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What are some good tips for using dating/hookup apps?
Charles Thomas
Austin Fisher
Thats a post wall overweight whore
Tyler Peterson
I can't be the only one that finds painted toe nails ugly
Nolan Brown
Don’t
Michael Peterson
They're horrible user. Painted finger nails are too. I don't understand why they feel the need to.
Colton Rodriguez
Man I wish I had money to get some pussy
Leo Taylor
Is she missing a foot?
Jason Kelly
Don't
Aiden Scott
Don’t say too much but don’t say too little. Be normal, be funny if possible. This is much easier if you’re good looking. Make sure you have good pictures that show you doing things (not just selfies. Use maybe 1 selfie). If you don’t have photos like that, literally go hire someone to take some or ask friends.
Once you start talking to a girl don’t talk forever in the app. Ask for Snapchat, Instagram, or if you have no social media (you should really have at least 1 form of it..), ask for their number. Keep things light but motion to meet IRL ASAP. Ask to take her out for drinks, not dinner. Coffee is fine. Go near a park so you can walk and chat afterwards. Good luck.
Mason Torres
be handsome retard
Tyler Green
Only footfags would notice that
John Kelly
Unironically it's all about the first pic she sees. It has to catch their attention and show you in an attractive way - whether you are fit, rich, or popular. The other pics must also be good but your best one has to be first. The bio is almost irrelevant but can sway a girl if shes iffy about you.
Joseph Gray
Valid
Jack Morris
>overweight
Keep your eugenia cooney fetish to yourself
Lucas Myers
i need her name NOW
Landon Gray
It's a waste of time use that time to make more money
Carter Walker
It’s jard
Landon Perry
How do you miss the posts from guys like me who succeeded at this but regretted it?
Don't get me wrong, I don't want you stacking anime figurines either, but you deserve better than this shit.
Don't waste your life and don't add yet another dick to this woman's already shameful history.
Chase Phillips
...
Alexander Johnson
Jard?
Aiden Reyes
I went the rich route on hinge and its a fucking night and day difference. Suddenly instead of seeing fatties niggers and trannies Im seeing only 8 to 10 whites and asians and the occasional latina. Banging bodies gorgeous faces. And some of them match with me and talk to me like a real person. My confidence is unironically up just from getting matches. I only dialed down the right profile earlier this week but already went on 2 dates and have a few numbers. Ive literally never had 2 dates in a single week shit is mindblowing. Interestingly im already feeling extremely picky about who I want to date, now I only want 10/10s. Amazing how finding this board changed my life desu
Samuel Powell
Decent advice. Just make sure the photos don’t look like they were taken by a professional. Women have an eye for this, and find it cringey.
OP: for guys, 1) Be decently fit. 2) Don’t be ugly. If you aren’t both of those things, you are going to be scraping the bottom of the barrel. Height helps as well, if you can pass for 6ft, awesome. If not, select for shorter women.
As a man, logistics are solely on you. Have a place, have a plan, ask them to come along. If they don’t? Forget them and move to the next one. Don’t take rejection personally, it’s a numbers game.
Liam Barnes
this
especially when they paint them yellow, fuckin looks like fungus
Nathaniel Ross
I don't get how people just bang random people. I would only bang someone I have a connection with.
I'm not risking getting pregnant (or accused of) by some woman.
And who knows who you are dicking. AIDS ridden human fleshlight?
Noah Harris
both are unironically deal breakers for me
Joseph Diaz
take a trip to SEA and use tinder there. if you are not super ugly, you can get hundreds of matches with one good selfie
Parker Long
Eileen
Zachary Sanders
Download Grindr and get to suckin' faggot.
Adam Taylor
*getting some woman pregnant...
Camden Sullivan
You aren’t horny enough.
Thomas Cooper
This. Find a clever way to switch to texting asap. Staying on the app keeps things dead in the water.
Landon Anderson
last name? IG? c'mon faggot
Juan Miller
How do you go the rich route? Wear expensive clothes and shit?
Cooper Fisher
>he lets gold digging holes command his sense of self worth
wew
Leo Howard
kek
Noah Fisher
What's with men nitpicking every last detail on a Woman?
Hudson Flores
>47514937
shit b8
David Stewart
How don't people feel awkward using dating apps? What if you find someone you know or like your aunt or something there? Or some local dudes which know you pretending to be a girl just to make fun of you?
yes I'm a kissless virgin
Jayden Ward
How do I escape online dating hell?
Lots of first dates, but rarely any second dates. Conversations on dates are always pleasant, but I'm kinda retarded when it comes to romance and I don't think I'm being flirty/fun enough?
I just want to find love, why is it so hard? Our grandparents married the first person they dated at 17 years old, and it worked out for them.
Cameron Torres
Did she lose her foot in an accident or something? Fucking handicap scoliosis having ass bitch
Michael Gonzalez
By rich route do you mean buying the boost in app?
Logan Robinson
Probably. I only feel like that when I find a 10/10 somewhere and am a week or more on nofap.
I'm a total coomer.
Ryan Bailey
get a pic of yourself next to or in something huge and clearly unaffordable to most. a living room, a car, a yacht, something that will catch a girls attention. Important to keep in mind they are swiping at a million miles an hour, so if its a tourist pic at machu pichu you'd better be zyzz or its a nope
Parker Garcia
Well she's post wall tho. A speedy downhill will ensue...
Jayden White
ahah and how are you doing on these apps faggot?
Justin Perry
You've gotta go for a kiss by the second date. Just say you had fun and ask to kiss her goodnight before you both head home.
Austin Jenkins
You are awkward because you’re a kissless virgin. You’re a kissless virgin because you’re awkward. It’s a vicious cycle.
The best thing for you is to stop caring what others think, because they usually aren’t thinking about you. Outcome independence is key.
Isaiah Wright
> Date
> Conversation
>Tinder
Just meet them at McDonald's, split the check, and fuck them at their place retard.
Ryan Cox
*huge living room or supercar
Robert Martin
Then stop fapping. You’ll begin to appreciate normal women and see women in porn as fairly normal as well once they are demystified. Most of them are of average attractiveness, with a normal BMI, which is a rarity in mutt land.
Angel Barnes
There was this porn-ho popular back in the early 2000s, did softcore stuff only. She had this fucked up foot, almost looked like a lobster claw or something, and it took years before anyone noticed it. Anybody remember her name?
David Baker
for me it's the opposite. and im a professional toe sucker
Henry Fisher
I never understood the point. Women insist on doing too damn much in general.
Brayden Powell
>hi, do you want $5000? if you meet me at a coffee I'll give you $5000 in a luxury hotel, we'll spend the night together and have the best times of our life