/smg/ OIL GENERAL

¿Qué mierda fue eso?

FUCK SORRY I'M LATE

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Nobody answered me last night; Why is the VIX always in contango?

nigger

>zerohedge.com/markets/russia-demand-hostile-states-pay-rubles-gas
Russia demands rubles for their OIL/gas

tick tock petroDollar. it dies this year when OIL skyrockets to 500 a barrel.

I unironically think SOXL will end green, maybe +4%

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>Why though? Tech has been rallying for literally no reason and I'm not seeing why that should stop here?
>no reason
>why

The psychological analysis of this could make an econ phd thesis

I think that and the caspian pipeline being disrupted

WTFWT REVERSAL??
LOOK AT SOXL AND SOXS GO!

>Wants payments in Ruble west says no
>takes payment only in gold
We Kang’s n shit

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Who else here buying some Chink cheapies today?

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EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT

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Does anyone else yell at their holdings like it's a horse race or something?

let me buy Russian oil, please.

Can I get a qrd on the SOXS reverse split??

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Hello my friends. It's time.

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looks like it to me too.

I just swapped at open

Get fucked, jannies and kikes

>almost bought spy puts at 450 yesterday

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open "pump" crushed

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Only when im in my car

I'm cooming

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OXY chads we can't stop winning

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lol nevermind

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why do they call it a reverse split and not a "merging" or a "joining?"

I only scream slurs at the other drivers in the car.

my bobo swing is green. i need more power

OIL

You're paying for insurance. The longer the policy the higher the price. Futures niggers aren't going to write an insurance policy on your stocks that expires in 6 months for less than one that expires in 1 month. The only way they would, and the only way VIX futures would be in backwardation would be if shit had already hit the fan and volatility was already sky high. The assumption then is that things will go back to normal by the time the contract expires so they can charge less for it

MY WEED OIL AND GOLD STONKS ARE ABSOLUTELY GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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lol what the fuck is this shit, crude oil and oil stocks are so much higher than during Trump's presidency. My lefty girlfriend even said that Biden is worse than Trump yesterday.

BROO WEED IS THE FUTURE

PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO PAY A 70% TAX FOR THEIR WEED INSTEAD OF JUST GROWING IT THEMSELVES LMAO

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tfw +350% on MRO

all this bad stuff was bound to happen anyway bro theres lots of complicated forces at work here - faggot cocking liberals

So this is the power of OIL

Ok so basically same reason interest rate futures are always in contango too, it’s the only place it can go. Thanks

Again, thank you BPT shill

DIE SOXL DIE

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Unironically yes. Most people are way to lazy.

LMFAO I LIVE IN CANADA FAGGOT. NO ONE GROWS SHIT, GROWING IS TOO HARD.
27% THC IS $34 AFTER TAX FOR AN EIGHTH. EAT DICK. LOLOLOL

Reminder the IEA report comes out at 10:30 est

>TSLA IS GOING ABOVE 1000 BECAUSE.... IT JUST IS ALRIGHT???

Why he fuck is SOXL dumping again

The yield curve is always kept at a safe distance guys, don't worry. I've been living with tight yield curves for years.

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>all this bad stuff was bound to happen anyway bro theres lots of complicated forces at work here - faggot cocking liberals

Yeah shutting down all of the country's pipelines and banning new drilling on the first day in office definitely had no impact.

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iea.org/events/iea-2022-ministerial-meeting

here comes the big green stick
get ready
captcha: HNGAP

Did you tell that bitch no refunds?

Lmao kek baggies

Hope you bought some yesterday this will be you in about 4 minutes

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All my natty gas stuff is doing well today, UNG, BOIL, TELL

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I swear to God if nasdump reverses I'm killing myself

kek top tier memery, user

>always
no

But they ARE correlated..

wow baggie top tier play top tier

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>TSLA IS GOING ABOVE 1000 BECAUSE.... IT JUST IS ALRIGHT???

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>Tesla opening two new gigafactories
>Tesla planning cathode battery plant right next to Austin gigafactory
>Let's long oil while the west with technological power gap from Russia/china is making battery technology light years ahead of gopnik and Chang tech

Go ahead and long oil instead of stacking Tesla. I'll be laughing at 5k Tesla while oil companies cash out and dump bags on you all.

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>someone trying to rugpull RIG
FUCK YOU STOP IT

Dude, it went from 20s to 40s in a matter of days

SOXL bros...

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My lil Toyota doin somethin.

>GME is back

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Yeah and it needs to go to 50s

>lbps halted
Niggers

Holy shit, my order to unwind a covered call actually went through, and I made money overall!

>GIGAFACTORY AI ROBOTAXI EPIC MOON MOON MOON

wallstreetbets are piling back in.

Because it literally a piece of shit leveraged meme.

You had your exit pump and didn't take it kek.

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Capitülate Müm̈ü

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The CEO bought like 100,000 shares so redditors followed lol.

Look again

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>market goes up for a well
>tops
>then comes another violent downward swing
>techtards were very smug during this week saying it was a reversal, even though we literally already had a failed reversal in february

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Feels good.

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>GIGAFACTORY AI ROBOTAXI EPIC MOON MOON MOON
It's basically X22 report plantrusting

That you Cathie?

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>trapping retail in a bull trap
So easy. When the flash crash comes they will cry foul again.

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SOXS

UCO

FUCK JOE BIDEN

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>the CEO bought low
>so let's buy high and pump his bags

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>technological power gap from Russia/china is making battery technology light years ahead
They've been selling that line to me for almost a decade and nothing has resulted from it. Fuck you green nigges. Except uranium bros, you guys are cool.

There’s minimal price effect until you actually get the capacity. A well being drilled or a pipeline being built today doesn’t have much effect on prices today.

Your emotions are clouding your judgment.

I find these GME pumps hilarious because every time this happens people thinks le squizzle is happening and then a whole new generation of bagholders is born for like the 5th time

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Sick of your shit, stock market.

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SPY 200 dma rejected? Back down to 415?

You realize oil is in everything- not just gasoline- and I'm literally never going to buy a battery-powered cuckmobile, right?

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