/smg/ - Stock Market General

Still following the money

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Eikichi Onizuka
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for SOXS wearers
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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The entire market is green but I'm still losing money because I'm a retard

first for fake fed nigger pump market prices are a lie

Are you in UCO?

Stop buying and holding GME

are you me?

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DUDE
WEED

I am pamping!!!!

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Weve hit the low for oil, theres no way it could possibly go lower!

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Imagine buying gme when you could buy 30dte options on the spy and still lose less money

Oh yeah. It's all coming together.

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>gme about to go green
not like this bros

I didn't buy yesterday and I want to fucking die

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>mfw Any Forums schizo retards will never make money in this market

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GOLD, SILVER, BOIL and OIL.

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i make money every day because i know how to use stops

where muh dudeweeders @?!

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>mfw too schizo to make it in this schizo market

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>i make money every day
you must be rich then user, congrats :)

who cares about 16%
my options move that much on 1 candle
imagine caring about equities lol

Commodities is the schizo trade and its been outperforming though.

If SOXS goes below $3.50 today, I'm buying 1,000 shares.

Don't know why this fag is idolized by so many. Died at 22 from heart failure due to steroid abuse.

not yet because i have to manage risk
if you are betting too much money taking wild swings you will go broke
but ill get there
slow and steady make a few hundo a day

Is there a chart for uranium *enrichment* capacity? I would've figured it's the same but apparently Russia is Kazakhstan-tier in that respect.

why do oil chuds not buy gas? are they stupid or something?

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>Commodities is the schizo trade
How?

>ITS GONNA DUMP RIGHT NOW THIS TIME I SWEAR!

say that to my face fggot

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Gold is more of a dead fish than my ex-wife.

If only you could use accurate stops with options

Is Bobo gonna be ok?

Maybe they should stop listening to qboomers who say the market is crashing down to zero every time there is a dip because of the same reasons over and over again.

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>slow and steady make a few hundo a day
awesome, all you have to do is scale up with each day you win (because you win every day) and you'll be a multi-millionaire in a year

I think what he means is woke to the JQ and Fed shenanigans.

SNDL keeps on going. Forget the moon we are going past the Keiper Belt.

WEEDBROS WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

Zyzz lived more in those 22 years than you will in your entire life

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Why buy something like BOIL when the fivehead play is TELL calls?

THE MARKET WANTS HIGHER

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>NOOO UR SLURPING JEWISH COCK YOU NEED TO QUIT UR JOB AND DIG A BUNKER AND LIVE IN THAT TO PROOOOPARE BECAUSE THE HECKIN ENDARINO IS HERE AND MONEY WILL BE USELESS I HATE MONEY ITS SO STUPID MONEY IS THE BIG JOOESH SLAVERY LIE FUCK KIKES I HATE HOW I CANT JUST LIVE WITHOUT MONEY STUPID GLOBALIST JEWISH SYSTEM IF U BROWSE BIZ UR SLOBBERIN KIKE COCK SHOULD BE SLOPPERIN OVER POWDER MEALS IN UR UNDERGROUND HEADQUARTERS LIKE ME LMAO STUPID BIZTARDS GET FUCKED

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Daily reminder to make fun of GME faggots every day, itll drive them further into cult mentality and collective suicide.

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i dont win every day sometimes i get stopped out 5 times and just not play anymore till the next day

on that timeframe won't even beat real inflation

Also threadly reminder to stock on oil. Shit's nowhere near top.

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holy fucking giga pumps
NVDA really is the golden green bull

115 was the top, I rotated out of oil and into SOXL about an hour ago.

this has to be an exit pump
healthy stock market doesnt do this in a week

We have baggie though.

I sold teusday near the top and was going to buy yesterday but decided to wait. just fuck my shit up man fuck

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>THIS IS IT
>SELL NOW OR DIE
every fucking time bobo

u have a telephone call at the front desk - don't ask me

Oh,

Bout tah say. I'm not schizo (but am that brand of woke) and am making bank off commodities ATM and have been for the last few months.

But honestly, I wouldn't need to be paranoid if they weren't following me, yah know.

polymetal bros, I'm back in the green!

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Sorry, bro, logic and "shouldn't/doesn't" has no place here.

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It's all about having the strong hand

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i buy puts eod every day so it doesnt really matter to me how hard they pump it
they just make the puts cheaper for bigger profits the next day

I disagree. He was a skinny soiclawed lanklet for most of his life and then juiced for a couple years to get a great physique only to die immediately after. I've unironically probably had more sex than him.

YOU WILL NOT OWN THE CHEAPIES

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Why is the market so euphoric? inb4 permabulls who think line always go up and don't understand why going back to ath now is asinine

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we are healing

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SOXL Sisters I made it!
FUCK YAH. FUCK YOU BOBO. EAT MY DICK.
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH BOYYYYYYY

low volume

it has nothing to do with retail
its the fed/big firms desperately pumping the market to make their quarterly numbers look better
same as december that resulted in the gigadump first week of january

SOXL bros go on without me......

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>going back to ath now is asinine
that's why it's going to happen

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>another green week

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Bro look at the economic data coming out, the US economy is roaring, this pump is infact justified

Well for SOXL (and its holdings) I think it has to do with the chip deal talk between INTC and NVDA. Banks are pumping due to interest rates. Not sure why oil is this down.

My portfolio is above my previous all time high thanks to buying the dip.

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Why would anyone put money in this Jewish casino if line didn't always go up?

Fundamentals? Throw it out the window. Value? In the trash. P/e? This is a new market faggot and the line goes up because people believe in it. Welcome to the fiat market cunt.

How can the market be so bullish when this retard is telling us that food shortages are coming to America and Europe because sanctions aren't nly affecting Russia
twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1507074994748399616

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