position now you could probably swing a bit of easy money.
dont buy a secondhand mattress because the risk of SIDS is higher apparently. sounds comfy.
me? same shit, its ok. nah doesnt pay as well as it sounds. miss you bro

I saw a group of guys I went to high school with at the airport this winter while I was going to my other house(alone).
I’m sure these guys were taking their ugly wives to some slob hotel for a few days to get drunk on Bud Light or whatever, but I still cowered in the opposite corner of the terminal praying they didn’t see/recognize me.

>“Wow, user it’s been so long! Me and the wife just bought a house and are expecting our first kid. What do you do nowadays?”
>What do you say?
i begin a 15 minute story that ends up in a rant against vaccines, b***ks, and j*ws
>so that's pretty much it. so how old is your kid now?

All my old friends think i am a holocaust denier because one of them was a jew i must have microaggressed towards

your'e missing some quite large gaps of time where you suck all of those dicks.

I retired

Lahdee fucking dah. I've never been a drug abuser or sucked a dick. Also, I fucked all of your wives in high school.

I have the wife kid and flat, noone can afford a house here. Life is okay, certainly better than yours

Yes your life of material wealth and solitude is superior to having a family

>TFW my ex's kids are already in high school

I fuck women with daddy issues and play video games.

Same but I don’t know or care about any of my old friends. I also have two kids and a third on the way. Heil Hitler.

I play lost ark and invest in divvies

I have autism so I just say "oh you know the usual, I work 10 hour days then lift for 2 hours and play video games" with no shame and they usually ignore me for the rest of the conversation while I quietly drink and hit on the (male) bartender despite being straight.

>I don’t know or care about any of my old friends.

Sadge

>I also have two kids and a third on the way.

Nice

>Heil Hitler.

wat