Escorts are Based

I’m 26 and I’ve been working for my family’s business which owns lots of prime real estate in my state. I inherited my fathers stake a few years ago because he didn’t want his estate to get raped by Biden, so I’ve lots of money now. I’ve also been lifting for since I was a sophomore in college and am pretty fit now so I started to get a lot of attention from women. My first gf (started dating when I was 24) was pretty hot (8/10, looked like an ig thot & met through a mutual friend) had to spend more than $1000 on dates and tons of time to fuck a her and ended up spending lots more buying her clothes, vacations, etc.. Ended up breaking up with her after a year because
she wouldn’t sign a prenup if we got married.
Eventually decide to fuck escorts. It’s great because she is hot and does shit my ex rarely did (swallowing).. I have a few that I frequent, but I’m always on the lockout for new ones. I’ve even fucked a few pornstars (though thats allt more exoensive). I estimated that I spend about 50k my first year. Thats alot, but its around the money I spent on my ex, but I didn't have to waste any time and escorts actually leave when you are done, unlike my ex. I even found some escorts that even let me do anal and bdsm stuff.
Anons who can afford it should all try having sex with an escort. Literally all that matters if your pleasure. Main downside is costs (400+ for a hot ones depending on your area)and some cant handle to hard of a pounding if ur big bc they aren't horny. Its saves so much time though, and you can fuck all kinds of women (white, asian, latina, etc.) with whatever body type you want.

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No thanks i rather keep my dick healthy and live STD free and from worry, cool story tho

where do you live? looks like an ad for the korean girls I used to see in the Bay Area. Loved going to see them. where I live now it's total garbage.

>i rather keep my dick healthy and live STD free
And you think random thots you meet from friend or Tinder are someone to trust? lol

This girl tours. Her name is Yuna and she goes to alot of the major cities. Would definitely reccomend, she’s hot af

What is the point of these LARPs?

>Muh dad is rich
>Muh aesthetic gym bro
>Muh 8/10 gf
>Muh now fuck high class escorts and they swallow my cum because muh rich

You would be 1 in a million if this was true and I doubt a 1 in a million life 26 year old would bother with Any Forums, this place is for life failures and failed normies

I literally have get tested for alpt of these girls, we always use condoms, and they constantly get tested too. These girls are probably safer than random tinder hoes.

>if you're rich you can pay women for sex
wow thanks user. jannies please delete

some dirty old man sticks his smega covered dick into an hour before you fuck

it's really not that crazy.

even your "trad-waifu" has a poop bag right behind her pussy. imagine literally massaging a poop bag hahahaha

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korean? I love fucking Asian girls so much their petite slim bodies and tight little pussies are the best. No asians around where I'm living now it's terrible. been thinking of moving back to California just for that

I'd literally rope if I got an std, I've got enough problems/stress in my life. Not worth it for me

Shit mean for

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>hey guys I'm cool and stuff because I'm squandering my inheritance on literal whores because I can't control my urges just like a nigger
cool story bro
sage goes in all fields

I’d tell you my family’s business’s taxpayer id but I don't want to expose myself

Fuck it OP IS WASTING his time being a degenerate. Who cares if the fiance won't sign a prenuptial? Judge Mirdechai Sheckelberg is going to throw that prenup in the dumpster regardless.

OP just shield a good portion of your wealth in crypto that nobody knows about but you, and start your retarded family. This is like pulling teeth.

>HEY GUISE HEROINS FEKKIN BASED ALSO ENJOY MY LARP ABOUT AN 8/10 HOTTIE GF THAT WOULDNT SWALLOW AND I SPENT 1000S OF DOLLARS ON

I bet satania has a cute butthole.

If we get divorced I would lose so much fucking money though. Prenup wouldnt get thrown out if its fair, but without it I have 0 protection.

I only had a hot gf bc I make alot of money. Even wealthy ugly looking guys can get a hot gf they really wanted to

Just get a 2d waifu, she'll never leave you.

> does shit my ex rarely did (swallowing)
> we always use condoms

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I always used condoms with my ex bc if she got pregnant and I couldn't convince her to abort, I’d get fucked with child support payments