Got a job interview tomorrow on zoom

Give me some red pills about work, NPC's and general office faggotry that will make me feel above these two faggots interviewing me for confidence

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i interview people over zoom and the biggest thing i look for is if they seem hardworking and smart because it's hard to train people to do shit remotely

>I want to feel superior to the npc's interviewing you.

Well user, if you are being interviewed and you arent the one offering a job and money, are you really superior?

Dress nicely and look good. Stay close to the camera, showing just above your nipples.

We’re talking about cameras, so you can make sure the lighting is in your favor even if you’re ugly.
Smile. Make small laughs. Nod your head while they’re talking and smile so they know you’re listening. Did I mention to smile?

When you respond, answer calmly and succinctly. When you finish talking, do you know what you should do? Go back to smiling.
I’ll repeat, speak briefly, most questions are bullshit. If they find it interesting, they’ll ask you for more details. Also, did I mention to smile and keep your replies succinct, elaborating only when asked.

Also, if you’re explaining your past jobs and there is something you did that usually requires in depth discussion, say you worked with certain equipment or a difficult software, mention you worked with the software and then ASK if they would like you to explain more thoroughly.

You control your image. You want to look like a confident, knowledgeable, hard-working, but easy going man who can get along with others.

If you have difficulty getting along with others or hate the idea of being a normie, just imagine you’re a sociopath who is manipulating these normies to believe you’re something you’re not.

Have fun,‘if you don’t get this one you’ll learn and do better on the next.

damn cheers man. i would have paid for this advice. seriously thanks fren

The less you act like you need the job, the more willing they will be to give it to you. Always appear as if you're willing to walk away from the situation or as though you're not listening.

yes because i have about 700k in crypto and i know these faggots dont

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Remember to move the piss bottles out of frame.

kek yeah its similar but not the same as dating women

You have to seem like you want the job and are willing to put yourself out there but dont care if its not the one at the same time

Helps when you have 6 figure+ net worth kek

Lmao how do you tell if someone is hardworking and smart over a measly 30 minute interview, rookie.

Be completely naked below the belt
Gave me massive confidence when being interviewed by w*men knowing I could jump up at any time and start helicoptering

Whip your cock out on camera and slam it on the table. No I’m just kidding. You have to pretend that you have don’t jobs similar to the one you are applying for. You have to pretend you did shit like this already.

Look into the camera like you're looking into someone's eyes. So many people look all around the room and it makes things uncomfortable.

interviews are mostly risk assessment for the employer so just don’t act weird and try to sound like you know what you’re talking about

When you answer quickly turn away from the camera for a couple seconds then spin around, act surprised and say "oh, hey, I didn't see you there"

this is a fucking retard advise

just try your best to let them get to know you (what you have done so far, what your ambitions are)
also try to act like you are a hardworker and that you like the wagecuck position they want to place you into

Because he's a retarded suburbanite.

this
also whenever the interviewer speaks cut them off and talk over them
if they keep trying to talk just put your hand in front of the camera and start cussing out loud then when they ask you what's up act stupid or tell them your gf was acting up (bonus points if interviewer is a hole)

Didn't even open the camera in my last interview and got the job. If you have to be conscious of every tic on your face during the interview then you're a faggot without any real skills and are applying to woman jobs. Maybe you should chop your dick off to match your biology with your attitude.

Basically, I've never had an interview.

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We interviewed some guy through zoom. Picked his nose three times. Like, he went really deep in there. Couldn't focus on what he was saying after that. We were laughing at him so much after the call lmao. Don't pick your nose.
Also pic from corporate training

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Make sure you show them pulling up your bootstraps and give them a firm handshake when it's all done.

Don't use one of those auto backgrounds you'll look like a creep, just take the fucking hentai posters down ffs.