User, can you give me some investing tips? Teepee

>user, can you give me some investing tips? Teepee
What do?

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Teepee Toopoo

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Time in the market beats timing the market

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ask her to fart right in my face as payment for my investment advice

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>Sure I'll give you $1000 and the best altcoin to put it in if you let me lick the inside of your mouth.

idk, I'm just autistic and bought Bitcoin real early. It's not like I can repeat this strategy, all I can do is hold.

>sell when others are greedy and buy when others are fearful
>if you see it on mainstream media it means it's over

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Investments, start retirement fund ASAP and add little bit by little bit over time, diversified investments, secret is real estate - buy houses from foreclosure auctions (bidding, you get houses at a massive discount), restored, resell to double profit of initial investment.
Secret to success in business? Be sociable and have a great client base. Know your audience and prepare accordingly (“I’ll make them” pay personal injury lawyers are loaded by they pander to lower class people which is why their Schlick is so juvenile; very different than white collar firms or corporate counsel who act very aristocratic).

Also, keep your friends close and enemies closer. Literally. Maintain respect with your rivals and never lose sight of the people close to you.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

im always amazed at just how retarded this sub is, if you turned 360 degrees you'd be going in a circle dumbass