/smg/ - Stock Market General

A new generation of baggies are being born

spy reversal coming

as long as we keep crabbing until May i will be happy

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WELL WELL WELL

i tried to tell you stupid fuckers about oil.
i tried to give you a free lesson in basic TA.
i drove out the Bayhorse shill from this place never to return.
i tried to help you make some fucking money and what did you do?

you mocked me and went short oil. good fucking job retards

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Typical lunchtime dump, not worried at all.

more than likely the board is unusable right now.

>that fake pump on SPY
Phenomenal reversal here. Steady climbing straight into hell.

Who here /DOGSOFTHEDOW'd/?

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What's the catch with this spread?

PUT SELL $155 - 3/25
PUT SELL $150 - 3/25
PUT BUY $145 - 4/1
PUT BUY $140 - 4/1

There's no way it's that profitable, even ignoring loose bid-ask spread. Even though it's currently in the money, if someone exercised those puts right now I'd be out $2000 and I only get like $150 credit
I'm guessing the calendar spread fucks it up somehow, like that only works out if it lasts until expiry at that price?
sorry if noob

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watch the nigger fed just buy this entire dip in 5 mins

akshually I'm %80 oil

I CAN'T CUM LIKE THIS

STOP DUMPING

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So what's your next big brain prediction? How high is it going? When will it actually be time to go short on oil?

thank you for your service. If you hadn't sold we'd still be going up.

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Reminder that I tried to warn you.

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Seriously, I don't mean to be annoying, but do any of you have any thoughts on ISPO?
I saw some people on Stocktwits talk about how it could be interesting

I broke 80k in this account for the first time today(until close and they reprice all my delisted shares back to zero ). feels good man.

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yeah when retards are walking in here touting ta in times of volatility and geopolitical risk you can almost be assured were in new paradigm stage

Are you talking about the DOW 30 underdogs strategy? Didn't know anyone still did that strategy

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>I saw some people on Stocktwits talk about
user

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>yeah when retards are walking in here touting ta in times of volatility and geopolitical risk you can almost be assured were in new paradigm stage

you are in a commodities bull market in case you hadn't realized by now. jesus christ you are slow. this is a normal day for us

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it already pumped. it was a good run straight up vertical then straight down.

its a luxury home rental place. buisness is literally dead on arrival.
only thing holding it together is the ridiculously high short interest.

Thank you based Jerome

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yes, I'm retarded
that's why I'm asking here

I'm going to go short on oil right now. Lets just say, I've got a hunch.

Our timeline is summer.
If oil isn't above $120 by summer, I will be worried. But for now, I am comfy holding and selling OTM CCs.

>BILI up 12%
I love China so much

Trading in your TFSA is risky as fuck. CRA gonna bang on your door one day.

anyone buy the que health dip today?

its a fear trade not a bull market
and a crowded one at that
musical chairs is a fun game until the music stops and theres nowhere to sit down

I know what happend
I don't think it will climb that high, just expecting a short bounce or something
Am I retarded?

Folks in here always talking about SOXL and SOXS.. but what about SOXX? Been thinking of DCA into it on my roth.

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>I saw some people on Stocktwits talk about how it
Stocktwits still thinks SOS is an $80 stock because they got played by a single Chinese shill from Reddit.

I thought you said you were shorting it yesterday

>”sell off”
>up nearly 5% on the day

Are you the same fag from yesterday that said it was never going back above $100 despite it being $110 a barrel?

Here we go again bot thread 60 replies in 10 minutes it's bullshit bullshit bullshit and all these containments threads need to be nuked off Any Forums

the past 11 days have been completely flat and dropping.

its dead jim.

didn't know that place was such a bad source for information
what places do you frequent?

please tell me how to find remote data entry work anons I'm begging you hook me up

yeah but then i looked at the price and decided it wasn't high enough to get a good position. there has to be room to the downside to actually make any money, and i didn't see that room. So now i'll get my foot in because there's enough room.

ok its green again. hope it fukken goes to the roof now

>yes, I'm retarded
>that's why I'm asking here

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feels like I talk to myself in here

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i always thought this was thaught in school in india

>he's still phoneposting thumbnails

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im not trading im responsibly reweighing my portfolio on a sporadic basis as market conditions demand :^)

>>I'm retarded
>why are you asking here?

i'm losing money

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I’m glad the fuzzy, tight shirt fad is coming back. It makes tiddies look good.

>he doesn't recognize that thumbnail

Hehehehe!

>chwy P/E ratio
>1.9k
what the absolute fuck

GOLD, SILVER, BOIL and OIL.

I'm trying to fuck around with ROC in tradingview. Anyone have a basic one I can fiddle with the settings on?

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Fuck I am phonefagging today though I wanted the whole gif

I'm done trading for now BILI bros. I will buy back in before close

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Wait until the jews get back from lunch.

Bros should I buy chwy puts today? Shit is going fucking bonkers for the past couple of day

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PE is a meme number, it doesn't tell you anything. If it's low it means people don't want the company, and if it's high, it means a lot of people are in it. That's about it.

Sauce

Why didn't you buy BILI? You'll never get a Marin gf without BILI

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>Lust Penis is over 14 years old
Christ almighty

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