I've got $63k of savings

I've got $63k of savings.
What do I invest in right now for safe returns in 5 years?

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ICP

Ethereum dumbass.

JANNY BAIT THREAD DO NOT RESPOND, I REPEAT DO NOT RESPOND TO OP AS HE IS A MASSIVE COCKSUCKING FAGGOT. THANK YOU

SPY obv

Persoanlly i would get
>10 eth
>0.1 BTC
>Rest in either Holo or hbar. or both. ( next gen)

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you are all stupid. Just earn more than 300k. Pb solve

Robinhood.

Honestly, hear me out, people often laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but in reality you really dont have enough toilet paper yourself. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. With inflation alone TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, why? Because everyone needs it.

MOO
Eternally bullish agriculture ETF

Down payment on a 3/2 townhome, put whatever is left over in VTI and BTC.

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or DBA for commodities directly

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>don't buy in bulk
That's cheaper in the long run though.

Democrats always have the best solution

>the average person uses 1 a day
gr8 b8

How much food are these people eating?!?! Jesus Christ...

if youre looking for a long term hold them Bitdao is the fucking choice you could make right now
they got one of the most diverse ecosystems in the making right now. value will fucking explode soon

Become civilized, buy a bidet seat and stfu

I use 2 rolls of tp per day

(((they))) don't want you to know that.

Just put it in a vanguard index fund and collect your 10% a year. If you want to be smart, just put your balance across several different funds. Just check their performance since inception, and pick the ones with a combination of longest track record and the highest returns.
VTI
VIG
There are many others, these just have good returns.

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OP, this is an example of an overly aggressive bag holder. Stear clear from whatever the hell he's pushing.
Market crash is imminent. I strongly suggest you wait a few weeks. Play it safe and buy eth when it goes below 2000, and sell at 7k.