Are you going goblin mode?

Are you going goblin mode?

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holy shit yes thats me

A goblin wrote this.

>tfw no goblin gf

I have perfected goblin mode. Friends not needed. My vibes are safe and my feelings cannot be hurt.

brookings.edu/techstream/the-lying-flat-movement-standing-in-the-way-of-chinas-innovation-drive/
I don't eat on my bed

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No. Ponder the stench.

It's card LDAR, laying down and rotting

I've been goblin mode since before the pandemic. Anyway, I have to throw out my piss jug and get new one. Nice thread, OP.

Same but my feelings get hurt by the past. How can I stop the flashbacks? Those scars will not heal.

what about a job

how do i get out of this? im really struggling. I cant fucking sleep more than 4 hours so i spend the entire day completely exhausted like a zombie unable to do the most basic shit. its ruining my life and everything is falling to pieces

>job

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Work through the trauma user. I had to replace my obsession with love for another drug. It's not the best decision but I'm doing well maybe try lsd, shrooms for maximum introspection.

No

>How about a job

How about no?

How do you afford rent and food?

By not being wasp (that implies I have parents with values). Also, my portfolio is looking great, but thanks for worrying. Go to bed, boy, you need to wake up early tomorrow.

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Stop caffeine entirely (and also alcohol)
Wake up at the same time every day no matter what
No napping
If you stick to that consistently you'll be tired at bed time and get used to waking up at the same time every day.

Cottagecore was a real thing?
I thought it was a meme we made up to make fun of Any Forumstards that are totally women and totally want to advance the white race, honest

It's lesbian tiktok shit. They just fantasize it then get bored and move on.

Did he drinked glass?