Tortle ninja literally lets you build your own gay little basket full of shitcoins complete with recommendations and...

Tortle ninja literally lets you build your own gay little basket full of shitcoins complete with recommendations and warnings so you don’t get completely burnt if things go south. Pretty sweet even if you consider yourself a full time swingie, not like there’s much going on in the epic meta defi cummy verse at the moment anyway.

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No thanks, I enjoy financially ruining myself thanks to my own poor financial decisions like a big boy, thank you.

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>defi for retards, ain't that cool fellow idiots? xddd
Kill yourself op

I immediately closed my tabs as soon as I saw that retarded looking baby aesthetic they're going for. Not worth taking seriously at all.

>implying your bags are going to make people not be retarded and buy dogcoins anyways
Imagine being THIS much of a naive faggot lmfao

Imagine being enough of an incel to have pictures of Sam saved. My condolences user

>I enjoy sucking cock for a living daily
fixed my nigger. Enjoy that shit

Well, considering how much of a joke the market has been revealed to be, I guess shit like this won't hurt. I approve.

>i approve
and you are? kek

These niggas are dumb as hell

Handolding: the project

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Show some FUCKING respect you nigger.

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Who the fuck is that cunt and why should I give a slight fuck about it?

>tortle ninja
no relationship at all right?

Unironically looks better than having this blob looking like a literal egghead

you're asking respect from the most deranged of psychos on biz

>literally no one approving the literally no one coin
fitting

I am...

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That's exactly what makes it so cringe lol. It literally screams REDDIT no matter where you look at it

I know a cunt who have that haircut. He's the mos t retarded human being I know. Worst part: he owns a company

>full time swingie
imaigne having the money to be able to avoid wagging whenever you miss

Pizza jokes incoming

NO, NO PIZZA JOKES COMING AT ALL

Who's the guy on the right? I know left is Andre-kun

People want the market to recover by launching the shittiest of coins called "TORTLE NINJA"
Tortle ninja? FUCKING TORTLE NINJA? WHY WHY, WHY TORTURE ME LIKE THIS?

ngl the name isn't the worst part

nah, the name is rad

>literally missed the entire point

get ratiod, the name is good, the usage is.. questionable

Where may I find this "defi meta cummy verse" you are referring to in this thread of yours OP? i am specifically referring to cummy here mind you.

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ser..