/smg/ Stock Market General - DRACHE IST FREI Edition

How much stock gains do I need to not be afraid to talk to girls?

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>futes doing jack shit
Gonna be a very bad day

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What will you use it for?
No
She's hot

You should go see Band Maid. They are on tour in the US this Fall.

OIL? OIL.

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Fuck this art is ugly

I wanna play Pokemon Clover on a handheld

I WANT TO BUY STOCKS NOW, NOT ON PAYDAY

Unironically we're in for 2 more days of down trend. However

1) the VIX is at a key support and elevated in general moreso than last time it bounced off
2) US dollar (DXY) is skyrocketing
3) OIL is skyrocketing
4) 30year mortgages are skyrocketing

this drop maybe significant. Not like limit down stuff but I'm thinking almost 4.75% total including today. After that, 2 day rally before continued downward movement.

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Sandbros, these are the biggest companies that produce construction materials in US/CA. It is worth seeing which ones a.) produce sand, b.) export cement/concrete and asking them about sand sources. The ones marked with a star have seen huge increases over the last year, and it might be worth looking into why.

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>"Uh.... user?"

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Actually, this has been debunked

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Oil princesses never learn. $85 end of week.

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>futures pumping
> I didnt buy before close

God damn it

OILCHADS

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This is fucking bullshit. After everything I've done for scoopsies he would rather spend time with some random gook whore than take me with him to Hawaii. I hope that whore bites his peepee really hard.

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oil/spy d/pumps in inverse cuz i am yid

Why are futures up. What did Jerome do anons?

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fun fact
vtubers just press buttons to change into preset reactions on their faces
in case you thought their shitty vtuber software was actually recognizing their facial emotions that accurately

Did he really take a hooker to hawaii?

I am short the entire market again. Went all in again bros.. This time I might actually be broke if it fails, but the market has to come down right? RIHGT???

lmao i made money day trading roku shit moves so much in a day but really is it undervalued like all these analysts say it is or is this just where it's supposed to be maybe ill keep some around but idk i know everyone has it on their TVs its becoming like the windows but for TV operating systems that could be something big idk

>not understanding we live in clown world

>but the market has to come down right? RIHGT???

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Yeah bro, this time youre gonna make it big :)

Btw I wanted to come here and poast this for the dumb nigger that tried to argue that there wouldn't be rate increases with me. Lol with me

> me a literal genius

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idk I bought some uranium calls for sanctions. if the government goes through with it the average person is going to be destroyed by electricity prices. point is invest in clown world

The only bull argument is honestly there will be another round of QE and ur gonna miss it. Every other bull argument is literally a bear argument but they don't get economics

50bps? what is that, dial-up?

Yeah bro. HODL ; - ) Diamond Hando, Senpai. Otowarimasu! Heh.

My god what a specimen