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OIL? OIL.

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i have $12 what do i buy?

come on baggies
buy this close
do it
i fucking dare you
bobo is cummin hard tomorrow

SOXL chart is looking like its got a nice dump coming soon.

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I'd like to buy the world a KO

rope

I went all in on SOXL with margin at 37...

it's gonna go back to 40 by friday r-right??

Margin calls coming for everyone. Commodity exchanges begging central banks for money.
OIL is going to crush everything on its surge to $500

>zerohedge.com/markets/trading-houses-will-collapse-margin-call-doom-loop-goes-global-trafigura-cfo-warns

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GOLD, SILVER, BOIL and OIL

I picked up UNL calls today.

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don't think i can afford that sir

>3-4 million barrels of russian crude will cease to enter the market in the coming month
Do i just say fuck it and buy the top of oil?

UH OH, STINKY!

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>oil schizos are posting zerohedge articles

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Oil pumped today on the pure fundamentals of supply shortages, not news events.
If the Iran Deal gets signed we dump 5% - 10%, if a ban on Russian oil by the EU gets signed we pump 5% - 10%. If no news event happens we steadily climb to $125 anyway.

STOP THE COUNT!

Who do I have to hurt to keep the market green?

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what's a smart PUT play for options before close?

it's over Xi

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holy fug they're really just saying fuck it and blowing the whole thing huh

Huuuu huuuu huuuurrrr HHHHHREEEEE HHHHREEEE HREEEE OOOOO OOOO

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>Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

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This isn't the LME user.

Buy 1 spy butterfly spread. They are dirt cheap unless you do wide spreads

Yeah I’m thinking I’m back

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>-1.5%
i guess rescue mission just crashed

>spy has massive dump into close
>gap down even
It's unironically over.

what's the risk of assignment?

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the 445 puts bros
what a monstrous day to be a degenerate

someone called the exact top at 12:02 pm and I shorted it but I was so caught up in the little ups and downs of the day that I didn't just keep my shorts

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Spin you're saying I need to dump my USO puts?

OOOOOOOG OOOOOOOG OOOOOOG

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Thank you morning slurpers for doing the needful

it's our time now

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Somehow every move I make is the wrong one. With a bunch of effort over several days I make 2k, with a little effort and in under a few days I lose 2.5k.

I just want this market to crash ar this point and stop teasing me with fake pumps that just go right back down. This even happened when it wasn't a bear market, seriously what am I supposed to do at this point!?

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FUCK FUCK FUCK

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yagmi my fren please let your heart rejoice

Almost zero. Sell 2 $442 puts, buy a $443 and $441. Cost like $4. Or buy the $444 and $440 and cost like $16. Can 10 x or 20x if spy closes near $442 friday

(You) know what you need to do user... Time to do the needful

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>ONE of the last 7 trading sessions has a solid red close
God, I hate you bearniggers.

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When is oil going to price in 4 million Russian barrels a day going offline?

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I would not be shorting oil.

The fuck? Does Teddy K have a brokerage firm now?

do you close legs independently or can you sell the spread outright?
>i'm retarded
thanks for the help

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I'm so happy I managed to sell my soxl at about 10 cents from the top yesterday haha

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I guess when some agency reports it to make it official. I don't think it's priced in yet fully.

Every time I did that the market pumped. At this point I'd rather drag all the permabulls down with me.

smells like oil saturday ppl

wish i could fuck her face

Can the market just pick a direction. Please.

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HOOOO HOOOO HOOO OOGA OOGA

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gay birb

Zoom out mumu
Based, remember no survivors

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me wen pusi

you only get assigned if one of your legs finish ITM. if you dont have enough to cover it. the broker will force sell your shit in power hour.

I bought spy calls at the end

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Ah so THIS is how we get bears. Frustrated, small people who want to destroy the success of others due to their failure.

>the market is looking down from the 100th story and starting to fear heights. this isnt a year to bet on stocks going up

so.. start loading up on SH and PSQ? (too scared of leveraged ETF)

You're a permabull that hoots and hollers over 1 green day after 90 days of red. You've got quite the audacity to get so mad at the bobos.

frig off

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You sell it all together. That's what I do. You could close them separately if you want to

Perma bulls are always right and always make money. Dont you want to right 99% of the time?