What are some good tips for using dating/hookup apps?

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Thats a post wall overweight whore

I can't be the only one that finds painted toe nails ugly

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Don’t

They're horrible user. Painted finger nails are too. I don't understand why they feel the need to.

Man I wish I had money to get some pussy

Is she missing a foot?

Don't

Don’t say too much but don’t say too little. Be normal, be funny if possible. This is much easier if you’re good looking. Make sure you have good pictures that show you doing things (not just selfies. Use maybe 1 selfie). If you don’t have photos like that, literally go hire someone to take some or ask friends.

Once you start talking to a girl don’t talk forever in the app. Ask for Snapchat, Instagram, or if you have no social media (you should really have at least 1 form of it..), ask for their number. Keep things light but motion to meet IRL ASAP. Ask to take her out for drinks, not dinner. Coffee is fine. Go near a park so you can walk and chat afterwards. Good luck.

be handsome retard

Only footfags would notice that

Unironically it's all about the first pic she sees. It has to catch their attention and show you in an attractive way - whether you are fit, rich, or popular. The other pics must also be good but your best one has to be first. The bio is almost irrelevant but can sway a girl if shes iffy about you.

Valid

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>overweight
Keep your eugenia cooney fetish to yourself

i need her name NOW

It's a waste of time use that time to make more money

It’s jard

How do you miss the posts from guys like me who succeeded at this but regretted it?

Don't get me wrong, I don't want you stacking anime figurines either, but you deserve better than this shit.

Don't waste your life and don't add yet another dick to this woman's already shameful history.

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Jard?

I went the rich route on hinge and its a fucking night and day difference. Suddenly instead of seeing fatties niggers and trannies Im seeing only 8 to 10 whites and asians and the occasional latina. Banging bodies gorgeous faces. And some of them match with me and talk to me like a real person. My confidence is unironically up just from getting matches. I only dialed down the right profile earlier this week but already went on 2 dates and have a few numbers. Ive literally never had 2 dates in a single week shit is mindblowing. Interestingly im already feeling extremely picky about who I want to date, now I only want 10/10s. Amazing how finding this board changed my life desu

Decent advice. Just make sure the photos don’t look like they were taken by a professional. Women have an eye for this, and find it cringey.

OP: for guys, 1) Be decently fit. 2) Don’t be ugly. If you aren’t both of those things, you are going to be scraping the bottom of the barrel. Height helps as well, if you can pass for 6ft, awesome. If not, select for shorter women.

As a man, logistics are solely on you. Have a place, have a plan, ask them to come along. If they don’t? Forget them and move to the next one. Don’t take rejection personally, it’s a numbers game.

this
especially when they paint them yellow, fuckin looks like fungus

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I don't get how people just bang random people. I would only bang someone I have a connection with.
I'm not risking getting pregnant (or accused of) by some woman.
And who knows who you are dicking. AIDS ridden human fleshlight?

both are unironically deal breakers for me

take a trip to SEA and use tinder there. if you are not super ugly, you can get hundreds of matches with one good selfie

Eileen

Download Grindr and get to suckin' faggot.

*getting some woman pregnant...

You aren’t horny enough.

This. Find a clever way to switch to texting asap. Staying on the app keeps things dead in the water.

last name? IG? c'mon faggot

How do you go the rich route? Wear expensive clothes and shit?

>he lets gold digging holes command his sense of self worth
wew

kek

What's with men nitpicking every last detail on a Woman?

>47514937
shit b8

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How don't people feel awkward using dating apps? What if you find someone you know or like your aunt or something there? Or some local dudes which know you pretending to be a girl just to make fun of you?

yes I'm a kissless virgin

How do I escape online dating hell?

Lots of first dates, but rarely any second dates. Conversations on dates are always pleasant, but I'm kinda retarded when it comes to romance and I don't think I'm being flirty/fun enough?

I just want to find love, why is it so hard? Our grandparents married the first person they dated at 17 years old, and it worked out for them.

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Did she lose her foot in an accident or something? Fucking handicap scoliosis having ass bitch

By rich route do you mean buying the boost in app?

Probably. I only feel like that when I find a 10/10 somewhere and am a week or more on nofap.
I'm a total coomer.

get a pic of yourself next to or in something huge and clearly unaffordable to most. a living room, a car, a yacht, something that will catch a girls attention. Important to keep in mind they are swiping at a million miles an hour, so if its a tourist pic at machu pichu you'd better be zyzz or its a nope

Well she's post wall tho. A speedy downhill will ensue...

ahah and how are you doing on these apps faggot?

You've gotta go for a kiss by the second date. Just say you had fun and ask to kiss her goodnight before you both head home.

You are awkward because you’re a kissless virgin. You’re a kissless virgin because you’re awkward. It’s a vicious cycle.

The best thing for you is to stop caring what others think, because they usually aren’t thinking about you. Outcome independence is key.

> Date
> Conversation
>Tinder

Just meet them at McDonald's, split the check, and fuck them at their place retard.

*huge living room or supercar

Then stop fapping. You’ll begin to appreciate normal women and see women in porn as fairly normal as well once they are demystified. Most of them are of average attractiveness, with a normal BMI, which is a rarity in mutt land.

There was this porn-ho popular back in the early 2000s, did softcore stuff only. She had this fucked up foot, almost looked like a lobster claw or something, and it took years before anyone noticed it. Anybody remember her name?

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for me it's the opposite. and im a professional toe sucker

I never understood the point. Women insist on doing too damn much in general.

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>hi, do you want $5000? if you meet me at a coffee I'll give you $5000 in a luxury hotel, we'll spend the night together and have the best times of our life