How Do I Become A Pirate?

i can't take the landlubber life anymore, bros.
i want the sun in my face, the wind in my sails, and pockets full of treasure.
is it still even possible to become a bona fide pirate anymore?

or did i miss the boat?

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Apparently you can get cheap used yachts in Florida. Idk, make some 100x in crypro, buy a fleet, recruit some mates. World is your oyster. Y'aaaar

>y'aaaar
care to join me crew?
i can pay you with doubloons and island cuties to rape.

I'm happy on me island, Vancouver, but it's been a legit consideration of mine. Given the rising sea levels and whatnot, I'm guessing Kevin Costner's Water World and if so hmu

Water World was kino. perfect mesh of post apocalypse and pirates.
i want that life so bad it hurts

Pirate is a mindset, if you want to be a pirate, you need to first be anti establishment, only then can you achieve true freedom.

Jet-Skis, harpoons, and Mad Max bondage leather. Those are the plays

>Vancouver island
My condolences

i hate the antichrist
checked.
i'm going all-in on bondage leather.

What antichrist? Do you not know what being a pirate is about? It's called living by your own rules.

>what antichrist?
oh, user....look at those digits

XD I feel that, it's trashy but I dunno, I enjoy my trailer. Hot island hippies, good beer, good nature, nice being close to the water. It's pretty pirate-y here

if youre somalian maybe

Idk start out with qBittorrent. If you saved enough through torrenting, buy a boat, starlink, a solar panel and a AK, and be a pirate.

no, i'm a burger. but everything is starting to get a somalian "feel" to it, so maybe i just have to wait it out

>Did i miss the boat?
Kek. It feels like something out of a Seinfeld episode

Buy ANKR user. We set sail next month.

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climb aboard matey captain Fatbeard could always use mor trusty crew

God, i wish this was real.
i'm so tired of being stuck ashore.

Ye can start by plundering me booty

just move to the horn of africa then and have at it.

I was looking through yachts from yesterday's threads and they still sell those old timey looking boats. Kinda badass if you have a giant crew

so it's agreed, then? we get a worthy (used) vessel from Florida, then set sail for Africa?
we sail at dawn!